How to get out of a speeding ticket

[meathead]

A guy is hauling ass in a stang and gets caught in a speed trap. The officer approaches ' son I need you Lic, insur, and reg. The guy replies I don't have insur cause the car ain't mine. Cop " who's is it then. Guy " I don;t know cause I stole it, but It might be in the glove box next to the pistol. Cop "whats the gun for.
Guy " I had to use it cause he wouldn't up it. reg might be there to but no lic either. Cop " So you have a dead body in the trunk, pistol in the glove box, no lic, in a stoen car, w/ no lic. " son you just sit tight while I get my supervisor out here.
Supervisor walks up "son, do you know how much trouble ur in. Guy "no sir, the officer starte yelling for my info and I just kept saying "yes sir". Supervisor "so you do have a lic, ect. Guy" yea, here is my lic, insu, and reg. Super" I was told by this officer that you had a dead body in the trunk, pistol in the glove box, in a stolen stang, w/ no lic/ insur/ or reg. Guy replies" I bet that asshole told you I was speeding to. :D

[347Mike]

lol - I got it but jesus christ it took me 10 minutes to read.

[Stng5Pnt8]

lol - I got it but jesus christ it took me 10 minutes to read.


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[aalvarez04]

I've heard the joke before but i lol'ed at Stng5Pnt8's comment.

[347Mike]

I mean i laughed but i cant believe no one else had a hard time reading that mess.

[meathead]

I know it's long but thought it's kinda funny. I've always wondered if that typ of situ ever happened to anyone.

[347Mike]

I know it's long but thought it's kinda funny. I've always wondered if that typ of situ ever happened to anyone.

:o

[meathead]

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change the P to a C, yea, it worked for me!
btw there are longer ones than this, but tried to some it up

[JimD]

My head hurts......

[Kendra]

I mean i laughed but i cant believe no one else had a hard time reading that mess.

I did too its okay. Luckily I heard the joke before so I already knew the punchline..

[meathead]

[QUOTE=JimD]My head hurts......[/QUOTE

try not to think about it, using to many braincells at once. :p

[jims93lx]

Kinda hard to read

hukt on phonix reelie wurx

[Temple 5.0]

change the P to a C, yea, it worked for me!
btw there are longer ones than this, but tried to some it up

I think you need to add an R in there also if you're trying to spell CHRONIC. funny though.

That joke was definitely a FIRST... the first repeat of 2008 that is, couldn't even type it right either!

[Nate]

change the P to a C, yea, it worked for me!
btw there are longer ones than this, but tried to some it up
hooked on chonics? what the hell is a chonic?

[Slowhand]

ha. decent joke, but stop shortening everything in a completely unecessary way.

[Stng5Pnt8]

[QUOTE=JimD]My head hurts......[/QUOTE

try not to think about it, using to many braincells at once. :p


I don't think you're that far from him there buddy!

[Wild Stallion]

I mean i laughed but i cant believe no one else had a hard time reading that mess.
try reading Jeremy's (Whiteboy)posts for 9 years!

[s1roush]

Puffin on some mufuckin chonic.

[meathead]

this is one of those, if you type it all out, it takes forever to read, or abbriviate some words and it's hard to read. It's cool though, at work so the c and the r was to cover my ass. Anywho, what do ya'll think of starting a "yo mamma" section. I saw the one on the christmas thing and some people took it the wrong way.

[meathead]

[QUOTE=meathead]


I don't think you're that far from him there buddy!


Had a wee test so trying to catch up on missed time. :D

[kayway]

old... but funny.

[threefortytwo]

A guy is hauling ass in a stang and gets caught in a speed trap. The officer approaches ' son I need you Lic, insur, and reg. The guy replies I don't have insur cause the car ain't mine. Cop " who's is it then. Guy " I don;t know cause I stole it, but It might be in the glove box next to the pistol. Cop "whats the gun for.
Guy "* I had to use it cause he wouldn't up it. reg might be there to but no lic either. Cop " So you have a dead body in the trunk, pistol in the glove box, no lic, in a stoen car, w/ no lic. " son you just sit tight while I get my supervisor out here.
Supervisor walks up "son, do you know how much trouble ur in. Guy "no sir, the officer starte yelling for my info and I just kept saying "yes sir". Supervisor "so you do have a lic, ect. Guy" yea, here is my lic, insu, and reg. Super" I was told by this officer that you had a dead body in the trunk, pistol in the glove box, in a stolen stang, w/ no lic/ insur/ or reg. Guy replies" I bet that asshole told you I was speeding to. :D


*WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??

[Stng5Pnt8]

*WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??



He wouldnt up it=he would give up the car

reg might be there= registration might be in the glove box

but no lic either= You won't find the license either

[meathead]

He wouldnt up it=he would give up the car

reg might be there= registration might be in the glove box

but no lic either= You won't find the license either


glad to see someone unerstands. I don't get some of ya'll ( you all, to be specific).
If it's to long heads begin to hurt, abbreviate, and people get confused. :confused:

[1slocoupe]

glad to see someone unerstands. I don't get some of ya'll ( you all, to be specific).
If it's to long heads begin to hurt, abbreviate, and people get confused. :confused:
:rolleyes:

[347Mike]

this is one of those, if you type it all out, it takes forever to read, or abbriviate some words and it's hard to read. It's cool though, at work so the c and the r was to cover my ass. Anywho, what do ya'll think of starting a "yo mamma" section. I saw the one on the christmas thing and some people took it the wrong way.

I can assure you that your way was a failure and did not make it any easier or quicker to read.

I had to take a five minute break after that becuase i dont think i couldve answered the phone in a complete sentence.

[2k3svt]

I dont know what disturbs me more, the fact that he shorted words by like 3 letters when it does not even take a second more to type the whole word out.... Or the fact that some of yall had such a hard time reading it! Damn learn some interpretation skills people!

[Temple 5.0]

glad to see someone unerstands. I don't get some of ya'll ( you all, to be specific).
If it's to long heads begin to hurt, abbreviate, and people get confused. :confused:


This isnt a txt mess. man, u can make it long as u wnt & it wont take longer to read. Abs. are designed to save some space, not spd up reading.

This isn't a text message man, you can make it as long as you want and it won't take longer to read. Abbreviations are designed to save some space, not speed up reading.

[meathead]

I dont know what disturbs me more, the fact that he shorted words by like 3 letters when it does not even take a second more to type the whole word out.... Or the fact that some of yall had such a hard time reading it! Damn learn some interpretation skills people!


I totally agree, the first comment/complaint was jesus, it took me ten minutes to read, so I abbriviated as much as I could, then it was, I don't unerstand what it says. :confused: I don't mind typing it all out but damn, make a decision. It's to long... or you don't know what some abbriviations are. btw a question of people looking at this, how many of ya'll have phones and use text messaging? anywho, hate to get a text for a boody call and by the time it got download into some braincells, someone else would of answered the call. :eek:

['67coupe]

:rolleyes:

[71chevellejohn]

:rolleyes:


Nice hooters in your sig

[CYLHEAD8]

gotta remember that one!

[1slocoupe]

Damn learn some interpretation skills people!


Sorry I can't translate DIRTBAG, could you be so kinda to help?? :cool:

[FRANCISCO308]

Lol

[blkscorpion80]

:confused:

[strawberry5.0]

Hahahaha, good shit.