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That_Is_My_El_Camino
11-23-2006, 05:31 PM
Colts Claim To Still Be Undefeated: 'We Beat Ourselves'
November 23, 2006 | Onion Sports
DALLAS—Indianapolis Colts players and coaches informed reporters that their team still remains undefeated despite their poor showing against the Dallas Cowboys last Sunday, claiming that the Colts had in fact beaten themselves with a poor offense and a defense that collapsed in the latter part of the second half and had, therefore, technically won. "Let's get this straight—the only team capable of beating the Indianapolis Colts is the Indianapolis Colts. And, since we clearly did so, it follows logically that we're still undefeated," said Colts head coach Tony Dungy during a post-game press conference, adding that he is pleased that his team is still leading the American Football Conference by two games. "I have to tell you, it feels good to be 10-0. It might not have been pretty, but a win's a win." Dungy said he has already told his players to forget about this week's victory, and stressed that he was concentrating on making the playoffs and "hardly wasting any time whatsoever" thinking about staying undefeated.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55652
Maverick
11-23-2006, 05:33 PM
LOLz...
4.6 Love
11-23-2006, 05:33 PM
Fuck the colts!!! :mad:
the poor guy is in denial :D
Badass2000gt
11-23-2006, 06:52 PM
But it is true. The Colts beat themselves. Cowboys got lucky the colts werent on thier game.
jakesford
11-23-2006, 08:00 PM
But it is true. The Colts beat themselves. Cowboys got lucky the colts werent on thier game.
I don't know about that... Dallas has been kinda unlucky them selves, and they have killed them selves with penalties. By the stats Dallas is a very good team.
I'll take dallas 12-4 11-5 on the season, lets see what happens post season...
BOOSTED32V
11-23-2006, 08:03 PM
LOLcopter :D ...'H'
Colts Claim To Still Be Undefeated: 'We Beat Ourselves'
November 23, 2006 | Onion Sports
DALLAS—Indianapolis Colts players and coaches informed reporters that their team still remains undefeated despite their poor showing against the Dallas Cowboys last Sunday, claiming that the Colts had in fact beaten themselves with a poor offense and a defense that collapsed in the latter part of the second half and had, therefore, technically won. "Let's get this straight—the only team capable of beating the Indianapolis Colts is the Indianapolis Colts. And, since we clearly did so, it follows logically that we're still undefeated," said Colts head coach Tony Dungy during a post-game press conference, adding that he is pleased that his team is still leading the American Football Conference by two games. "I have to tell you, it feels good to be 10-0. It might not have been pretty, but a win's a win." Dungy said he has already told his players to forget about this week's victory, and stressed that he was concentrating on making the playoffs and "hardly wasting any time whatsoever" thinking about staying undefeated.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55652Dungy is starting to be a real douche bag lately.
Trip McNeely
11-24-2006, 01:49 AM
But it is true. The Colts beat themselves. Cowboys got lucky the colts werent on thier game.
youre a dumbass.
gammons1992
11-24-2006, 01:56 AM
well shit,.... i guesss for all the loses the cowboys have they just beat them self.... lol shut the hell up tony dungi.... hes crazy.... go cowboys
10-0 and a win is a win!!?? :rolleyes: Is he mental? What a sore loser, the Boys played the same 60 minutes you did and at the end they had more points, that means they win. Any questions?
momo stallion
11-24-2006, 10:36 AM
guys... it's the onion.com
relax!
jlyon
11-24-2006, 10:43 AM
thats funny :D
guys... it's the onion.com
relax!
CRAP! Stupid Onion :mad:
Badass2000gt
11-24-2006, 07:36 PM
youre a dumbass.
You're a faggot. And you're telling me when the colts are on their "A game" and the cowboys are on thier "A game" the cowboys will win? I dont think so. :rolleyes:
4.6 Love
11-24-2006, 07:48 PM
You're a faggot. And you're telling me when the colts are on their "A game" and the cowboys are on thier "A game" the cowboys will win? I dont think so. :rolleyes:
Are you telling me the colts weren't on their "A" game when the played the 'boys? :rolleyes: ....they got outplayed, plain and simple.. :rolleyes:
Trip McNeely
11-24-2006, 07:49 PM
You're a faggot. And you're telling me when the colts are on their "A game" and the cowboys are on thier "A game" the cowboys will win? I dont think so. :rolleyes:
LMAO OK Tiger Woods. "A" game. youre not a dumbass, youre a FUCKING dumbass.
Badass2000gt
11-24-2006, 07:51 PM
Are you telling me the colts weren't on their "A" game when the played the 'boys? :rolleyes: ....they got outplayed, plain and simple.. :rolleyes:
thats right. The colts played like shit and yes they were out played also, and the cowboys only won by a touchdown. Come on the cowboys arent that great of a team. They caught the colts on a off day shit happens but people are saying the cowboys are better then the colts. I dont believe that in a heart beat.
Trip McNeely
11-24-2006, 07:52 PM
Are you telling me the colts weren't on their "A" game when the played the 'boys? :rolleyes: ....they got outplayed, plain and simple.. :rolleyes:
Hellyeah they were on their "A GAME." IF they werent it wouldve been 42 - 14 Cowboys, instead. LOL A game.
