Cowboys jokes

[sig239]

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Cowboys.

Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Dallas , Texas, in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring?
A: Thieves.

Q: Why was Wade Phillips upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[97blkpny]

Old as hell and does not apply currently.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

LOLz, not this year...

[chuckacosta]

I take it he's not a fan of da Boys?? :confused: :mad:

[grove rat]

*yawn*

[CoorsLightCoupe]

Today in class all of the kids are going to tell there teacher what their dads do for a living. Well, little Bobby went first. "My dads a doctor and makes lots of money." Next was little Billy. "My dads a lawyer and he also makes lots of money." Now it was little Timmy's turn but he just sat there and said nothing. His teacher was like "Timmy tell us what your dad does." "Nah, I don't want to." "Come on Timmy, be apart of the class." "Well, OK... my dad is a gay stripper for a gay strip club at night, dances on men's laps and sometimes he will go in the alley and have sex with them for extra money." Right away the teacher changed the subject and told the kids to go to recess. She told Timmy to come here and she asked him why he said that. "I am embarrassed of what my dad does for a living." "Yes, but what could be worse than what you just said." "He's plays for the Dallas Cowboys."

[Slowhand]

i'm really confused.

none of those are remotely true :confused:

[Temple 5.0]

yea, that would be really funny if they weren't doing good this year.

[SVT Lurch]

QQ: Where do you go in Dallas , Texas, in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboy Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call Cowboys with a Super Bowl ring?
A: Thieves.

Texas Stadium

Refer to Super Bowls XI, XII, XXVII, XVIII, and XXX.

[grove rat]

Texas Stadium

Refer to Super Bowls XI, XII, XXVII, XVIII, and XXX.

they are shithead haters...let them be

that's probably all they have to look forward to...

[Justa4banger]

Cowboys suck...................GO Italians

[sig239]

I like the boys as much as the next guy, just thought it was funny.
But you know when it comes down to crunch time they will fold like a cheep napkin. :D

[Fox466]

9-1


Bitches.

[91GT306]

9-1


Bitches.


your dam right hopefully 10-1 this thursday

[Racewerx]

wtf?

[RJDCobra]

"Insert any NFL here" in any of those jokes.

[SlowLX]

Don't the cowboys still have the longest streak of winning (sp) seasons? like 20 from teh 60's to the 80's

[Mustangman_2000]

That doesn't apply to this season. Nor any other season for that matter except, maybe the year the cowboys went 1 - 15.

[sig239]

That doesn't apply to this season. Nor any other season for that matter except, maybe the year the cowboys went 1 - 15.


I have a twenty that says they will fold in the crunch time like always.

[10sec302]

I have a twenty that says they will fold in the crunch time like always.


Like always genius ?

The cowboys have more superbowl wins than whatever team you root for. Also, the year the cowboys went 1-15, did you realize the 1 team they beat "The redskins" won the superbowl that year??

Where were you in 92,93 and 95 ?
:rolleyes:

[98COBRA#770]

You may have to change alot of these after this year................the Green Bay
game will be a true test I think.

[sig239]

Like always genius ?

The cowboys have more superbowl wins than whatever team you root for. Also, the year the cowboys went 1-15, did you realize the 1 team they beat "The redskins" won the superbowl that year??

Where were you in 92,93 and 95 ?
:rolleyes:


You taking my bet? This is 07 thats 12 years. I just have a hard time getting excited about a bunch of dumb street thugs getting paid millions to play ball. Never been to a game and never will.

[10sec302]

You taking my bet? This is 07 thats 12 years. I just have a hard time getting excited about a bunch of dumb street thugs getting paid millions to play ball. Never been to a game and never will.



It shows how much you pay attention. Dumb street thugs? You'd be surprised how smart some of those players are. Guess what, almost all of them have been to college, so theres no reason to get all fired up out of jealousy. Im sure the Dallas Cowboys organization will be just fine without your small contribution.

