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PitBullCoupe
04-16-2002, 08:27 AM
:D
1. "Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"
2. "Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."
3. "Feel the force!"
4. "Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."
5. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now, you shall!"
7. "Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."
8. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
9. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear, you are!"
10. "Who's the Jedi Master? Who's the Jedi Master!?!"

breadfan35
04-20-2002, 05:57 PM
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tealsnake93
04-24-2002, 04:45 PM
stop, stop stop,


ya 'ever heard that one?