worth the wait....

[Wild Stallion]

An old biker was sitting on his back porch crying his eyes out sucking on a bottle of Jack Black. His old lady waddled out and asked him why he was crying like a silly little sissy..... He looked at her and said"Do you remember when I was 19 and you were 16 and your old man said that if I didn't marry you he was gonna make sure I spent 20 years in prison getting my asshole reamed?" She looked at him and said "yeah, so?" He started crying again and said" today would have been my parole day!"

[10sec302]

An old biker was sitting on his back porch crying his eyes out sucking on a bottle of Jack Black. His old lady waddled out and asked him why he was crying like a silly little sissy..... He looked at her and said"Do you remember when I was 19 and you were 16 and your old man said that if I didn't marry you he was gonna make sure I spent 20 years in prison getting my asshole reamed?" She looked at him and said "yeah, so?" He started crying again and said" today would have been my parole day!"


39 is old ?


:confused:

[Racewerx]

lol

[Temple 5.0]

I see the humor but I have to agree with 10sec on the math (19+20=not old). it should have started off more like
"A mid-life crisis biker was sitting on his back porch crying his eyes out when..." or w/e
just a thought. other than that it was good.

racerwerx, i hope you don't autobahn through nollanville on 190. the place should be called Speedtrap Texas, good luck

[kayway]

not old.
Pretty funny....well, decent.