I'll take your bet, but you have a 31-1 favor. Why dont you pick a team that you think will go, and dont be a front-runner and pick the Patriots because they're 11-0.

You still want to lose that $20 ?

[Geor!]

Texas Stadium

Refer to Super Bowls XI, XII, XXVII, XVIII, and XXX.
XXX was stolen. Actually, it was purchased by your shithead owner.

[Temple 5.0]

whatever guys, I'm about to go take the browns to the Super Bowl myself!

[SVT Lurch]

XXX was stolen. Actually, it was purchased by your shithead owner.
Am I sensing a little bit of bitterness?

I believe the term is "Look at the rings." :p :D

[Fox466]

10-1

bitches...





:D

[Slowhand]

You'd be surprised how smart some of those players are.

I guess I would be surprised, because all i see is a bunch of thugs too.

XXX was stolen. Actually, it was purchased by your shithead owner.

You sound like Tim Duncan right now. Please stop.

[sig239]

It shows how much you pay attention. Dumb street thugs? You'd be surprised how smart some of those players are. Guess what, almost all of them have been to college, so theres no reason to get all fired up out of jealousy. Im sure the Dallas Cowboys organization will be just fine without your small contribution.

I'll take your bet, but you have a 31-1 favor. Why dont you pick a team that you think will go, and dont be a front-runner and pick the Patriots because they're 11-0.

You still want to lose that $20 ?



I bet 99.8% never cracked a book. they just went to play ball. Most cant even read.

And I still say they will have a good season but fold in the play offs.

[Temple 5.0]

10-1

bitches..

what happened to 11-1?

[10sec302]

I bet 99.8% never cracked a book. they just went to play ball. Most cant even read.

And I still say they will have a good season but fold in the play offs.


First of all, if they make it to the play-offs, that means a they did better than a lot of other teams, correct ?

And its easy to say that ANY team that doesnt make it to the superbowl folded in the play-offs. That includes 30 teams, so there went your little theory.

And your figures are simply figured in that head of yours. 99.8% ? lol, show me some stats. Most college football players wont even enter the draft until their Senior or Junior year, so Id say its pretty hard to go to college for 3-4 years if you cant read.

:rolleyes:

[sig239]

Just goggle NFL players in jail. :eek: Yep upstanding folks you like nut hugging.
Its common knowledge they get paid to go to school where the hell you been? That shits been going on for ever. Like the school is going to not pass there players. :rolleyes: The alumni would jerk there money out of that school so fast there heads would spin.
http://nflcrimes.blogspot.com Here keep track of your hero's here. :D
http://www.irishroundtable.com/?p=938

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/09/04/the_cancer_corrupting_us_colle.html
78% of them after there career is is over end up broke or in jail from there hood life style.
http://asp.usatoday.com/community/utils/idmap/13366354.story

[10sec302]

Just goggle NFL players in jail. :eek: Yep upstanding folks you like nut hugging.
Its common knowledge they get paid to go to school where the hell you been? That shits been going on for ever. Like the school is going to not pass there players. :rolleyes: The alumni would jerk there money out of that school so fast there heads would spin.
http://nflcrimes.blogspot.com Here keep track of your hero's here. :D
http://www.irishroundtable.com/?p=938

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/09/04/the_cancer_corrupting_us_colle.html
78% of them after there career is is over end up broke or in jail from there hood life style.
http://asp.usatoday.com/community/utils/idmap/13366354.story


Oh, and only NFL players committ crimes and do things illegal right? :rolleyes:
You can pull up just about any profession and there will be something that players have done illegal........so my question to you, is where the hell have you been ? I think we were talking about the Dallas Cowboys to begin with, not NFL players in general, but the fact remains you're still crying about something in the past to dislike the cowboys. Its ok though, we have 5 superbowl rings, does your team ?


