CoorsLightCoupe
12-30-2007, 11:43 PM
Three old men are talking in a retirement home.. first man says "man, this sucks.. i wake up in the morning, and i can't hardly get more than 3 drops of piss when i go pee.." second guy says " oh yeah? when i wake up in the morning i feel the need to poop, but try as i might, all i'm greeted with is one little nugget." third guy says "you think that's bad? i have a good solid BM at 5AM, and i completely empty my bladder at 6AM. trouble is, i don't wake up till 9!"