Futurama...

[Maverick]

Air your frustrations out here...


You called me an asshole...let's see who the board likes more, me or you :mad:


At least I can admit to being an asshole! What's your excuse?

[PooterWS6]

http://www.hhv.de/images/stuff/36098_02.jpg

[PooterWS6]

http://www.hhv.de/images/stuff/36098_02.jpg

[87_5.0_coupe]

Man i know i dont know you but from reading post everyday you (teal93cobra) seem like one of the coolest guys on the board. You have actually responded to questions i have had in the garage with out calling me a dumbass. I dont know what happened but i think its going to be a stupid reason for him calling you an asshole!

[Denny]

Man i know i dont know you but from reading post everyday you (teal93cobra) seem like one of the coolest guys on the board. You have actually responded to questions i have had in the garage with out calling me a dumbass. I dont know what happened but i think its going to be a stupid reason for him calling you an asshole!
No... they're both pretty much assholes ;)

[halo/horns]

Everyone is an... err.... has an asshole! :D

[homealone]

James, you are an asshole. :D

Why don't the two of you just "do it" and get it over with?

[SNEAKY]

Everyone is an... err.... has an asshole! :D
this place is a proctologist dream, wall to wall asshole

[SNEAKY]

.


You called me an asshole...let's see who the board likes more, me or you :mad:

is this home room in junior high?

[Baron]

<--- asshole

[Moses]

hahaha @ "I'm more popluar than you on dfwstangs!"


Dammit I thought this was a thread about
http://www.sf-radio.net/futurama/futurama.jpg


Did everything just taste purple for a second?

[87_5.0_coupe]

Like i said i dont know either of them so probally so.

[SNEAKY]

Air your frustrations out here...


You called me an asshole...let's see who the board likes more, me or you :mad:


At least I can admit to being an asshole! What's your excuse?
wait, so you admit to being an asshole, but you get upset if somebody calls you one?

[Denny]

wait, so you admit to being an asshole, but you get upset if somebody calls you one?
Shut up, asshole!

[PooterWS6]

wait, so you admit to being an asshole, but you get upset if somebody calls you one?
http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/captain%20obvious.jpg

[SNEAKY]

Shut up, asshole!
hey ass hole

[Mach1Marauder]

Man i know i dont know you but from reading post everyday you (teal93cobra) seem like one of the coolest guys on the board. You have actually responded to questions i have had in the garage with out calling me a dumbass. I dont know what happened but i think its going to be a stupid reason for him calling you an asshole!
Shut the fuck up bitch ass newbie! :rolleyes:

[Mach1Marauder]

Everyone is an... err.... has an asshole! :D

Ehhhhhhh...................I'm just a big DICK! :p

[Denny]

Ehhhhhhh...................I'm just a big DICK! :p
You are what you eat...

[Mach1Marauder]

You are what you eat...
LMMFAO......................That's as Jr. High as the thread starter!!! :D

[PooterWS6]

LMMFAO......................That's as Jr. High as the thread starter!!! :D
You remember Jr High? Back in the 1930s?

[Mach1Marauder]

You are what you eat...
Naaaaaa.................I'd be a big hairy pussy then! :p

[SNEAKY]

You are what you eat...
so should we call you Danny?

[Mach1Marauder]

You remember Jr High? Back in the 1930s?
Just as well as you remember today in Jr High!

[Mach1Marauder]

so should we call you Danny?
LOL!!!!
Stop this shit!
I wanna go back to playing Final Fantasy IV! :mad: :p

[PooterWS6]

Just as well as you remember today in Jr High!
I skipped class today!

Dont tell, I dont want detention!

[Juiced4V]

:eek:

[Maverick]

<----laughing so hard I'm crying...

This is greatness...

[Mach1Marauder]

I skipped class today!

Dont tell, I dont want detention!
Gimme dat cute little chevy and I won't tell! ;)

[Maverick]

LOL!!!!
Stop this shit!
I wanna go back to playing Final Fantasy I! :mad: :p


Fixed...and that's on a Commodore 64, right Bill? :D

[PooterWS6]

Gimme dat cute little chevy and I won't tell! ;)
I cant, you might stroke out!
Youd probably bastardize it with a modular or a powerstroke :rolleyes: ;)

We learned about when you helped Henry Ford design the first paint scheme though. Was he a cool guy to work with?

[Mach1Marauder]

<----laughing so hard I'm crying...

This is greatness...
What the fuck are you laughing about, bitch?.......fucking no drivin', bump the rev-limiter burnout at a GTG, punk ass! :p

[Maverick]

What the fuck are you laughing about, bitch?.......fucking no drivin', bump the rev-limiter burnout at a GTG, punk ass! :p


Not my fault my two step kicked in at 9k rpm! :eek: :D :p

[Mach1Marauder]

Fixed...and that's on a Commodore 64, right Bill? :D
No BITCH!

