CoorsLightCoupe
11-14-2007, 01:33 AM
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, little Johnny is hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
Johnny now has company...
Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Johnny: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Johnny: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Johnny: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Johnny: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnny and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is.
Johnny: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Johnny: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
Johnny says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Johnny says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's a sin to overcharge your friends like that.
Now you go to the church and confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes little Johnny
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't you start that shit again!"
Unbeknownst to her, little Johnny is hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.
Johnny now has company...
Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Johnny: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Johnny: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Johnny: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Johnny: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnny and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Johnny: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is.
Johnny: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Johnny: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
Johnny says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Johnny says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's a sin to overcharge your friends like that.
Now you go to the church and confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes little Johnny
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't you start that shit again!"