JP135
11-04-2007, 08:26 AM
Surely the well-adjusted minds here have some sweet-ass mommy-mommy jokes.
Kid: Mommy-Mommy, why am I running in circles?
Mommy: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
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Kid: Mommy-Mommy, why is Daddy running through the woods?
Mommy: Shut up and AIM that rifle!
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Kid: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the left over dog food?
Mommy: Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Kid: Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Mommy: Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Kid: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
Kid: Mommy-Mommy, why am I running in circles?
Mommy: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
_______________________
Kid: Mommy-Mommy, why is Daddy running through the woods?
Mommy: Shut up and AIM that rifle!
_______________________
Kid: Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the left over dog food?
Mommy: Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
_______________________
Kid: Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Mommy: Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
_______________________
Kid: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.