:o

[10sec302]

Just goggle NFL players in jail. :eek: Yep upstanding folks you like nut hugging.
Its common knowledge they get paid to go to school where the hell you been? That shits been going on for ever. Like the school is going to not pass there players. :rolleyes: The alumni would jerk there money out of that school so fast there heads would spin.
http://nflcrimes.blogspot.com Here keep track of your hero's here. :D
http://www.irishroundtable.com/?p=938

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/09/04/the_cancer_corrupting_us_colle.html
78% of them after there career is is over end up broke or in jail from there hood life style.
http://asp.usatoday.com/community/utils/idmap/13366354.story


And another thing......Some retired Cowboys....

Jay Novacek............Not broke
Emmitt Smith...........Nowhere close to broke
Troy Aikman............Sorry, not broke
Michael Irving..........lol, not broke either
Deion $anders........Ummm, sorry.......he's got money too.

Oh, and Tony Romo just signed a 67 million dollar contract, so Im sure he'll boo-hoo all the way to the bank. ;)

[sig239]

Its more fun getting your panties all wadded up, wow six players out of hundreds. Yep real good percentage there. :rolleyes:
:D And they still wont make it past the play offs. :D

[02gtpony]

cowboys are going all the way bitches

[sig239]

cowboys are going all the way bitches


I hope so, but don't tell 10sec302 that I said this. I'm having too much fun watching him jump through my hoops. :D

[10sec302]

I hope so, but don't tell 10sec302 that I said this. I'm having too much fun watching him jump through my hoops. :D


If you think your posts on the internet have me jumping through hoops, then you dont have much to look foward to throughout the day.

And to say that you "hope" the cowboys go all the way, but turn around and bet that they dont, makes you a hypocrite. ;)

[02gtpony]

cowboys now 12 - 1,

[10sec302]

cowboys now 12 - 1,



X20

[sig239]

I'm betting they go all the way tell the play offs, then they will fold. They do it every year, I make a killing off fools like you. :D

[Geor!]

Some of you bleeding vaginas take jokes way too seriously. Please seek help.

[10sec302]

I'm betting they go all the way tell the play offs, then they will fold. They do it every year, I make a killing off fools like you. :D


Wow, you're actually bragging about betting against the cowboys ? Instead of using odds like that, why dont you pick a team, and bet on them. Anyone can do what you're doing, but guess what.......there's no respect in that. Thats the difference between a true fan, and you. :o

Just plain sad.....

[sig239]

Some of you bleeding vaginas take jokes way too seriously. Please seek help.

Funny ant it, All I have to do is make a post, don't mater what its about them he jumps through my hoops like a trained dog. :D

[sig239]

Wow, you're actually bragging about betting against the cowboys ? Instead of using odds like that, why dont you pick a team, and bet on them. Anyone can do what you're doing, but guess what.......there's no respect in that. Thats the difference between a true fan, and you. :o

Just plain sad.....


I go where the money is, cowboys blowing the playoffs is a sure bet. :cool:

[10sec302]

I go where the money is, cowboys blowing the playoffs is a sure bet. :cool:



No, its called being a "front runner"

:rolleyes:

[10sec302]

Funny ant it, All I have to do is make a post, don't mater what its about them he jumps through my hoops like a trained dog. :D


Maybe you should have used some of that money you've earned for some spelling lessons....



LMAO.


:p :p :p :p :p

[Fox466]

what happened to 11-1?


Woops, my bad. :o



11-1 bitches! Plus one more, which actually makes it 12-1 and hopefully soon to be 13-1, but I digress...

[SVT Lurch]

Woops, my bad. :o



11-1 bitches! Plus one more, which actually makes it 12-1 and hopefully soon to be 13-1, but I digress...
LOL!Was it not for the white text I was going to make a lot of fun of you. :D

[Fox466]

LOL!Was it not for the white text I was going to make a lot of fun of you. :D


Lmao! I knew a beatdown was coming at me without the text.. :cool:

[sig239]

And it Begin's,,, :D

[10sec302]

And it Begin's,,, :D


First of all moron, this isnt the play-offs.


:rolleyes:

[66MONEY-PIT]

...quiet choking sounds...