Say.................How can there be a Final Fantasy IV when Final Fantasy was FINAL?? :confused: :confused:

[Maverick]

We learned about when you helped Henry Ford design the first paint scheme though. Was he a cool guy to work with?


Oh damn...LMAO!

[Maverick]

No BITCH!

Say.................How can there be a Final Fantasy IV when Final Fantasy was FINAL?? :confused: :confused:


Excellent question and a well made point! Right up there with Jumbo Jets on treadmills!

[SNEAKY]

Excellent question and a well made point! Right up there with Jumbo Jets on treadmills!
or why is Teal93Cobra an asshole?

[Maverick]

or why is Teal93Cobra an asshole?


:D

(answer - Because I've been called one at least ten times today at work on the phone...that's right, I get PAID to get yelled at...its free for you guys!)

[Jester]

I will be honest, I am just waiting for the "Futurama killed himself" thread. It is inevitably going to happen.


Come on Steve, end the suspense! :D

[Mach1Marauder]

I cant, you might stroke out!
Youd probably bastardize it with a modular or a powerstroke :rolleyes: ;)

We learned about when you helped Henry Ford design the first paint scheme though. Was he a cool guy to work with?
Fuck no........as long as the no pussy ass LSx turd in it, I'd keep it as it is.






Henry was a fucking DICK! All that bitch could say, "You can have ANY color you like............as long as it's BLACK!!!!!!!!!"
I told him, "Henry! We're NOT talking about your fucking favorite whorehouse! We're talking about the fucking color of cars!" Mutherfucker almost never put out a fucking red car! :mad:

[Jester]

I am also still waiting on the "I finally got my first piece of pussy!" thread from Teal! :D

[Maverick]

I will be honest, I am just waiting for the "Futurama killed himself" thread. It is inevitably going to happen.


Come on Steve, end the suspense! :D


No...because I will probably say something funny while replying to one of Billy's responses, and he will raise from the dead and scorn me anyway...then Raven will delete the whole mess anyway...then, I will start another thread in the Smack and let everyone get their pent up frustrations out so we can all live in a better (real) world...:D

[Mach1Marauder]

I am also still waiting on the "I finally got my first piece of pussy!" thread from Teal! :D
Where's your post on the same subject? :confused:

[Maverick]

I am also still waiting on the "I finally got my first piece of pussy!" thread from Teal! :D


SHHH! You're wife told me to keep that on the downlow!

[PooterWS6]

Fuck no........as long as the no pussy ass LSx turd in it, I'd keep it as it is.






Henry was a fucking DICK! All that bitch could say, "You can have ANY color you like............as long as it's BLACK!!!!!!!!!"
I told him, "Henry! We're NOT talking about your fucking favorite whorehouse! We're talking about the fucking color of cars!" Mutherfucker almost never put out a fucking red car! :mad:

Itll have a Cummins, dont worry:D parked next to it in the driveway while the ls1 chugs away

LOL, should have told him to make a Mach 1 model A! :p

[Jester]

SHHH! You're wife told me to keep that on the downlow!
Shit, I forget about the whole patient confidentiality thing.

Wild Bill's first piece of ass was a rabid velociraptor. :D

[Maverick]

Wild Bill's first piece of ass was a rabid velociraptor. :D

<----Falls outta chair hysterically laughing...

[propellerhead]

I am also still waiting on the "I finally got my first piece of pussy!" thread from Teal! :D
He already got a piece of Mustang_GT_Gurl. Or she got a piece of him, rather. :)

[Maverick]

And I'm outta here! LMAO...


http://academic.scranton.edu/student/CHIRKOTT2/George.jpg

[PooterWS6]

He already got a piece of Mustang_GT_Gurl. Or she got a piece of him, rather. :)
Indeed!

Shell deny it though, but Steve peeked thru the windows and got pictures!

[SNEAKY]

No...because I will probably say something funny while replying to one of Billy's responses, and he will raise from the dead and scorn me anyway...then Raven will delete the whole mess anyway...then, I will start another thread in the Smack and let everyone get their pent up frustrations out so we can all live in a better (real) world...:D
you forgot that hollywood would reopen the thread just to get one last one in.

[Mach1Marauder]

Shit, I forget about the whole patient confidentiality thing.

Wild Bill's first piece of ass was a rabid velociraptor. :D
After I clipped that bitches claws, it was DAMN good stuff..............but a fucking blowjob was WAAAAY outta the question! :eek: :eek:

[CarrieNC17]

Air your frustrations out here...


You called me an asshole...let's see who the board likes more, me or you :mad:


At least I can admit to being an asshole! What's your excuse?

Is this the Teal Cobra from dfwmas?

[SNEAKY]

After I clipped that bitches claws, it was DAMN good stuff..............but a fucking blowjob was WAAAAY outta the question! :eek: :eek:
i heard you banged Eve?
and that it was really you and not a snake that had her eat the forbidden fruit.

