Who is the biggest shit talker on the board? [Archive]

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 12:56 PM

Ive become very bored with the conversation here lately and have taken it upon myself to liven things up. Ive taken on shit talking as a new hobby of mine LOL :)

Who do you think is the biggest shittalker in this place? AL P comes close, but I think Ive moved the most threads to the smackatorium! Hmmmm, well Whiteboy might edge me out on that one....but not lately!

Vote!

NickSVT03

04-01-2002, 01:03 PM

Ya I think you take 1st place followed by Al P in a close 2nd!

302_plus_a_few

04-01-2002, 01:04 PM

If you are becoming bored with the converstion here lately it's because you are doing most of the talking. So if you are bored with yourself, imagine how the rest of us feel....

Poisond281

04-01-2002, 01:04 PM

Shouldn't Duff be up there?? :confused:

Juiced89lx

04-01-2002, 01:07 PM

You got my vote! You do talk ALOT of shit.

I think Me and Rodney need to make a trip one of these days to your hood. Maybe around 4:20?

AL P

04-01-2002, 01:08 PM

You can't even post a good poll about shit talking, You better shut that fuckhole under your nose and get to building that car....you are going to get your ass DRUG this thursday night!!!

Mystic96

04-01-2002, 01:09 PM

Nick, you know it's you...why do you even ask?? Just sit back and bask in all your glory :)

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by JUICED89LX
You got my vote! You do talk ALOT of shit.

I think Me and Rodney need to make a trip one of these days to your hood. Maybe around 4:20?

Fo sheezy!

And AL, shut your cum bucket old man! Ill drag you like a lynch mob in jasper boy!

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 01:11 PM

well that is a close one, I hear an awful lot of shit talking all the time from some of you nuts!! :) maybe a better question is- who can actually back it up????? I wouldn't consider Al's SHIT talking per se, since he can actually back his shit up!

----> gone fishing....

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by michelle95gt
well that is a close one, I hear an awful lot of shit talking all the time from some of you nuts!! :) maybe a better question is- who can actually back it up????? I wouldn't consider Al's SHIT talking per se, since he can actually back his shit up!

----> gone fishing....

Keep your pants on anal woman!

bsharer

04-01-2002, 01:13 PM

tex

04-01-2002, 01:13 PM

Not a damn one of those tools on that list could talk their way out of their own ass!

Denny

04-01-2002, 01:15 PM

Not me! I have no room to talk... at least for another couple weeks;)

2K2 LS1

04-01-2002, 01:15 PM

Nick you will win this hands down. You piece of freckled dog shit ;)

I am gonna practice for a while and we can vote again. :p

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by tex
Not a damn one of those tools on that list could talk their way out of their own ass!

Ahhh, dammit I forgot you tex....my bad....you are right up there too lol

Who Needs 8

04-01-2002, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep.

Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep.

Man, I am slacking. I'm not on the list!!! Guess I need to start back up . . . ;)

FUCK YOU BEAKER!!!!

You boyz better watch out . . . I'm putting a 80mm Turbo on my K-5 . . . I'm going to rule the Fastest List before you know it!!!.

Yeah, that should do it.

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Who Needs 8

Man, I am slacking. I'm not on the list!!! Guess I need to start back up . . . ;)

FUCK YOU BEAKER!!!!

You boyz better watch out . . . I'm putting a 80mm Turbo on my K-5 . . . I'm going to rule the Fastest List before you know it!!!.

Yeah, that should do it.

what happened to you thursday night?? the boobies missed ya!

and Nick- shut your fucking cock holster, you bunghole!

2cammer97

04-01-2002, 01:18 PM

hey ARH, if the shoe fits wear it...;) you got my vote.

marcus

bsharer

04-01-2002, 01:19 PM

I think 93LXHorse talks about shit more than anybody else on this board!!

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by michelle95gt

and Nick- shut your fucking cock holster, you bunghole!

you are my cockholster! HAHAHA

tex

04-01-2002, 01:20 PM

I'll talk all the shit I want, and keep running my 9.0s in the 1/8th. You children need a set topic, I'm a fucking freelance artist!

Silver BeaSSt

04-01-2002, 01:21 PM

Dolomite

04-01-2002, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by bsharer
I think 93LXHorse talks about shit more than anybody else on this board!!

Shall we start a petition to change his handle to "Scat Freak?" Or maybe he is a that mysterious Usenet poster known as "Shteatrfrk." The world may never know.

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead

you are my cockholster! HAHAHA that's impossible.....that would mean you would actually have to have a cock, not a pencil dick.....LMAO!! :p

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by michelle95gt
that's impossible.....that would mean you would actually have to have a cock, not a pencil dick.....LMAO!! :p

Then why do you and AL have those bruises on your forehead when you asked to see my monster cock!

tex

04-01-2002, 01:32 PM

Michelle is just bitter because she has a hard time finding a cock bigger than that one swinging between her legs.

