Tx Redneck
03-15-2007, 09:33 PM
This small town in S.Texas has problem w/ pidgeons and has tried everthing under the sun to get rid of them. One day a man aproached the Mayor w/ a proposition. He offered to rid the town of the birds w/ one stipulation, they couldn't ask him any questions w/ out paying 5 million $ for each question.
The Mayor accepts the offer. The man then releases a blue pidgeon from a cage, as he does it takes off and starts flying in circles around the town. While it's flying the others start following it around 'till they're all in line.
They then all take off out of sight. Three hours later the blue pidgeon returns to the man and its cage. The Mayor was astounded w/ the results and hands the man a check for 5 million $ and says " I have just one question for you, do you have a blue mexican?"
The Mayor accepts the offer. The man then releases a blue pidgeon from a cage, as he does it takes off and starts flying in circles around the town. While it's flying the others start following it around 'till they're all in line.
They then all take off out of sight. Three hours later the blue pidgeon returns to the man and its cage. The Mayor was astounded w/ the results and hands the man a check for 5 million $ and says " I have just one question for you, do you have a blue mexican?"