sassystang
04-08-2002, 03:32 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that
he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is soooooo much cheaper.
So,
I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!":)
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that
he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is soooooo much cheaper.
So,
I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!":)