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead

Then why do you and AL have those bruises on your forehead when you asked to see my monster cock! maybe because when you busted that thing out, we doubled over in laughter (and pity) and fell down and hit our heads on the curb. We tried to find a magnifying glass, but we just didn't happen to have one around at the time. No wonder you had to have a crotch rocket, to make up for a little something you are missing, huh?? ;)

what are you doing showing Al your pee wee dick anyway? what a fag!!

Denny

04-01-2002, 01:35 PM

I'd have to say Strokd or Tweakd because the shit-to-backup ratio they talk is overwelming.

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by tex
Michelle is just bitter because she has a hard time finding a cock bigger than that one swinging between her legs. you are asking for it now little boy! stop creating sick fantasies of me in your mind you fag! :p

AnotherRedHead

04-01-2002, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by michelle95gt
maybe because when you busted that thing out, we doubled over in laughter (and pity) and fell down and hit our heads on the curb. We tried to find a magnifying glass, but we just didn't happen to have one around at the time. No wonder you had to have a crotch rocket, to make up for a little something you are missing, huh?? ;)

what are you doing showing Al your pee wee dick anyway? what a fag!!

Dear god you sound exactly like AL! Im scared.....lol

KiwiGT

04-01-2002, 02:15 PM

Not only does she sound like him, she's startin' to look like him too. Lay off those weights there girlie. :p

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by KiwiGT
Not only does she sound like him, she's startin' to look like him too. Lay off those weights there girlie. :p LOL- hey, i gotta have a little muscle to flash when the guys on the dance floor try and attack us and dance with us.......

"she's with me"- now go away tools! i have to be able to take care of my biotches! :)

KiwiGT

04-01-2002, 02:40 PM

Hey, I have no muscles, and *I* was the one beatin' down that big black guy trying to carry youoff, LMAO!!!

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by KiwiGT
Hey, I have no muscles, and *I* was the one beatin' down that big black guy trying to carry youoff, LMAO!!! LMAO!! damn, i forgot about that- big huge muscle guy just lifting me off stage like a caveman about to take me back to his cave! kiesha to the rescue! even greg rescued me last week out there too! what would i do without you guys?? so much for muscle! ;) i just need some hot girls by my side!

oh wait- aren't we supposed to be picking the best shit talker? DOH! daily porno thread!

KiwiGT

04-01-2002, 03:59 PM

HAHAHA PDS. You just can't let us girls get together without it. ;)

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by KiwiGT
HAHAHA PDS. You just can't let us girls get together without it. ;) we ruin everything, don't we? and it is only Monday!!

KiwiGT

04-01-2002, 04:44 PM

Damn, you had to remind me it's only Monday...

Ah well, I will SO be up for some Sin and Debauchery come Thursday. ;)

michelle95gt

04-01-2002, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by KiwiGT
Damn, you had to remind me it's only Monday...

Ah well, I will SO be up for some Sin and Debauchery come Thursday. ;) thursday? what are you talking about! you are the definition of sin and debauchery!! ;)

StangTamer

04-01-2002, 05:57 PM

I call B.S. on this thread!! My name isn't on there!!:confused: I guess I will have to try harder for the next poll!!:D

Back N Black

04-01-2002, 09:05 PM

WUT BOUT ME! WHY AINT I ON THE LIST!

tex

04-01-2002, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by bitchin89GT
WUT BOUT ME! WHY AINT I ON THE LIST!
Boy everyone in this thread has turtle heads with better smack than you. When your IQ is larger than your waist size, maybe you can come back.

z0sense

04-02-2002, 02:16 AM

I go with AL P.

Mainly because not only does he talk shit, but he cracks everyone up doing it.

Y2K_WS6_T/A

04-04-2002, 02:26 PM

AL P definitely....followed closely by bsharer!!!

bsharer

04-04-2002, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Y2K_WS6_T/A
...followed closely by bsharer!!!

Shut up boy!

Y2K_WS6_T/A

04-04-2002, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by bsharer

Shut up boy!

So are you trying to say that you talk more shit than him?

Tweakd

04-04-2002, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by StangTamer
I call B.S. on this thread!! My name isn't on there!!:confused: I guess I will have to try harder for the next poll!!:D

It's ok no matter how much shit is talked ARH definatly wins the king spot of shit talking. You wouldn't win anyway lol. I didn't even get one vote. lol I love this shit. It's funny.

bsharer

04-05-2002, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by Y2K_WS6_T/A

So are you trying to say that you talk more shit than him?