[66MONEY-PIT]

Total side note, TO sucks! He doesn't need to get a flu shot cause he could catch it anyways! How over paided is he?

[66MONEY-PIT]

Romo was a little off but TO, man that guy sucks! How did he get as highly ranked as he is, he's no Randy Moss or Marvin Harrison.

[10sec302]

Romo was a little off but TO, man that guy sucks! How did he get as highly ranked as he is, he's no Randy Moss or Marvin Harrison.



TO has a ton of talent, but TO is not a team player. He plays for himself (Hense the fact that when he misses a pass, he smiles or laughs).

IMO, T.O. is the most over-rated wide receiver to EVER play the game, I dont care what anyone says. He lead the league last year in dropped passes. Hes doing better, but he still misses passes left and right.

I think ROMO had J.Simpson on his mind Sunday. Carrie Underwood came to his game last year, they lost............Simpson shows up Sunday,they lose again. Thats not the ROMO we know, so they need to get it together.

[66MONEY-PIT]

I think ROMO had J.Simpson on his mind Sunday. Carrie Underwood came to his game last year, they lost............Simpson shows up Sunday,they lose again. Thats not the ROMO we know, so they need to get it together.

I agree with you but that a piss poor excuse for fuckin' the pooch. Tom Brady is fathering babies w/ Victoria Secret Models and he can still complete a pass. Jessica and Carrie? Sorry but they don't even compare to Gisele IMHO.

[10sec302]

I agree with you but that a piss poor excuse for fuckin' the pooch. Tom Brady is fathering babies w/ Victoria Secret Models and he can still complete a pass. Jessica and Carrie? Sorry but they don't even compare to Gisele IMHO.



Yeah but what does his victorias secret model make compared to Jessica and Carrie ? Plus the attention these 2 women get doesnt make it any easier.

Sorry, but I think Jessica Simpson has a better body than ANY Victorias secret model. Oh and heres a hint (Most of those models are wearing wonder bras) their (oYo)'s dont look that nice with the bra off.


<-----------isnt impressed with the body of a model. Sorry, but I like a little more meat on my women. ;)

[66MONEY-PIT]

Yeah but what does his victorias secret model make compared to Jessica and Carrie ? Plus the attention these 2 women get doesnt make it any easier.

Sorry, but I think Jessica Simpson has a better body than ANY Victorias secret model. Oh and heres a hint (Most of those models are wearing wonder bras) their (oYo)'s dont look that nice with the bra off.


<-----------isnt impressed with the body of a model. Sorry, but I like a little more meat on my women. ;)

I don't know about how much each gets paid, I know none of them would probably have to work again.

I just don't get that 20,000 plus people there watching and millions on TV watching he is not affected but a piece of ass he invites wearing his number and he falls apart.

As far as types is concerns i'll agree on the lack of meat issue but I can't lie and say that I wouldn't through a "gut-link" to all of them.

[10sec302]

I don't know about how much each gets paid, I know none of them would probably have to work again.

I just don't get that 20,000 plus people there watching and millions on TV watching he is not affected but a piece of ass he invites wearing his number and he falls apart.

As far as types is concerns i'll agree on the lack of meat issue but I can't lie and say that I wouldn't through a "gut-link" to all of them.



Yes, I know that 65k plus people are watching, not including the millions on tv and I wasnt saying that for a fact, thats what messed him up, its just that when Carrie U. came last year, he lost and lost again with Jessica S. there this year. He could have just had a bad game, but that game was TERRIBLE!!


and LOL, I wouldnt kick any of em out of bed either, unless I was sleeping on the floor too.

[Shane Small]

Still funny!

[10sec302]

Still funny!


Care to elaborate



:confused:

[RyanB]

Still funny!

You referring to 10sec302 pointing out someone's spelling errors while missing many of them, and consequently making errors himself? I laughed.

[Stephen]

no cowboys jokes when they are in the playoffs with the bye, and home field!!!

