Tx Redneck
11-05-2007, 12:04 PM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
Wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe
It would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
Drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder... It's Miracle Grow."
Wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe
It would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
Drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder... It's Miracle Grow."