suckmystang
01-23-2008, 01:12 PM
don't get mad if it is a repost... couple of them made me laugh ...
> THE 6 ANSWERS
> WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
>
> Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
> FOR?
> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they
> go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
> AND:
>
> Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
>
>
>
> the irony of life is that ,by the time you're old enough to know your
> way around, you're not going anywhere!!!!
>
>
>
> Life is not what it is supposed to be. It is what it is.
> THE 6 ANSWERS
> WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
>
> Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
> FOR?
> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they
> go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
> AND:
>
> Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
>
>
>
> the irony of life is that ,by the time you're old enough to know your
> way around, you're not going anywhere!!!!
>
>
>
> Life is not what it is supposed to be. It is what it is.