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Fastback
11-30-2007, 06:46 PM
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.

I said, "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Seņor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

whitetrash
11-30-2007, 06:55 PM
lol

Racewerx
12-01-2007, 10:16 AM
lol

SY04Mustang
12-01-2007, 12:15 PM
lmao i had to read it twice that shit is funny

cman7482
12-01-2007, 06:42 PM
lol..

Slowhand
12-01-2007, 06:48 PM
haha, that's pretty good.

Temple 5.0
12-03-2007, 02:21 AM
DAMN I LOVE THAT JOKE! thanks

mightyp
12-03-2007, 09:28 AM
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?

"no habla"

4bangen
12-29-2007, 04:11 PM
nice :D