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[03GTGUY]

failed attempt to commit suicide after being cut. He couldnt kick the chair out from under him while trying to hang himself. A guy at the bar told me that joke last night-sorry if its a repost but it made me chuckle.

[slow99]

Yeah that joke's been recycled on here a couple times. I heard it about Scott Norwood back in Super Bowl 25.

[ma67cpe]

I heard that he got in a car wreck, he was getting on the freeway and hit the gaurdrail and then bounced of the service road to the right.

[46Tbird]

I've never heard that before. :D

http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=299256

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[Trip McNeely]

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[Nate]

I heard his wife came into the room cause she kept hearing gunshots...he tried to kill himself with a gun but ...wide right...wide right....wide right.