Grant
02-17-2007, 10:58 PM
Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds...AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a beautifully
wrapped gift-box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on
her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the
house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Larry has been missing since Friday.
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds...AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a beautifully
wrapped gift-box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on
her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the
house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Larry has been missing since Friday.