Cartman
04-07-2002, 04:52 PM
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up
ahead, Earl, it's poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin'
these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads,
and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"
couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up
ahead, Earl, it's poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin'
these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads,
and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"