[sig239]

The sounds[/COLOR]/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/toilet_flush_2.wav]Sound (http://simplythebest.net/[COLOR=Red) of the Cowboys season from here on out.

[10sec302]

You referring to 10sec302 pointing out someone's spelling errors while missing many of them, and consequently making errors himself? I laughed.


WTF are you talking about ?

[10sec302]

The Sound (http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/toilet_flush_2.wav) of the Cowboys season from here on out.



:rolleyes:

Can you name a team thats been to the Superbowl more times than the Cowboys ? When you become a REAL fan of a team, instead of sitting back riding that bandwagon, then you can post. Until then, go back to giving bj's.


;)

[threefortytwo]

fuggin hate the cowboys. :mad:

[El Jay]

Yeah but what does his victorias secret model make compared to Jessica and Carrie ? Plus the attention these 2 women get doesnt make it any easier.

Sorry, but I think Jessica Simpson has a better body than ANY Victorias secret model. Oh and heres a hint (Most of those models are wearing wonder bras) their (oYo)'s dont look that nice with the bra off.


<-----------isnt impressed with the body of a model. Sorry, but I like a little more meat on my women. ;)


lets compare:


Gisele
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/258935~Gisele-Bundchen-Posters.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/gisele-bundchen/pictures/gisele-bundchen-picture-3.jpg
Jessica
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/jessica_simpson_xin.jpg
http://www.hkb.org.uk/collages/j/jessicasimpson/JessicaSimpson_TheseBoots_hkb1.jpg

I think its all personal preference

[10sec302]

lets compare:


Gisele
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/258935~Gisele-Bundchen-Posters.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/gisele-bundchen/pictures/gisele-bundchen-picture-3.jpg
Jessica
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/jessica_simpson_xin.jpg
http://www.hkb.org.uk/collages/j/jessicasimpson/JessicaSimpson_TheseBoots_hkb1.jpg

I think its all personal preference

Correct...

Thats why I said "I" prefer....

[Marisa]

Kinda irritates me when people say that Texas Stadium is in Dallas when it's clearly in Irving.

[RyanB]

Maybe you should have used some of that money you've earned for some spelling lessons....



LMAO.


:p :p :p :p :p


Your very next post:

TO has a ton of talent, but TO is not a team player. He plays for himself (Hense the fact that when he misses a pass, he smiles or laughs).

IMO, T.O. is the most over-rated wide receiver to EVER play the game, I dont care what anyone says. He lead the league last year in dropped passes. Hes doing better, but he still misses passes left and right.

I think ROMO had J.Simpson on his mind Sunday. Carrie Underwood came to his game last year, they lost............Simpson shows up Sunday,they lose again. Thats not the ROMO we know, so they need to get it together.

Red is for spelling AND capitalization error made.

Orange is for punctuation error.

Blue is for wrong pronoun usage.

Cyan is for incorrect tense use.

I did leave alone your wrong amount of ellipses and the capitalization of entire words, hoping you used them for emphasis. You did make other errors in other posts, but I picked the one immediately following your attack on someone else's spelling.

[10sec302]

Your very next post:



Red is for spelling AND capitalization error made.

Orange is for punctuation error.

Blue is for wrong pronoun usage.

Cyan is for incorrect tense use.

I did leave alone your wrong amount of ellipses and the capitalization of entire words, hoping you used them for emphasis. You did make other errors in other posts, but I picked the one immediately following your attack on someone else's spelling.


You didn't indent in your paragraph to me.

:rolleyes:

[RyanB]

You didn't indent in your paragraph to me.

:rolleyes:

Indenting at the beginning of a "paragraph isn't always used, it depends on the style. A bulletin board happens to be one of those styles. Check your AP stylebook and get back to me, Chief.

Why did you throw an extra "in" in your sentence?

[10sec302]

Indenting at the beginning of a "paragraph isn't always used, it depends on the style. A bulletin board happens to be one of those styles. Check your AP stylebook and get back to me, Chief.

