How big is AL P's COCK ?

[93LXHORSE]

Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it !

[Grant]

this post is kinda scary

[Juiced89lx]

TMI. You must be really bored at work today.

[Bullitt991]

Dude....How do you know he's got a chicken????

ha ha ha......:D

[DON SVO]

uhhh, chris... :confused: why would you wanna know??? :confused: send his woman a PM or something, geeze.

[Jedi]

Chris is going for The Ultimate Story.

So far he's done The Boat Story.
The Poop on the Porch Story.
The Friday Nite sotry.

Now, the ultimate clincher....The AL P STORY.


(hold me, I'm scared!)

[michelle95gt]

a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though! ;)

[Dolomite]

Originally posted by Chris98GT
Now, the ultimate clincher....The AL P STORY.

Next on Lifetime!

[RyanB]

Originally posted by Dolomite


Next on Lifetime!

Oxygen!!

[Jedi]

Originally posted by michelle95gt
a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though! ;)

You mean it stretches across town!?!?!?

and all this time I thought those were power lines!

[AL P]

If everyone MUST know, it is only 8 to 9 inches but it has the girth of a small oil tanker....

[BOOSTED32V]

There a few things in life I do not want to know and this subject is one of them...

[Dolomite]

Originally posted by AL P
If everyone MUST know, it is only 8 to 9 inches but it has the girth of a small oil tanker....

So that's where the nickname "Little Valdez" came from.

[Monsoon X]

Actually the actual size of Al's penis crossed my mind because of a post Michelle made.


Al, why not whip it out at Sonic? Then we can name you Sonic Dick.

[michelle95gt]

Originally posted by redmonsoon
Actually the actual size of Al's penis crossed my mind because of a post Michelle made.


Al, why not whip it out at Sonic? Then we can name you Sonic Dick. LOL!!!! he actually has some CLASS and doesn't go around showing his dick or ass in public to get some attention.

[46Tbird]

Originally posted by AL P
AL P
MR. BIG DICK

Registered: Mar 2000
From: BITTER BITTER land
Posts: 3752


You're right, he's pretty classy... ;)

[David1]

Originally posted by BOOSTED32V
There a few things in life I do not want to know and this subject is one of them... thats for sure!NASTY,why do you care about his privates?

[David1]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it ! [/QUOTEd]dude you sound like your gay or you have some serious issues!

[michelle95gt]

Originally posted by 46Tbird


You're right, he's pretty classy... ;) LOL- you got me there! lol...well, at least he doesn't whip it out in public though- that would definitely be classless....... ;)

[AL P]

I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?

[Y2K_WS6_T/A]

Wow...close race here....Does he have a pussy or a lil pecker?

[Grant]

Originally posted by AL P
I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?

I think I've got $5 dollars for you if you do that.....C'mon I dare ya!!! That would be the coolest thing I have ever saw in my life!

[Brad88gt]

Originally posted by Y2K_WS6_T/A
Wow...close race here....Does he have a pussy or a lil pecker?

My vote just put it 11 to 10 in favor of the vagina.

Why the fuck would anybody but michelle care, want to know, or need to.

[Stephanie]

OMG, I just now saw this post. Chris are you bored at work or something?

Stephanie :D

[tenacious j]

what type of board is this?:confused:

[Girls can too]

Originally posted by AL P
I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

What do you guys think?

I think you're a pussy if you don't! LOL! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! hahaha!

<--Calls in Duff to read! :p

[J&J Stangs]

Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
Just curious. I am not coming on to AL, nor am I secretly Leon with password priviledges.

I hear it is of legendary proportions, so let's have it !

What a QUEER question.:rolleyes:

[AnotherRedHead]

bahahahahahah!

[SNEAKY]

odd thread

[Undertaker]

Uncle Al does not have a penis.

[D]

odd thread

You must have been looking pretty hard for this old thread.

[Buick355]

Damn Billy, were you doing a search on cock or something?!?!?!?

[SNEAKY]

i googled side show freak, and this thread was listed :confused:

[CarrieNC17]

I bet he's packin some serious cock.

[jyro]

I'm actually planning on a nice little sideshow...kind of like at Lolapalooza (sp?).

I'm going to whip it out at Sonic, drive some nails with it....drive some nails through it, lift a 45 lb. dumbell with it, beat GE senseless with it and then as the grand finale I am going to coat it with that wax for your car off of the infomercial and set it on fire for several minutes and let members of the audience roast marshmallows.....

What do you guys think?

use it for a jackstand
or tie it to a honda and hold it back

[BlackSnake1996]

a true lady never tells.........i have a smile on my face all the time though! ;)
You are smiling or do you mean laugh. :D

[D]

You are smiling or do you mean laugh. :D

This thread is more than 4 years old there home slice. ;)

[RPM]

What a QUEER question.:rolleyes: fuckin queers :rolleyes:

[AL P]

Everyone remain calm, no need to panic, I'm still hung like a donkey....

[Undertaker]

Everyone remain calm, no need to panic, I'm still hung like a donkey....
Gross.

[AL P]

I know, I feel like the elephant man.

[SNEAKY]

Everyone remain calm, no need to panic, I'm still hung like a donkey....
http://www.minidonkeys.ws/images/Ida%20Zenaida1.JPG

[The Raven]

Uncle Al does not have a penis.


It's stuffed into Michelle's purse. Where did you think he was gonne "whip it out" from?