Xmas question

[A+]

how do an Ox and a Lamb keep time?
in the little drumer boy song.

[mutherjuggz]

how do an Ox and a Lamb keep time?
in the little drumer boy song.


dude, that's just.... horrible


plus, it is posted in the wrong forum :p

[01WhiteCobra]

What's xmas?

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

The sign at the church down the road from my house reads, "If they're not selling Chistmas, we're not buying X-mas." Yes, "Chistmas," and it's spelled like that on both sides. I don't know what the fuck they're trying to say.

[mikeb]

xmas takes the "Christ" out of Christmas. it is one of those politically correct deals.

[97blkpny]

I am confused... :o

[mikeb]

I am confused... :o

Christmas is supposed to be a celebration of Christ; thus the "Christ" in Christmas. Unfortunately, that has been twisted thru the years and Christmas is now more of a commercial holiday than an acknowledgment of Christ. "xmas" is a politically correct attempt to seperate Christ from Christmas, which is ludicrous. Pay attention to retailers like lowes that are having "holiday" sales instead of Christmas sales; same deal.

[A+]

i just didnt want to take up room in my title. So i put X.

[mikeb]

i just didnt want to take up room in my title. So i put X.

Spell it out, lazy ass! :p

[A+]

Spell it out, lazy ass! :p
no! i dont wana

[Mystic96]

xmas takes the "Christ" out of Christmas. it is one of those politically correct deals.


The word "Christmas" originated as a contraction of "Christ's mass." It is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038.[1] In early Greek versions of the New Testament, the letter Χ (chi), is the first letter of Christ. Since the mid-sixteenth century Χ, or the similar Roman letter X, was used as an abbreviation for Christ.[2] Hence, "Xmas" is often used as an abbreviation for Christmas.

After the conversion of Anglo-Saxon Britain in the very early 7th century, Christmas was referred to as geol,[1] the name of the pre-Christian solstice festival from which the current English word 'Yule' is derived..

[mikeb]

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So why not just spell out the extra CHRIST instead of the X? Is is that much trouble? xmas <> Christmas IMO. It is Christmas after all. Good Lord :rolleyes:

Mystic96 - what does christmas mean to you?

[A+]

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a lamb keep time!!!!!!!!!?

[mikeb]

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a lamb keep time!!!!!!!!!?

mysterious, isn't it? :) I think that the ox had a part also.

[A+]

mysterious, isn't it? :) I think that the ox had a part also.
i think the ox had a seiko

[mikeb]

i think the ox had a seiko

LOL....

[fitzwell]

LOL....


nope, it was a Rol...ox

[jchadscud]

nope, it was a Rol...ox

Haha! That was good!

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

So why not just spell out the extra CHRIST instead of the X? Is is that much trouble? xmas <> Christmas IMO. It is Christmas after all. Good Lord :rolleyes:

Mystic96 - what does christmas mean to you?If you're going to get nit-picky about abbreviations, shouldn't it be Jesus Chrismtas?

[A+]

nobody knows huh?

[Chili]

I am cofused by this thread.. Is this a joke, or a trivia question? What Ox and Lamb are we discussing. :confused:

[jluv]

Literally, I think it means they tapped their foot and bobbed their head to the beat.


LOL @ Rolox!

[A+]

I am cofused by this thread.. Is this a joke, or a trivia question? What Ox and Lamb are we discussing. :confused:
the little drummer boy.

[jluv]

the little drummer boy.


That's a kickass song, btw.

[01WhiteCobra]

I am cofused by this thread.. Is this a joke, or a trivia question? What Ox and Lamb are we discussing. :confused:

Little Drummer Boy: Lyrics
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

[Chili]

I never realized how dumb that song is.

[A+]

I never realized how dumb that song is.
i agree....that song is ghey....nothing against Jesus though..

[jluv]

I never realized how dumb that song is.

i agree....that song is ghey....nothing against Jesus though..

You guys are fucking retarded! That song kicks some serious holiday ass!

[A+]

You guys are fucking retarded! That song kicks some serious holiday ass!
lmao!!! holiday ass :D
seriously though...that song sucks. I cant even picture someone talking and beating a drum after every sentence. That would get annoying. I bet everybody was like wtf?

[01WhiteCobra]

lmao!!! holiday ass :D
seriously though...that song sucks. I cant even picture someone talking and beating a drum after every sentence. That would get annoying. I bet everybody was like wtf?

Shit, Lil' Drummer Boy kicks ass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqA90QxU3k&feature=related

[A+]

moved to the jokes forum? :eek: im really serious. what does that mean?? :confused:

[97blkpny]

Christmas is supposed to be a celebration of Christ; thus the "Christ" in Christmas. Unfortunately, that has been twisted thru the years and Christmas is now more of a commercial holiday than an acknowledgment of Christ. "xmas" is a politically correct attempt to seperate Christ from Christmas, which is ludicrous. Pay attention to retailers like lowes that are having "holiday" sales instead of Christmas sales; same deal.

Yeah I know that. The "joke" confused me.

[Temple 5.0]

If you're going to get nit-picky about abbreviations, shouldn't it be Jesus Chrismtas?

Lloyd Christmas? g'day mate!

[A+]

Lloyd Christmas? g'day mate!
nice accent you have there.........New Jersey?

im gonna move this to the theology forum. Maybe they know how a lamb and ox keep time. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WANT TO KNOW!!

[BradM]

This is the shittiest joke ever!







:D
;)

[kayway]

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a lamb keep time!!!!!!!!!?
LMAO!

[A+]

Fuck You Guys!!!!! Im Moving This To The Smack!!!!!!
:d

[JP135]

I think you have a valid question. The songwriter was obviously on acid.

[BradM]

Maybe they wear Flavor Flav style clocks around their necks.

[A+]

so i found out how a lamb and ox can keep time. thanks anyway jerks

[jluv]

so i found out how a lamb and ox can keep time. thanks anyway jerks


Was I right?

[A+]

Was I right?
tapping yes...bobbing their head....not so much. :D

[blk25th]

nice accent you have there.........New Jersey?

im gonna move this to the theology forum. Maybe they know how a lamb and ox keep time. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WANT TO KNOW!!


LMAO!

so how do they do it?

[A+]

LMAO!

so how do they do it?
tapping there feet

[Zarathustra]

This is the shittiest joke ever!







:D
;)


This is the shittiest THREAD ever!

[A+]

This is the shittiest THREAD ever!
but you just had to post in it right.

[blkscorpion80]

well that was dumb

[01YZ2NV]

what the hell is going on??? :confused: