Knocked Up

[Katrina]

Anyone else going to see it Friday. From the same people who made 40 Year Old Virgin...looks funny...

http://www.knockedupmovie.com/

[Fox466]

So many jokes are applicable here...

[Da Prez]

dont we have a movie forum for all these movie threads?

[livinglegend_86]

So many jokes are applicable here...

LOL

i might take my wifey to see it, since we just had our 1st about 6 weeks ago...

[Katrina]

So many jokes are applicable here...


Yes, I know. :)

[Katrina]

dont we have a movie forum for all these movie threads?

I never pay attention to the other forums....just racing bench and pics.

sorry if there is.

[Mystic96]

i love irony

[Denny]

Isn't that the sequal to "Pull Out" starring Mystic96?

[usmcluke]

Isn't that the sequal to "Pull Out" starring Mystic96?
I heard its a trilogy with the final "episode" being titled. "Child Support Sucks"

[Ted]

Chorus: Juicy J + LaChat]
[Juicy J] It's my baby mama (yeanknow) I want child support
She get welfare checks, but I stay in court
It's my baby mama (yeanknow) she be ridin' Cady
And she always lookin' for sugar daddies
[LaChat] It's my baby daddy (yeanknow) he be always broke
And he aint no good nothin', but a joke
It's my baby daddy (yeanknow) he just love to have it
He be cheatin' on me that's why I can't stand em'

[Verse 1: Juicy J]
Man this freak has got me stressin' in the court I must confessin'
Playas try to get that checkin' hoopa hickeys on yo' neckin'
In that jail I can't be stayin' and my g's you can't be cakin'
Child support can burn like torch when you get behind yo' payment
Hurr they go you send em' letters then they wanna come and get cha
Probably shoulda used a Jimmy probably shoulda neva' met her
Why you wanna try and impress me?
Always lyin' tryna' caress me

[LaChat]
All these so-called ballas want me boy I'm styled you know I'm sexy
I'm LaChat you see I'm swole got you waitin' at a tole
Betta' come break me off a fee keep yo' girl on yo' bankrole
See me switchin' blowin' out kisses dudes don't know what they be missin'
I'm the type of girl you need keep some cookin' in the kitchen
Bake yo' biscuits up from scratch get chu' sprung off my cat
But chu betta take care yo' kids Juvenile Court is where it's at
Where it's at?
Yeanknow? Cheese is missin' yean show
And that freak you shackin' wit' she too nice I'm mean though

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: DJ Paul]
It's DJ P and brothas be out we just tryin' to be dawgs
But it's ok aint nann hoe gon' stop the way that we walk
We kickin' dis off in them dose' and when it's on they gon' run
And please believe when we come we gon' come like a nut cum
Down and dirty in these streets, rough and rugged on these freaks
Ridin' Cady Automatic man we got to keep that heat
Keep that heat for them streets cuz' man these streets be watchin' me
Memphis, Tenn. kick the chains and playas gotta kick the crease
The Vision 2 Juvenile Court is where they had yo' boy
Monthly payments I gotta pay, but I keep comin' short
Now that I'm payin child support and these courts got me runnin' mayn
Spendin' nights with these otha freaks house and all my dawgs mayn
Warrents for yo' boy arrest got me sweatin' from the stress
Gettin' drunk and high all night bout' to drive me to that white
Mayn if these boys want me they gon' really have to find me
Messin' off with these scally wag hoes they so grimey

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: LaChat]
Why you playin?
Boy yo' baby need some shoes, boy yo' baby need some clothes
Need to try and pay yo' fees, why you out hurr playin' these hoes?
Aint no more for me and you, but this what they gotta do
With the seed we have concieved don't you know he's part of you?
I don't wanna hurr yo' mess talk to me bout' givin' checks
Put a judge up in my business what I want is what I get
Shoulda knownd it from the jump all that talk was just a front
Now you payin' for that lyin' see yo' ass in court next month

[Juicy J]
Pay you cheese I'll give you quarters I'll just wait for court to order
Mexico is where you'll find me somewhere round' the fuckin' border
Hangin' with the finest women, walkin' wit' a gansta limpin'
Drinkin' on a case of DP, goody green you know we wit' it
I done hustled worth a job and broke some back there wasn't no stoppin'
You dun did the clubbin' hoppin' and them pills you kept on poppin'
Now I see why you be freakin' now I know why you be geekin'
If you wanna give me reason catch me in that playa season

[Chorus]

[Katrina]

I heard its a trilogy with the final "episode" being titled. "Child Support Sucks"

It'll be a bust

[slow99]

I heard its a trilogy with the final "episode" being titled. "Child Support Sucks"

Lol!