No. Im telling you to shut up boy!

dragradialstang

04-05-2002, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by bsharer
I think 93LXHorse talks about shit more than anybody else on this board!! It's shit talking , not talking about shit!

STROKD

04-18-2002, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Denny
I'd have to say Strokd or Tweakd because the shit-to-backup ratio they talk is overwelming.

Why do I have to back it up??? I do not talk shit I speak the truth! haha:D

STROKD

04-18-2002, 03:00 PM

I do not even know why my name is on the list...??? I don't talk shit at all...:( :rolleyes:

Amber

04-19-2002, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by STROKD

Why do I have to back it up??? I do not talk shit I speak the truth! haha:D

In order for anyone to know whether or not it is the truth, you must back yourself up! In otherwords, everything that comes out of your mouth is a bunch of bull shit until you prove it. :rolleyes:

STROKD

04-19-2002, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by unknown

In order for anyone to know whether or not it is the truth, you must back yourself up! In otherwords, everything that comes out of your mouth is a bunch of bull shit until you prove it. :rolleyes:

stand in line... due time due time...:eek:

Amber

04-20-2002, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by STROKD

stand in line... due time due time...:eek:

Damn, your words are so intimidating. :rolleyes:

STROKD

04-22-2002, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by unknown

Damn, your words are so intimidating. :rolleyes:

Sorry were they supposed to be intimidating??? I am not trying to scare you just letting you know that I will race when my car is ready to. :D

Denny

04-22-2002, 08:57 AM

I thought you said you were never gonna race again:confused:

Do you have this much trouble trying to decide what to wear in the morning?

STROKD

04-22-2002, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by Denny
I thought you said you were never gonna race again:confused:

Do you have this much trouble trying to decide what to wear in the morning?

That was all a joke to get people off my back and to piss people off like it obviosuly did you... do you take everyone seriously on this damn site???:D

Denny

04-22-2002, 09:09 AM

When have you ever seen me take anything seriously?

I guess you really can't argue with the ignorant...

STROKD

04-22-2002, 09:13 AM

well you believed me so i don't know what to tell ya... it was a joke so get over it. I will race anything worth racing imo when my car is tuned properly. I will not run it against some slow ass bucket and lose when it barely runs, that would just be stupid!:cool:

Denny

04-22-2002, 09:18 AM

When you say you'll run anything, that's when I don't take you seriously.

AnotherRedHead

04-22-2002, 09:21 AM

Cause Denny knows I will always be your daddy! STROKD IS SLOW!

bsharer

04-22-2002, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead
Cause Denny knows I will always be your daddy! STROKD IS SLOW!

Nick, I think STROKD said you arent worth racing!! Youve got some slow ass bucket! HAHAHA!

Denny

04-22-2002, 11:34 AM

I'm just trying to figure out the qualifications to even challenge the turd!

STROKD

04-22-2002, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead
Cause Denny knows I will always be your daddy! STROKD IS SLOW!

That's cause I was so far infront of you you thought I was behind you cause you couldn't see my car anymore remember???:rolleyes:

STROKD

04-22-2002, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by bsharer

Nick, I think STROKD said you arent worth racing!! Youve got some slow ass bucket! HAHAHA!

The maro is... lol:D not worth his time on a bike:rolleyes:

LMAO Bryan... that was funny!

Amber

04-22-2002, 06:36 PM

Exactly how long does it REALLY take to tune a car just right? I understand it isnt a quick and simple thing, but hasn't the excuse gone on long enough?

STROKD

04-22-2002, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by unknown
Exactly how long does it REALLY take to tune a car just right? I understand it isnt a quick and simple thing, but hasn't the excuse gone on long enough?

Well considerig I never drive the car, so I am not in any hurry to tune it, it takes a long fucken time. What difference does it make? You want to race me or something??? Why do you care so much?:rolleyes:

Amber

04-22-2002, 06:50 PM

Well, of all the times I've heard of someone wanting to race you or you challenging someone, it is always you whining about how your car isn't tuned right. You just like to make excuses is what it sounds like to me.

bsharer

04-23-2002, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by unknown
Well, of all the times I've heard of someone wanting to race you or you challenging someone, it is always you whining about how your car isn't tuned right. You just like to make excuses is what it sounds like to me.

LAYING DOWN THE SMACK!!!

Denny

04-23-2002, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by bsharer

LAYING DOWN THE SMACK!!!

/picks up the smack and sells it for car parts;)

dragradialstang

04-23-2002, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by STROKD

Well considerig I never drive the car, so I am not in any hurry to tune it, it takes a long fucken time. What difference does it make? You want to race me or something??? Why do you care so much?:rolleyes: I thought you always talk about the car being your driver?

AnotherRedHead

04-23-2002, 08:47 AM

DORKED is slow and will always be!

