LockEmUp
02-21-2007, 10:17 PM
Three men were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked
at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man said, "These are Carols."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked
at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man said, "These are Carols."