[99shestang]

I want to see it this weekend. Looks funny. I like Katherine Heigle

[Katrina]

I want to see it this weekend. Looks funny. I like Katherine Heigle


off topic but i'm bored............I love your avatar! I want a coach purse so bad!!!

[Andrew]

off topic but i'm bored............I love your avatar! I want a coach purse so bad!!!

Go buy one!

[99shestang]

off topic but i'm bored............I love your avatar! I want a coach purse so bad!!!

I love mine. I get one every year for my birthday and Christmas. They are expensive but last so long. You need one... every girl does. :p

[GT Dan]

Why would anyone make a movie about getting knocked up...

[Mystic96]

I love mine. I get one every year for my birthday and Christmas. They are expensive but last so long. You need one... every girl does. :p

You should sell me your old ones so I can give them to her for a late happy mother's day present :D

[grove rat]

this movie was fucking funny, saw it saturday morning. the whole movie had me cracking up the entire time, i strongly suggest seeing it. but, DO NOT TAKE ANY KIDS with you to watch this movie :rolleyes: it's definitely rated R for a reason. let's see: titties, fucking, alot of cussing, strippers(more titties), and a view of a crowning(google it and see what it is). but for grown folks it a great movie

[Barbie]

the movie was GREAT!! just reenforces my desire to not have kids, I could NOT do that

[jakesford]

Great movie, by far the best comedy of the year so far... I laughed all the way through, and it had a pretty good story along with the jokes.

I love the vegas part, :p

[99shestang]

You should sell me your old ones so I can give them to her for a late happy mother's day present :D

lol... just get her a new one... they last a long time goofball. She deserves one. ;)

[redheadintx]

LOVED this movie... we went and saw it Saturday night and liked it so much that we took a friend and went and saw it again yesterday afternoon!

[03shadowgreygt]

saw it sat night, the movie was awesome! could have done without the crowning scene though!

[99shestang]

LOVED this movie... we went and saw it Saturday night and liked it so much that we took a friend and went and saw it again yesterday afternoon!

lol... guess I need to go see it. I have heard a lot of good things about the movie on the radio.

[90GT50]

It was pretty good, could've been shorter.

"she like-a the way your dick taste!"

[redheadintx]

saw it sat night, the movie was awesome! could have done without the crowning scene though!

Didn't bother me at all... but then again I've a kid so... lol

[Pro88LX]

funny as fuck!!! didnt tell the g/f about the crowning scene so i was sure she would see it.

Movie tickets : 14.00
Snacks and drink : 350.00
the look on girlfriends face during the crowning scene......Priceless :D

[Slow Five-O]

great movie.


and werd on the g/f's face during crowning scene lol!

[must"have"ang]

I had to explain to my wife the part where they were always getting drunk and stoned and screwing around fighting and stuff at the first as something guys just sometimes do.

She didnt get it..... but the movie was hilarious, and "What to expect when you expecting" is a good read.

<----- two kids

[propellerhead]

Not as good as 40 Yr Old Virgin but it has its moments. Part chick flick, part comedy.

[bcoop]

Not as good as 40 Yr Old Virgin but it has its moments. Part chick flick, part comedy.



Everyone I've talked to said it's 10x better than 40 year old virgin. :confused:

[redheadintx]

Everyone I've talked to said it's 10x better than 40 year old virgin. :confused:

I think it is... to each their own though.

[Hollywood]

I didn't care for it and no way it's as good as the 40 year old virgin.

[Undertaker]

LOVED IT! All except for one part....could have REALLY gone without seeing that, so I am scarred.


And the popcorn was great! :D

[90GT50]

Everyone I've talked to said it's 10x better than 40 year old virgin. :confused:Wait, what? Fuck no.

[99shestang]

OMG.... that movie was hilarious. I saw it this weekend and I haven't laughed that hard watching a movie in SOOO long. That is for sure a movie to buy when it comes out.

I could have done without the crowning part.... :eek: :eek: ... I couldn't beleive they showed that.

Very funny though... I would pay to see it again.

[bcoop]

Wait, what? Fuck no.




Hell, I don't know. Just going off of what I've been told. We will probably go see it some time this week.

[90GT50]

Hell, I don't know. Just going off of what I've been told. We will probably go see it some time this week.Yeah, I mean it's good, but not better than 40, atleast not in my opinion.

[Skidmark]

funny as fuck!!! didnt tell the g/f about the crowning scene so i was sure she would see it.

Movie tickets : 14.00
Snacks and drink : 350.00
the look on girlfriends face during the crowning scene......Priceless :D


350?! Are you feeding an army or something

[90GT50]

350?! Are you feeding an army or somethingNah, just 3 people.

[Pro88LX]

350?! Are you feeding an army or something


nah lol, it was a joke (a lame one obviously) about how expensive snacks and drinks are at the movies.

[Pro88LX]

Nah, just 3 people.

2 actually LOL