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96blackstang
03-22-2007, 04:01 PM
Wal-Mart announced that they would soon be offering customers a new discount
item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an
affordable price, in the $1 -3 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal*Mart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is
important."

Customer survey's were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Wal*Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal*Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

momo stallion
03-22-2007, 06:50 PM
not horrible but less than awesome.

97blkpny
03-22-2007, 11:17 PM
I did actually laugh at # 7. I'm sorry.

Temple 5.0
03-23-2007, 01:09 PM
haha i thought that was pretty good, if you know a little about wine

'67coupe
03-23-2007, 11:14 PM
#5 got a chuckle from me...not bad

96blackstang
03-27-2007, 03:12 AM
Well at least someone else got a laugh from it too...

BradsBlue90
03-27-2007, 03:37 AM
I laughed.

96blackstang
03-27-2007, 03:44 AM
:D