Trip McNeely
11-24-2006, 07:53 PM
thats right. The colts played like shit and yes they were out played also, and the cowboys only won by a touchdown. Come on the cowboys arent that great of a team. They caught the colts on a off day shit happens but people are saying the cowboys are better then the colts. I dont believe that in a heart beat.
Yeah Ill say an off game. LOL The excuses KEEP flying. Manning 3 interceptions for the whole season, and gets 2, and a fumble in THAT single game. ITS CALLED PRESSURE, and unless manning can pass, hes fucked. You're a regular comedian. LOL
PWTRTXSS
11-24-2006, 08:13 PM
LOLathon!
grape
11-24-2006, 08:29 PM
dungy is taking after his former kicker if he really said that......... :rolleyes:
(quote vanderjagt) I'm good at what i do (quote vandergagt)
edit, it was funny to watch the colts defensive linemen talk shit to vanderfuck up when he missed...........anybody else catch that?
That_Is_My_El_Camino
11-24-2006, 08:51 PM
thats right. The colts played like shit and yes they were out played also, and the cowboys only won by a touchdown. Come on the cowboys arent that great of a team. They caught the colts on a off day shit happens but people are saying the cowboys are better then the colts. I dont believe that in a heart beat.When the Colts come back and show that they're better than the Cowboys, I'll disbelieve that the Cowboys are better, too...
This started out as a joke, but it's the seriousness that's making it funny!
the onion is funny....we'll see how the cowboys pan out....
No Cowboy fan here but damn they are playing some bad ass football right now. Props to the Cowboy's, hope it's them and the Ravens in the Super Bowl! Defense, defense!
46Tbird
11-29-2006, 09:43 AM
thats right. The colts played like shit and yes they were out played also, and the cowboys only won by a touchdown. Come on the cowboys arent that great of a team. They caught the colts on a off day shit happens but people are saying the cowboys are better then the colts. I dont believe that in a heart beat.hahahaaaa
You dumbass. The Colts had their chance to beat the Cowboys, but didn't get it done. :confused:
So were the Seahawks a better team than the Steelers last year? I think so, but when it came time to prove it, they went soft. Steelers are the reigning champ.
Just like the Ags beat your beloved t-sips, you have to find a way to deal with the fact that when it counted, the Cowboys flat-ass outplayed the Colts.
Hey Dumbass2000gt, who has the highest QB rating in the NFL right now?
Fuck the colts!!! :mad:
You watch your mouth fugger !!!
That_Is_My_El_Camino
11-29-2006, 12:00 PM
Hey Dumbass2000gt, who has the highest QB rating in the NFL right now?Eli Manning!
Hey Dumbass2000gt, who has the highest QB rating in the NFL right now?Hell, Tony Romo has a higher QB rating than Peyton Manning right now.:confused:
46Tbird
11-29-2006, 01:19 PM
Hell, Tony Romo has a higher QB rating than Peyton Manning right now.:confused:
No way!! :eek:
:D
Maverick
11-29-2006, 01:26 PM
I needed another good laugh, so I re-visited this thread :D
Badass2000gt
11-29-2006, 07:26 PM
hahahaaaa
You dumbass. The Colts had their chance to beat the Cowboys, but didn't get it done. :confused:
So were the Seahawks a better team than the Steelers last year? I think so, but when it came time to prove it, they went soft. Steelers are the reigning champ.
Just like the Ags beat your beloved t-sips, you have to find a way to deal with the fact that when it counted, the Cowboys flat-ass outplayed the Colts.
Hey Dumbass2000gt, who has the highest QB rating in the NFL right now?
Wow how long did it take you to think of that name for me faggot? Lets see Tony Romo has 5 games under his belt right now. Big fucking deal he is having a good start just like Big Ben did at the steelers and now look at him. I think pretty soon we will see the real Romo when he starts fucking up. Yes the colts had their chances but they couldnt get it done cause they were playing like shit and they only lost by 7. If the cowboys were any good they would have blown out the colts. So saying that the cowboys arent that good.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
11-29-2006, 07:39 PM
Wow how long did it take you to think of that name for me faggot?LOLz @ attacking his originality and calling him a faggot in the same sentence!Lets see Tony Romo has 5 games under his belt right now. Big fucking deal he is having a good start just like Big Ben did at the steelers and now look at him. I think pretty soon we will see the real Romo when he starts fucking up. Yes the colts had their chances but they couldnt get it done cause they were playing like shit and they only lost by 7. If the cowboys were any good they would have blown out the colts. So saying that the cowboys arent that good.LOLz @ all that jive! The Cowboys were playing like shit and only won by 7; if the Colts were any good, they would have blown out the Cowboys. So saying that, the Colts aren't that good. :rolleyes:
Badass2000gt
11-29-2006, 07:56 PM
LOLz @ attacking his originality and calling him a faggot in the same sentence!LOLz @ all that jive! The Cowboys were playing like shit and only won by 7; if the Colts were any good, they would have blown out the Cowboys. So saying that, the Colts aren't that good. :rolleyes:
The colts didnt blow out the cowboys cause they were playing like shit. Every good teams has their bad days. :rolleyes:
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