CH-turd-neuboyl PIG

[Mark Marino]

STATE FAIR & 3 immigrant farmers fail to get a prize. "We win next year"said 1 to the others. He put a cork in the butthole of the tiny pig the group had started on. By next year, STATE FAIR and they have a pig entered as big as a barn. After the prize ribbon was handed out it was time to remove the cork. "Im not touching that one" & No.2 says"me neither". So, no. 3 immigrant takes it upon himself to bribe the monkey at the Midway,"Little monkey, there's a bunch of bananas I give U for pulling the plug off that pig's butt". So the monkey went and did it.
BREAKING NEWS and a TV news camera is on the STATE FAIR scene and ask those immigrants, "Can U tell us what happened?" No.1 say"Sheeatttee everywhere" No.2
"Sheatttee everywhere" No. 3"Po' little monkey trying to put the cork back in"

[SouthernSVT]

I have no idea wtf was just said

[93blowngreenlx]

Jesus My Head Hurts

[Temple 5.0]

dude if we have to read it a few times to have it make sense it's not a good start. If after the crappy wording is sorted out and you don't laugh, maybe you should re-think even posting it. next time look over the "joke" and see if it can really make people laugh. a pig having a cork up it's ass for a year and shitting everywhere really isn't humorous or ironic at all... sorry.

yes i get it, the pig was as big as a barn after not shitting for a year and then there was shit all over the place cause a monkey pulled the cork out of the pigs ass. thanks for the post, try again.

[Old Fart]

LOL at this whole thread :)

[must"have"ang]

dude if we have to read it a few times to have it make sense it's not a good start. If after the crappy wording is sorted out and you don't laugh, maybe you should re-think even posting it. next time look over the "joke" and see if it can really make people laugh. a pig having a cork up it's ass for a year and shitting everywhere really isn't humorous or ironic at all... sorry.

yes i get it, the pig was as big as a barn after not shitting for a year and then there was shit all over the place cause a monkey pulled the cork out of the pigs ass. thanks for the post, try again.

LMFAO, now that was funny.

To the joke poster.....get the fuck out of this forum!!!!

[PaintitBlack95]

<<<<<hey give him a bre<<<<
<<<ak at least
<<<< he got rid of all <<<
<<<<<this shit<<<<

[TrueBlueGT]

I have heard 2nd graders with better jokes.

[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

STATE FAIR & 3 immigrant farmers fail to get a prize. "We win next year"said 1 to the others. He put a cork in the butthole of the tiny pig the group had started on. By next year, STATE FAIR and they have a pig entered as big as a barn. After the prize ribbon was handed out it was time to remove the cork. "Im not touching that one" & No.2 says"me neither". So, no. 3 immigrant takes it upon himself to bribe the monkey at the Midway,"Little monkey, there's a bunch of bananas I give U for pulling the plug off that pig's butt". So the monkey went and did it.
BREAKING NEWS and a TV news camera is on the STATE FAIR scene and ask those immigrants, "Can U tell us what happened?" No.1 say"Sheeatttee everywhere" No.2
"Sheatttee everywhere" No. 3"Po' little monkey trying to put the cork back in"You're incompetent, and your jokes suck. Please, give it up now.This deficiency in “self-monitoring skills,'’ the researchers said, helps explain the tendency of the humor-impaired to persist in telling jokes that are not funny... http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4175003

[Geor!]

This Mark Marino fucksuck has posted unreadable shit more than once.

[ceyko]

This Mark Marino fucksuck has posted unreadable shit more than once.

He's only posted 2 posts it appears, so that's not a good track record for him.

Made jokei.

[Osiris]

<<<<<hey give him a bre<<<<
<<<ak at least
<<<< he got rid of all <<<
<<<<<this shit<<<<

LMFAO! Now THAT is funny!

[96blackstang]

Im lost... :confused:

[32VfromHell]

go kill yourself

[10sec302]

This Mark Marino fucksuck has posted unreadable shit more than once.


Well he's only had 1 other time to do so, lol.


That tops it all and has my vote for worst joke of the 20th century!!