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97blkpny
10-18-2006, 02:09 PM
Anyone ever tried The Master Cleanse? A few friends have told me about it and was just wondering if anyone on here had tried it or even heard of it?
Mychael101
10-18-2006, 03:09 PM
Anyone ever tried The Master Cleanse? A few friends have told me about it and was just wondering if anyone on here had tried it or even heard of it?
Are you trying to detox for illegal substances or just trying to clear the pipes?
Neveer heard of that product before. Popular on is www.colonblow.com follow the most aggressive dosing schedule and be amazed.
97blkpny
10-18-2006, 03:23 PM
Not a drug user, just was thinking of cleaning the system out. I was told it was a good way to avoid lots of health problems later on in life too. Just wanting to see if anyone has done anything like this and what they thought.
01WhiteCobra
10-18-2006, 03:31 PM
Just drink a 16oz serving of Olive Oil.
97blkpny
10-18-2006, 03:40 PM
Funny?
Mychael101
10-18-2006, 03:53 PM
Just go pick up some some fiber pills. Colonblow has a large following. I have used it and will do so again. I got a neat pen with my last order!
Nate
10-18-2006, 04:12 PM
Just go pick up some some fiber pills. Colonblow has a large following. I have used it and will do so again. I got a neat pen with my last order!
How much did you drop? I was thinking about trying it out.
cool cat
10-18-2006, 04:33 PM
I used this method http://home.bluegrass.net/~jclark/liver_cleanse.htm as found in this thread http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=282172&highlight=detox. Worked well for me, I crapped out a lot of gallstones, as well as anything else in my digestive system.
01WhiteCobra
10-19-2006, 09:08 AM
I used this method http://home.bluegrass.net/~jclark/liver_cleanse.htm as found in this thread http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=282172&highlight=detox. Worked well for me, I crapped out a lot of gallstones, as well as anything else in my digestive system.

Telling you, that olive oil is literally "da' bomb".

I've done a modified one of that that included 16 oz of olive oil but alot of the other ingredients as well.

I told my doctor I was doing it and she laughed, said she'd see me in the emergency room. I want to do two more rounds before I get an ultrasound again. She recommended surgery about a year ago for my stones.

Just a little science experiment with my body. :D I got a big problem cutting anything out of my body, even if it is "non-essential". If I go back to the doc and she does a ultrasound again and the stone are still there, then I'll get the surgery.
cool cat
10-19-2006, 09:51 AM
Telling you, that olive oil is literally "da' bomb".

I've done a modified one of that that included 16 oz of olive oil but alot of the other ingredients as well.

I told my doctor I was doing it and she laughed, said she'd see me in the emergency room. I want to do two more rounds before I get an ultrasound again. She recommended surgery about a year ago for my stones.

Just a little science experiment with my body. :D I got a big problem cutting anything out of my body, even if it is "non-essential". If I go back to the doc and she does a ultrasound again and the stone are still there, then I'll get the surgery.
By the time I got to the olive oil and Epsom salts I thought I was empty, and I was. but I managed to find a way to spend most of a morning on the crapper. :D

Keep us posted on how it goes. I'd like to see how effective these "herbal" methods are.
Mychael101
10-19-2006, 10:15 AM
I've been eating pretty clean for quite a while so I suppose it wasn't as effective on me as it has been for others. But its recommended to do another dose after a week has gone by. Its not bad stuff. I wouldn't hesitate to use it again.
blkscorpion80
10-19-2006, 02:24 PM
I heard it was pretty good. Why don't you try eating nothing but fruit for the next 10 days that is a good detox also.
exlude
10-19-2006, 02:25 PM
FYI, The Cleanse is one of the dumbest fad diets to come out any time recently. It is never a good idea to starve yourself of essential amino acids and proteins necessary to carry out day-to-day metabolic activities.
[CS]ls1haha
10-19-2006, 10:13 PM
Ive been on this diet... I got sick yesterday. I shit about 5 times today.. quite interesting.

"WoooH, I feel five pounds lighter!"
blkscorpion80
10-20-2006, 01:05 PM
I JUST REMEMBER WHEN IWAS A KID MY AUNT GAVE ME SOME HERBAL CLEANSING SHIT ONE TIME AND HAD MY ASSHOLE BLISTERED FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS. :mad:
ls1eater
10-20-2006, 05:25 PM
ive heard a true detoxic takes 2 to 3 weeks to clean you out all the way. they sell them at like GNC and vitamin world
exlude
10-20-2006, 07:24 PM
ive heard a true detoxic takes 2 to 3 weeks to clean you out all the way. they sell them at like GNC and vitamin world

Just stop ingesting bad shit and drink lots of water.
ls1eater
10-22-2006, 12:46 AM
Just stop ingesting bad shit and drink lots of water.

i dont injest anything bad...i was just told by my trainer at school to totaly cleanse the body of harmful toxins that it takes a couple of weeks to get it gone for good....he also stated that it was good for your body to detox every once in a while