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JohnStang
04-07-2002, 01:41 PM
and i wasn't really getting any and after a few months it really started getting to me.
so, one night after dinner she says to me, "i know i haven't been able to give you what you have needed the past couple of months, so here if 50.00,. go next door and get it out of your system."
the guy was amazed and thought it was a trick, so he refused. but after s few minutes of reassurrance, he headed next door with a huge smile on his face.
he comes back a couple of minutes later with an even bigger smile on his face, and his wife asks, "so, are you better now?"
he replies with, "yes, but she wanted 60.00 instead of 50."
the wife answers back, "that bitch! when she was pregnant i only charged her husband fifty!"

The Punisher
04-07-2002, 03:18 PM
ooooh, thats wrong.....:D

GirlieSpeedracer
04-07-2002, 04:24 PM
OUCH!! that was good!:D

Xcessive
04-08-2002, 08:46 AM
uh-O

ASC#421
04-08-2002, 11:23 AM
Women??:rolleyes:

SN95STANG
04-08-2002, 02:51 PM
UHHH CLEVUS? Makes me not ever to want to marry or knock up!

99SVTour
04-08-2002, 07:15 PM
OUCH...:eek:

SNEAKY
04-09-2002, 09:55 AM
so where do you live?;)

ThaLS1Kid
04-10-2002, 03:42 AM
Thats Fugged up..........................