Why did you throw an extra "in" in your sentence?



Good call there. Oh and "chief" didn't need to be capitalized.

[SVT Lurch]

Good call there. Oh and "chief" didn't need to be capitalized.
Actually he was calling you Chief, thus making it a proper noun requiring capitalization.

[10sec302]

Actually he was calling you Chief, thus making it a proper noun requiring capitalization.


A proper noun is a "specific person" ............Chief is not "specific"

[RyanB]

A proper noun is a "specific person" ............Chief is not "specific"

If the subject is referred to by a proper noun, it is capitalized.

Examples:

A) Mom, told me to tell Dad to hurry up.

B) I do not live with my mom or dad.

A is capitalized because they are "subjects" of the sentence. In B they are not capitalized because they are nouns of the sentence.

Anything else you are unsure of?

[SVT Lurch]

:)

[sig239]

Where getting off topic here. Tis was about how the cowboys are going to choke in the play offs. :D

[10sec302]

Where getting off topic here. Tis was about how the cowboys are going to choke in the play offs. :D




Good call there genius. Only 2 teams out of 32 make it to the super bowl, so it's easy to say ANY team is going to choke in the playoffs.

And if you want to get technical, the cowboys have been to the superbowl more times than ANY other team, so get your facts straight before you open that sh_thole you call a mouth.

And it's "we're" getting off topic here, not "where"

['67coupe]

LMAO at the grammatical discussion

[sig239]

Good call there genius. Only 2 teams out of 32 make it to the super bowl, so it's easy to say ANY team is going to choke in the playoffs.

And if you want to get technical, the cowboys have been to the superbowl more times than ANY other team, so get your facts straight before you open that sh_thole you call a mouth.

And it's "we're" getting off topic here, not "where"


Thats the best you can come up with Chief? You had your ass handed to ya up a few post already. :D :D I don't care about grammar and shit, but it seems too bug you so carry on Chief.

You sound like you are expecting you dallas hoods to choke also. Starting to see them for the losers they are?

[CYLHEAD8]

chirp chirp

[sig239]

It shows how much you pay attention. Dumb street thugs? You'd be surprised how smart some of those players are. Guess what, almost all of them have been to college, so theres no reason to get all fired up out of jealousy. Im sure the Dallas Cowboys organization will be just fine without your small contribution.

I'll take your bet, but you have a 31-1 favor. Why dont you pick a team that you think will go, and dont be a front-runner and pick the Patriots because they're 11-0.

You still want to lose that $20 ?



Wheres my twenty?? HAHA I called this one a month and a half ago.

Give my twenty to a no kill animal shelter. Unless you are going to welch out on our bet.
Was 1996 the last time they made it past the first round. With the thugs Jerry is buying they will never get any where. No heart.

[sig239]

I like the boys as much as the next guy, just thought it was funny.
But you know when it comes down to crunch time they will fold like a cheep napkin. :D


Called on 11/17/07

[10sec302]

Wheres my twenty?? HAHA I called this one a month and a half ago.

Give my twenty to a no kill animal shelter. Unless you are going to welch out on our bet.
Was 1996 the last time they made it past the first round. With the thugs Jerry is buying they will never get any where. No heart.


First of all moron, where did you see our bet official ?

And second, you're that typical front runner that true fans hate so much. Your team was probably worthless this year, so you started pointing fingers at Dallas because they probably beat the team you wanted to win.

I dont care if it was 1996, 1956 or 1926............Dallas has still been to more super bowls than ANY other team in the NFL, so the takes them out of the category of "choke artists" but then again, if you had "common sense" you would know that.

:rolleyes:

[Blown03_GT]

First of all moron, where did you see our bet official ?

And second, you're that typical front runner that true fans hate so much. Your team was probably worthless this year, so you started pointing fingers at Dallas because they probably beat the team you wanted to win.

I dont care if it was 1996, 1956 or 1926............Dallas has still been to more super bowls than ANY other team in the NFL, so the takes them out of the category of "choke artists" but then again, if you had "common sense" you would know that.