STROKD

04-23-2002, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by dragradialstang
I thought you always talk about the car being your driver?

It is supposed to be but I never drive it. Benefit of having three other of my parents cars to drive... lol:p

Tweakd

04-23-2002, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Denny

/picks up the smack and sells it for car parts;)

LMAO that was hilarious... Hey Denny I have your old Blue car pm me I have some questions for you about it. Thanks dude. -Rob-

AnotherRedHead

04-25-2002, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by STROKD

It is supposed to be but I never drive it. Benefit of having three other of my parents cars to drive... lol:p

Holy shit you are a fag!

STROKD

04-25-2002, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by AnotherRedHead

Holy shit you are a fag!

Why does that make me a fag because I do not want to drive my 5 MPG rough riding bucket everyday?

AnotherRedHead

05-05-2002, 10:52 AM

You are a fag anyways

MattB

05-11-2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by STROKD

Why does that make me a fag because I do not want to drive my 5 MPG rough riding bucket everyday?

Tune it!

STROKD

05-11-2002, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by MattB

Tune it!

It is in the process... If I can get it runnin I will beat MMCM tomorrow, but it won'tbe ready to play yet, still working the driveability issues... Come by and say hi if you want Matt... Matt

TOMMY

11-19-2007, 02:35 PM

I would like to see an updated version on this poll....

Denny

11-19-2007, 02:39 PM

I would like to see an updated version on this poll....
None of the above these days. :cool:

TOMMY

11-19-2007, 02:45 PM

None of the above these days. :cool:

Thats what I was thinking...

White_lightning

11-19-2007, 02:46 PM

None of the above these days. :cool:
holy back from the dead.

gloomleader

11-19-2007, 10:03 PM

holy back from the dead.

x2

1slocoupe

11-21-2007, 09:31 AM

WTF I wasnt included in on this survey?? FUCK YALL!!! :p

Denny

11-21-2007, 01:28 PM

WTF I wasnt included in on this survey?? FUCK YALL!!! :p
Shit talkers, not shit-for-brains.

Jimi G

11-21-2007, 01:32 PM

Shit talkers, not shit-for-brains.

Muhaha, looks like you shall take your place at the top, :D

BlackSnake1996

11-21-2007, 01:35 PM

So, Talisman didnt make the cut back then? Shame...we need a new poll.

Denny

11-21-2007, 01:39 PM

So, Talisman didnt make the cut back then? Shame...we need a new poll.
This was back when talking shit originated from car talk.

Jimi G

11-21-2007, 01:41 PM

This was back when talking shit originated from car talk.

Wow you mean there used to be car talk on DFWstangs :D

Denny

11-21-2007, 01:43 PM

Wow you mean there used to be car talk on DFWstangs :D
Ya. Nowadays, talking cars on here makes me feel all dirty. Not Jr. High cheerleader dirty, but like aunt Martha's armpit dirty. :o

Maverick

11-21-2007, 03:58 PM

<--- missed out being nominated

I guess i'd have to be full of it first in order to actually spew it

talisman

11-21-2007, 05:42 PM

So, Talisman didnt make the cut back then? Shame...we need a new poll.

I wasn't even a member on here when this thread started, Brain.

Trip McNeely

11-21-2007, 08:59 PM

Why isnt Ross on the list? :D

STROKD

11-22-2007, 05:43 PM

None of the above these days. :cool:
Reading through all the old threads... wow what fun that was 5.5 years ago...

LOL at Denny though trying to race me back in the day...

Did you have a 10 second car back then Denny? I ran 11.1s first time out on the first combo @ 132. I was proud it didn't hit the wall with the older suspension setup. :o

Nestromo

11-26-2007, 04:24 PM

Ya I think you take 1st place followed by Al P in a close 2nd!

"Ask any shittalker, any REAL shittalker. It doesn't matter if you win by a sentence or a paragraph. WINNING IS WINNING"

BlackSnake1996

11-26-2007, 04:41 PM

I wasn't even a member on here when this thread started, Brain.
Yep...Three months before your time. We still need the new poll.

BlackSnake1996

11-26-2007, 04:42 PM

I wasn't even a member on here when this thread started, Brain.
Yep...One month before your time. We still need the new poll.

Nestromo

11-26-2007, 05:17 PM

Yep...One month before your time. We still need the new poll.

Shit, neither was I. I didn't even realize how old it was. That's OK, I casted a vintage vote anyway based on the staff of the late (not so) great AMS. Hope that isn't to much of a hint. :D

BlackSnake1996

11-26-2007, 05:21 PM

Shit, neither was I. I didn't even realize how old it was. That's OK, I casted a vintage vote anyway based on the staff of the late (not so) great AMS. Hope that isn't to much of a hint. :D
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