[Mach1Marauder]

i heard you banged Eve?
and that it was really you and not a snake that had her eat the forbidden fruit.
Naaaaaa................I didn't bang her!
I gave her the apple for a blowjob. ;)

[Jester]

After I clipped that bitches claws, it was DAMN good stuff..............but a fucking blowjob was WAAAAY outta the question! :eek: :eek:
Yeah, that might chafe the willy!

[PooterWS6]

Yeah, that might chafe the willy!
The REAL story behind this....
http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=300935

[Maverick]

Is this the Teal Cobra from dfwmas?


No...I'm meaner :D ...and according to Futurama, a heartless bastard...nevermind that my intentions are good (safe race cars)...

[Trip McNeely]

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[Futurama]

the board obviously like you more, which is good, since you seem to care so much about it.

[Maverick]

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Denis Leary ROCKS! (Fellow Irishman too!)

[stunter bob]

I Like Tator Tots!!!!

[636ryder]

Teal is a cool dude. Haven't run in to him in quite a while, but used to all the time back in the day. Wouldn't mind runnin into him while in the L, he doesn't have anything fast enough for the bike

[cobra93teal]

asshole...... just wanted to say it like everyone else

[SNEAKY]

asshole...... just wanted to say it like everyone else
follower :rolleyes:

[Hollywood]

you forgot that hollywood would reopen the thread just to get one last one in.

I don't have to open a thread to post in it. ;)

[Trip McNeely]

Franks And Beans! Franks And Beans!!

[Oldman&Moody]

[QUOTE=homealone]James, you are an asshole. :D /QUOTE]

Kevin you're a CUNT ! Hahaha

[homealone]

[QUOTE=homealone]James, you are an asshole. :D /QUOTE]

Kevin you're a CUNT ! Hahaha

Asshat!

[Trip McNeely]

Ass Spelunker!

[Mach1Marauder]

Ass Spelunker!
Steve's "Granny car" can whoop your 3V GT! :p

[Trip McNeely]

Steve's "Granny car" can whoop your 3V GT! :p
So can a lot of other cars. wow.

[ThreeFingerPete]

So can a lot of other cars. wow.

Including Jeremy's Neon!

[Trip McNeely]

Including Jeremy's Neon!
Wheres your car...oh thats right. You make a great cheerleader though!

[ThreeFingerPete]

Wheres your car...oh thats right. You make a great cheerleader though!

Christ, it's always the same with you, isn't it? Where have I said Jeremy's car is fast? I was just restating a fact, just like Father Time said Steve-o's futura is faster than your BAD06.

[Trip McNeely]

Christ, it's always the same with you, isn't it? Where have I said Jeremy's car is fast? I was just restating a fact, just like Father Time said Steve-o's futura is faster than your BAD06.
And you act like I care my car isnt fast? It will be, ill update you on its progress since you seem to follow me around every thread making an asinine comment on it. :cool:

[ThreeFingerPete]

And you act like I care my car isnt fast? It will be, ill update you on its progress since you seem to follow me around every thread making an asinine comment on it. :cool:

Squeak, cry me a fucking river. I didn't come into this thread to make fun of you or your car, but it's like candy from a baby. I'm only a man, it's awfully hard to resist nature. Tell you what, if you quit getting so riled up and crying about everything, talking about vendettas and conspiracies, and actually raced people, then you might quit hearing about it. LOL @ the idea that I take time out of my life to bother "following you around"

Guess what, whenever you want to get beaten by a STOCK 06, Don said he has your ass dragging ready for you.

[Trip McNeely]

Squeak, cry me a fucking river. I didn't come into this thread to make fun of you or your car, but it's like candy from a baby. I'm only a man, it's awfully hard to resist nature. Tell you what, if you quit getting so riled up and crying about everything, talking about vendettas and conspiracies, and actually raced people, then you might quit hearing about it. LOL @ the idea that I take time out of my life to bother "following you around"

Guess what, whenever you want to get beaten by a STOCK 06, Don said he has your ass dragging ready for you.
Cheering for Don now too? LOL Btw, I liked when you switched his name. Seems like you do care. lol. I dont give a fuck what you say about my plate, my name, or my car, but im going to defend it since you seem to NOT CARE so much to always say some stupid thing about it. Anyone that sees your posts knows as much as do I and yourself. Get over yourself already. Wow my car is slow. I forgot BAD was a synonym of FAST. Damn, My college education has taught me nothing. :(

[ThreeFingerPete]

Cheering for Don now too? LOL Btw, I liked when you switched his name. Seems like you do care. lol. I dont give a fuck what you say about my plate, my name, or my car, but im going to defend it since you seem to NOT CARE so much to always say some stupid thing about it. Anyone that sees your posts knows as much as do I and yourself. Get over yourself already. Wow my car is slow. I forgot BAD was a synonym of FAST. Damn, My college education has taught me nothing. :(

LOL, switched who's name? What the fuck are you babbling about now? