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BlackSnake1996
10-24-2006, 04:53 PM
Can I come out now? I cleaned my room, washed the cars and gave food to the hungry. :p
grove rat
10-24-2006, 04:54 PM
lmao, your the only guy i've ever seen restricted to the smack. offer to buy em beer, that might work
BlackSnake1996
10-24-2006, 04:58 PM
lmao, your the only guy i've ever seen restricted to the smack. offer to buy em beer, that might work
I'm saving that as a last resort. :D
Skidmark
10-24-2006, 05:02 PM
Ah, it's been quiet, bring him back!
ScottEvil
10-24-2006, 05:29 PM
Don't do it KJ, the board is so nice without him :D
Tyrone Biggums
10-24-2006, 05:33 PM
Don't do it KJ, the board is so nice without him :D
Word.
talisman
10-24-2006, 05:34 PM
Don't do it KJ, the board is so nice without him :D
Ban his worthless ass from the Smack while you're at it.
BlackSnake1996
10-24-2006, 07:06 PM
Don't do it KJ, the board is so nice without him :D
Nice??? :D :p
usmcluke
10-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Another vote for NO. I like not having to sift through his pointless posts.
I didn't laugh at that joke.
My ball sweat smells like vagina fluids.
Trip McNeely
10-24-2006, 08:57 PM
My ball sweat smells like vagina fluids.
siiiiiick dude!
Fordblue625
10-24-2006, 08:58 PM
My ball sweat smells like vagina fluids.
The shady side of my sack used to smell that way on day 2. I started holding a bounce sheet between my balls and my asshole and everything's great now.
Tangstang
10-25-2006, 01:25 AM
Another vote for NO. I like not having to sift through his pointless posts.
They're about the same caliber as yours....;)
01-GATOR
10-25-2006, 02:20 AM
They're about the same caliber as yours....;)
no shit right, there is a lot of bullshit posts. But because some people don't like blacksnake they want him banned.
Oldman&Moody
10-25-2006, 07:43 AM
The shady side of my sack used to smell that way on day 2. I started holding a bounce sheet between my balls and my asshole and everything's great now.
Eewww! Tainted Taint, nasty.
Why don't you try washing those slimey bastards once in a while ?
mustangguy289
10-25-2006, 11:10 AM
WTF did he do?
talisman
10-25-2006, 06:08 PM
Where'd your thread about me go, douchebag?
BlackSnake1996
10-25-2006, 07:46 PM
WTF did he do?
Nothing that everyone else doesnt do.
Ban his worthless ass from the Smack while you're at it.
A-fucking-men!
idrivea4banger
10-25-2006, 10:19 PM
eh the forumns are lame without the e-drama....i say let him come back
BlackSnake1996
10-26-2006, 07:28 AM
eh the forumns are lame without the e-drama....i say let him come back
Your 12 pack is on its way. Thanks man. :p
DON SVO
10-26-2006, 09:59 AM
A-fucking-men!
who the fuck are you to talk, instigator?!?!
BlackSnake1996
10-26-2006, 07:43 PM
who the fuck are you to talk, instigator?!?!
No shit.
ma67cpe's chick
10-26-2006, 07:48 PM
yeah let him back, who the fuck cares.
BlackSnake1996
10-26-2006, 08:59 PM
yeah let him back, who the fuck cares.
Bud Light. Right? ;)
Fordblue625
10-26-2006, 09:02 PM
No shit.
I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.
I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permenantly.
Fine by me. :D
usmcluke
10-26-2006, 09:24 PM
I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.
Two men enter, One man leaves.
BOOSTED32V
10-26-2006, 09:41 PM
Fine by me. :D
I don't know Steve, he learned how to fight by reading a book :rolleyes:
I find it ironic that he can read but, he can't write worth a fuck...
BlackSnake1996
10-26-2006, 09:45 PM
I say you fight Steve, and the loser stays banned to the smackatorium permanently.
If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight. :rolleyes:
ma67cpe's chick
10-26-2006, 09:45 PM
Bud Light. Right? ;)
lol why not. i think its all in good fun.
BlackSnake1996
10-26-2006, 09:48 PM
lol why not. i think its all in good fun.
You got it. I like your attitude. :)
Mustang_GT Gurl
10-26-2006, 11:01 PM
eh the forumns are lame without the e-drama....i say let him come back
X3!! :p
DON SVO
10-27-2006, 02:16 AM
If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight. :rolleyes:
there's nothing cut throat about a 2 second ass-whipping!
BlackSnake1996
10-27-2006, 05:25 AM
X3!! :p
.Waitress.....Get this gal another round. ;)
there's nothing cut throat about a 2 second ass-whipping!
I can make an exception in his case and drag it out abit longer. We'l make you the ref and we'll see how long it takes you to make me let go. :D
DON SVO
10-29-2006, 11:23 AM
I can make an exception in his case and drag it out abit longer. We'l make you the ref and we'll see how long it takes you to make me let go. :D
I like Wayne, he's an alright guy in person! I will pull you off after he goes limp and stops making gurgling noises. :)
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 11:34 AM
I like Wayne, he's an alright guy in person! I will pull you off after he goes limp and stops making gurgling noises. :)
:eek: :eek: :eek: He wants to ride me till I go limp? Are you out of your fucking mind. And you want to watch and then pull him off. You sick bastards. :p :D
:eek: :eek: :eek: He wants to ride me till I go limp? Are you out of your fucking mind. And you want to watch and then pull him off. You sick bastards. :p :D
We can even put some cash on it if you like. :D
That_Is_My_El_Camino
10-29-2006, 02:20 PM
If you mean to wrestle around...lol. Or maybe put gloves on and throw a few punches and wrestle? lol again. I have a pretty good feeling that ol Steve might beat me at either, and this site ain't worth an all out cut throat fight. :rolleyes:If you're not willing to die fighting for your right to leave the Smackatorium, then quit your bitching!We can even put some cash on it if you like. :DI got $50 on the old man.
Mustang_GT Gurl
10-29-2006, 03:27 PM
.Waitress.....Get this gal another round. ;)
Thnx love the NEW Sig! It's awesome! :cool:
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 06:35 PM
Thnx love the NEW Sig! It's awesome! :cool:
You are welcome, and thank you. ;)
That_Is_My_El_Camino
10-29-2006, 06:52 PM
If you're not willing to die fighting for your right to leave the Smackatorium, then quit your bitching!
...
I got $50 on the old man.Pussy!
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 06:54 PM
Pussy!
Thanks for your 50 spot. Now you two grow up. :cool:
kangol
10-29-2006, 07:02 PM
WTF did he do?
Nothing that everyone else doesnt do.
Who's on first?
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 07:06 PM
Who's on first?
:confused:
Your name here
10-29-2006, 07:11 PM
I wanna know who's pitching, JKD or Black Snake?
kangol
10-29-2006, 07:12 PM
:confused:
Who's on First? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whos_on_first) is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the routine is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team to Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello's questions.
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 07:14 PM
Who's on First? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whos_on_first) is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the routine is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team to Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello's questions.
I knew that, but I didnt know how you were inplying it here.
BlackSnake1996
10-29-2006, 07:16 PM
I wanna know who's pitching, JKD or Black Snake?
You wont find the BlackSnake on either end of that coin. :rolleyes: :)
I wanna know who's pitching, JKD or Black Snake?
When was the last time you actually able to see your dick without the use of a mirror with your redneck Jabba The Hut lookin ass? Only you would ask a question like that with your butt-fuck buddy Blue/ReadyForLove. STFU.
Your name here
10-29-2006, 09:08 PM
When was the last time you actually able to see your dick without the use of a mirror with your redneck Jabba The Hut lookin ass? Only you would ask a question like that with your butt-fuck buddy Blue/ReadyForLove. STFU.
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
Your name here
10-29-2006, 09:15 PM
Ok that wasn't very nice Im sorry :rolleyes:
talisman
10-29-2006, 09:31 PM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
subscribing.
Fordblue625
10-29-2006, 09:40 PM
subscribing.
No shit, this is gonna be goddamned hilarious!
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
How not-so clever and unoriginal, but what I expected from your hillbilly , farm truck racing fat ass. Anytime you feel that you can drag your ass away from the bakery long enough to give it a shot you just let me know and I will be glad to properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
10-29-2006, 09:48 PM
...and I will be glad to properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone.I hope you're not claiming to have taught Don. :eek: :D
I hope you're not claiming to have taught Don. :eek: :D
You know as well as I do, Don is too stupid to learn. But he's a great throwing dummy. :D
talisman
10-29-2006, 10:33 PM
Anytime you feel that you can drag your ass away from the bakery long enough to give it a shot you just let me know and I will be glad to properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone.
Beautifully executed. I give it an A-.
TexasCobra97
10-29-2006, 11:46 PM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
lololololol I feel dumb for reading this........ :D
Tyrone Biggums
10-30-2006, 09:02 AM
How not-so clever and unoriginal, but what I expected from your hillbilly , farm truck racing fat ass. Anytime you feel that you can drag your ass away from the bakery long enough to give it a shot you just let me know and I will be glad to properly educate you on how to beat the shit out of someone.
Nice. I believe I'd have to make the drive to see this.
ugly88gt
10-30-2006, 09:10 AM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
You forgot the smiley face :D
Maverick
10-30-2006, 09:33 AM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
Interesting...
SVTNorthTexas
10-30-2006, 03:22 PM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
:eek: talk talk talk...and no walk.
Jester
10-30-2006, 03:49 PM
resubscribing
The Raven
10-30-2006, 03:56 PM
yawning
Tyrone Biggums
10-30-2006, 04:21 PM
Gellin'.
TrueBlueGT
10-30-2006, 04:36 PM
So much promise, yet so little delivery :(
Renee
10-30-2006, 05:33 PM
I say no still since he said he'd laugh at one of my friend's if they died. :p
BUt I'll take a budlight too though!
One week and 8,000 miles later, this thread is still alive. Amazing.
bcoop
10-30-2006, 05:46 PM
Listen here ya fucking fat little kung fu fuck wad im getting a little tired of your shit ya cunt. wanna these days you're gonna really piss me off and I will slap you to your knees where you really belong. I aint a 19 year old loud mouth punk like blue that got his ass whopped by a midget. I'm a grown man that don't live to far from you so man up Nigger, and for your info the last time I saw my dick it was in your wifes fat crusty ass. Love and kisses ya fucking clown. Ya need to teach your old lady not to burn the biscuits in the morning and your running out of mouth wash.
Aren't you the one that posted up about how your fat wife left your sorry ass because she was fucking some other dude that has actually seen his own penis some time in the last 10 years? Something about a divorce? Then deleted the thread before everyone got on the next morning to read it? If so, don't you think those comments about putting your dick in JKD's wife's alleged crusty ass would be dismissed as bitter memories by anyone that read your thread?
Tyrone Biggums
10-30-2006, 06:04 PM
Aren't you the one that posted up about how your fat wife left your sorry ass because she was fucking some other dude that has actually seen his own penis some time in the last 10 years? Something about a divorce? Then deleted the thread before everyone got on the next morning to read it? If so, don't you think those comments about putting your dick in JKD's wife's alleged crusty ass would be dismissed as bitter memories by anyone that read your thread?
"Coldblooded!"
http://www.buzzhumor.com/images/36/im_rick_james_bitch01-tn82b1e5.jpg
LT12NV-420
10-30-2006, 06:37 PM
No one is allowed to say crusty ass anymore. PUKE
rEN
Aren't you the one that posted up about how your fat wife left your sorry ass because she was fucking some other dude that has actually seen his own penis some time in the last 10 years? Something about a divorce? Then deleted the thread before everyone got on the next morning to read it? If so, don't you think those comments about putting your dick in JKD's wife's alleged crusty ass would be dismissed as bitter memories by anyone that read your thread?
LMFAO! Owned himself. :D
Tyrone Biggums
10-30-2006, 06:43 PM
No one is allowed to say crusty ass anymore. PUKE
rEN
We will now change it to crusty meat curtains.
We will now change it to crusty meat curtains.
Hot dog!
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