Toilet is clogged, water is nearly overflowing

[Skidmark]

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

[Denny]

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?
You have an arm? You're alone? Shower readily accessible?

[Skidmark]

LOL, so is there a stopper or something that would need to be pushed?

[Big Studly]

you are up shit creek

best you can do is fill the toilet bowl up with water and hope the static pressure is enouch to get the turd through the p-trap and get that vacuum going...but my guess is that is is already full, so you can't do anything.

poke a stick down there and brake it up or a coat hanger.

[BP]

You could scoop it all out and hold down the handle, it might free up something. Probably won't work but it'll make for a good story.

[Skidmark]

You could scoop it all out and hold down the handle, it might free up something. Probably won't work but it'll make for a good story.

LOL

I read that if you put Palmolive soap in it it may fix the issue. Well I put some and it made the water go down. Then I flushed again and the water is nearly overflowing again

[coors2003]

just get a plunger at lunch :cool:

[StangTamer]

Plan A

Flush it one more time to clear all turds(just have shovel, mop, rubber gloves, scented candle, and trash bag readialy available). Then use both hands as plungers (as if you were giving CPR).....Though I wouldn't recommend using your mouth.


Plan B

Go to the store and spend $2.00 on a plunger.

[blkscorpion80]

quit shit'n bricks

[paul_376]

LOL, so is there a stopper or something that would need to be pushed?


you need to have your shit pushed in

[TOMMY]

go get a plunger.. :rolleyes:

[paul_376]

dont spend more than u have to
my dollar store plunger works just fine..

[Tyrone Biggums]

you need to have your shit pushed in

Speaking from experience, huh?

[ffrc91gt]

Leaf blower would work....

[Skidmark]

You guys have horrible ideas.. i have a plunger coming my way

[Yellowstang]

You guys have horrible ideas.. i have a plunger coming my way


Birthday present?

[big_tiger]

Sometimes a plunger doesnt remove, and the toilet just needs to be replaced. My tolet would clog if you put one piece of tissue paper in it.

[Geor!]

you need to have your shit pushed in
I think he's had it pushed in much too many times, resulting in a larger anus and unflushable turds.

[2001 GT]

I just cant help but notice how appropriate this thread is in relation to your screen name :p

[Fordblue625]

Pour some coffee in there, always breaks my shit into little pieces.

[JimD]

Stab that mo-fo with a steak knife...

[MrEd]

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or Leaf blower would work.... lmao you never know

[midniteblue5.0]

quit shit'n bricks
OR just start add some fiber to ur meals !!lol!!

[ffrc91gt]

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or

Leaf blower would work....

lmao you never know


One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL

[MrEd]

One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL
used my vaccum cleaner once before on the blow side RIGID VACCUM damn :eek:

shit went every where lmao

[97blkpny]

After you get this problem taken care of install a garbage disposal in your toilet. No more problems. :D :D

[IHaveAMustang]

Mine overflowed last night.

Take a coat rack and turn it into a "U" and stick it in. If it's quiet you can hear the toilet begin to let the water go as you push that crap in...it's kind of like gay sex but without all the cuddling and AIDS

[bad_93]

tooth brush?

[UNICORN]

OH, and no plunger LOL

Anything I can do or just wait and get a plunger during my lunch?

Just latch that garbage disposal you call a mouth on that toilet and pretend it is your boyfriend and BLOW :D .

[JP135]

One of the firefighters I work with used a leaf blower to clear a toilet in station so I know it works.... Just sprays water all over the place as well! LOL

Bored firemen... greatness.

[slow84lx]

im sure they water level goes down in the bowl after a while. but a good pitcher of hot water sometimes will do the trick. or lmao you never know


I've done this before with good results.

[89gt-stanger]

ok i promise this works.

1. estiamte how much shit you have in their.

2. then decide on a flammable liquid like gas or lighter fluid.

3. take all the water out of the pot. (i used a shop vac)

4. put enough of it down the hole.

5. then lite the "shit" up.

and then after it is burnt up, flush it to put the fire out :p

[VETTKLR]

LMAO

This thread delivers. :D

[Mr Majestyk]

In the future keep a coat hanger or similar item nearby to hold a dangerously large turd in the bowl during the initial phase of the flushing process. As soon as the bowl water begins to flow out through the toilet throat release the captive turd, and the momentum of the already-exiting water should carry all but the most extraordinarily large logs out with it.

[428SCJ]

Borrow your neighbors shop vac. :D

[gip99drop]

flush more, shit less. lol

[90GT50]

Stop eating pf changs?
http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1109/1109_crap_care.jpg

[71chevellejohn]

Learn how to pinch off a little sooner


btw, what a shitty topic

[428SCJ]

flush more, shit less. lol

LMGDAO

[Pro88LX]

After you get this problem taken care of install a garbage disposal in your toilet. No more problems. :D :D

LMGDAO!!!!

[Clifton]

Wow....just wow :rolleyes:

Great ideas!

[silverstang04]

Call the city to come and jet your C/o if you have one!

[wayne fontenot]

next time tell neighbor you accidentaly locked yourself out and need to borrow their restroom.

[blkscorpion80]

next time tell neighbor you accidentaly locked yourself out and need to borrow their restroom.
yea and bust theirs up