GTChick01
04-11-2002, 05:52 PM
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool
boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."
It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool
boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."