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10sec302
01-15-2008, 01:17 PM
HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.

To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.

threefortytwo
01-15-2008, 01:31 PM
*Copies *opens outlook *pastes *forwards joke.

Thank you much

10sec302
01-15-2008, 01:45 PM
*Copies *opens outlook *pastes *forwards joke.

Thank you much


Ohhh, that's right. I seemed to have forgotten that the other 99.9999% of jokes on here are only told from people who are the orginators of the joke to begin with.

what was I thinking ???


:rolleyes:

BTW, gargoyles arent real...... :p

347Mike
01-15-2008, 01:59 PM
It was a good thing I saw the last part becuase I was asking myself, "I did not just read this lame ass shit". But it turned out pretty good. :D

chuckacosta
01-15-2008, 03:35 PM
Good joke but I've also heard it end with the guy pissed off that the cowboys lost.

threefortytwo
01-16-2008, 10:18 AM
Ohhh, that's right. I seemed to have forgotten that the other 99.9999% of jokes on here are only told from people who are the orginators of the joke to begin with.

what was I thinking ???


:rolleyes:

BTW, gargoyles arent real...... :p

lmao.. You're such a flaming jackass. I meant that I copied this joke, and sent it to a couple friends b/c I liked it.

And it ain't a gargoyle, queerpole.

kayway
01-16-2008, 11:14 AM
lmao.. You're such a flaming jackass. I meant that I copied this joke, and sent it to a couple friends b/c I liked it.

And it ain't a gargoyle, queerpole.

what do you suppose it is??? Im just kinda wondering myself? :)

threefortytwo
01-16-2008, 11:20 AM
what do you suppose it is??? Im just kinda wondering myself? :)

If anything, it's a vampire... It's just some silly fantasy art that caught my eye. I use it in the goofy game I play. The link to it is in my sig. It's pretty fun. You should check it out..

Anywho...

347Mike
01-16-2008, 11:28 AM
Since when do vampires take steroids and have wings???!

kayway
01-16-2008, 11:32 AM
Since when do vampires take steroids and have wings???!
lmao. My first thought!!!

threefortytwo
01-16-2008, 11:33 AM
lmao. My first thought!!!

OK OK, you folks got me.. :o It's just a monster

kayway
01-16-2008, 11:35 AM
If anything, it's a vampire... It's just some silly fantasy art that caught my eye. I use it in the goofy game I play. The link to it is in my sig. It's pretty fun. You should check it out..

Anywho...

blocked at work... im check it out at the case tonight... just for YOU!
(it had better not be that dungeons and dragons/ World of Warcraft shit.... )

threefortytwo
01-16-2008, 11:42 AM
blocked at work... im check it out at the case tonight... just for YOU!
(it had better not be that dungeons and dragons/ World of Warcraft shit.... )

Lol, no, it isn't WoW. Never played that myself. It's just a really addicting, easy to play role playin game. I can't say I've ever played or even like RPG's up until this one. I dunno, it's just something fun to do when work is slow. It's a vamp vs werewolf game. I hope you create a vamp and give it a shot. It's really easy and free to play. (I enjoyed it so much I pay for a monthly membership though... It's like 6 bux)

Layta!

10sec302
01-16-2008, 12:13 PM
OK OK, you folks got me.. :o It's just a monster


Sorry for the misunderstanding, but this post "its just a monster" made me laugh more than my original joke.


Hats off to you...

threefortytwo
01-16-2008, 12:23 PM
lol. No prob...

I conclude that it's a garpire. :p

10sec302
01-16-2008, 01:28 PM
lol. No prob...

I conclude that it's a garpire. :p



Yep, I google'd it.

And its a bada** picture, I just couldnt think of anything else to say... :o