Cartman
04-07-2002, 04:44 PM
* For Men Tired of Receiving Male Bashing Jokes and
the Women who Send Them...
10. How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
9. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a
washing machine will probably never be able to
support you.
8. Why do men pass gas more than women?
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build
up the required pressure.
7. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't
like to interrupt her.
6. Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
5. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring,
Wedding Ring, and Suffering.
4. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,
"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
3. A young son asks, 'Is it true, Dad, I heard that
in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries her?' To which his dad replies,
'That happens in every country, son.'
2. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
and the Number One Response to Male Bashing Jokes.....
1. Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are beautiful.
the Women who Send Them...
10. How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
9. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a
washing machine will probably never be able to
support you.
8. Why do men pass gas more than women?
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build
up the required pressure.
7. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't
like to interrupt her.
6. Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
5. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring,
Wedding Ring, and Suffering.
4. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,
"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
3. A young son asks, 'Is it true, Dad, I heard that
in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries her?' To which his dad replies,
'That happens in every country, son.'
2. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
and the Number One Response to Male Bashing Jokes.....
1. Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are beautiful.