:rolleyes:
I would say they didn't use to be choke artists, but they have showed evidence to the contrary lately.

[sig239]

It shows how much you pay attention. Dumb street thugs? You'd be surprised how smart some of those players are. Guess what, almost all of them have been to college, so theres no reason to get all fired up out of jealousy. Im sure the Dallas Cowboys organization will be just fine without your small contribution.

I'll take your bet, but you have a 31-1 favor. Why dont you pick a team that you think will go, and dont be a front-runner and pick the Patriots because they're 11-0.

You still want to lose that $20 ?



This sure looks like you took my bet here, Or are you pussing out of the bet you took?? I wouldn't expect any less than this from a loyal choke boys lover.
Want to make any bets on witch ones go to jail before next season?

[sig239]

I dont care if it was 1996, 1956 or 1926............Dallas h as still been to more super bowls than ANY other team in the NFL, so the takes them out of the category of "choke artists" but then again, if you had "common sense" you would know that.

:rolleyes:


Sure they did, that was back when they had a owner who didn't buy street thugs as players. back when they could handle the pressure of there girl friend being in the stands and not choke. Back when they where real men not some steroided up street hoods. Yep no argument from me as they where once a hell of a team. Key word once was. Those days are long gone.
Jerry Jones is a big of joke as his team.

[slow99]

Your very next post:



Red is for spelling AND capitalization error made.

Orange is for punctuation error.

Blue is for wrong pronoun usage.

Cyan is for incorrect tense use.

I did leave alone your wrong amount of ellipses and the capitalization of entire words, hoping you used them for emphasis. You did make other errors in other posts, but I picked the one immediately following your attack on someone else's spelling.
Not to mention the fact that an ellipsis is three periods, not a ridiculously long string of them.

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Sure they did, that was back when they had a owner who didn't buy street thugs as players. back when they could handle the pressure of there girl friend being in the stands and not choke. Back when they where real men not some steroided up street hoods. Yep no argument from me as they where once a hell of a team. Key word once was. Those days are long gone.
Jerry Jones is a big of joke as his team.


Let me run a fact by you that you obviously didnt know. When the cowboys won the superbowls in 92', 93' and 95' do you know who the owner was ???

JERRY JONES idiot.

Who are these "street thugs" you're talking about ??? If I recall, the players most known for drugs and jailtime, were the same players who were in those superbowls in 92, 93 and 95, so you should SERIOUSLY get your facts straight before you ramble on about something you have no clue of. Yes, there might be a few players here and there, since then but the WHOLE NFL has players like that, not just the cowboys.

The reason people notice everything the cowboys do, is because Dallas is americas team. They are the most popular team in the NFL so yes, people are going to notice every little thing they do wrong. The #1 reason you'll never be respected is because you dont stick with one team, yet you sit back and wait for the Cowboys to fail so you can jump up and say "I told you so !!" ANYONE can do that...............Anyone!! .........but a "TRUE" fan sticks with their team win or lose.

The cowboys went 13-3 in the regular season so Id say thats pretty impressive wouldnt you ? Wait, let me guess, you're going to say "Well New England went 16-0 this year" Do you realize the first superbowl the patriots went to, was in 1985 ? and they lost 46-10. They didnt make it to another superbowl until almost 20 years later. Yeah, anyone can step up and say, "look at them now, what are they doing now?" but I guess if I was guilty of filming other teams plays, Id win a few superbowls too......... :p :p :p just like EVERY team in the NFL, the Patriots will go through an era where they're good, and then they'll fall back and not win a superbowl for a long time, but once they start that decline, will that make it ok for me to jump up and say, "See, they're choke artists, look at em !!" :rolleyes:

Finally, you didnt watch the game because if you did, T.O. and P.Crayton missed 2 crucial passes that probably would have made the difference of the game, but the fact is, they still lost so Im not going to sit here and make up 50 excuses, but dont blame Romo for choking, he did his part.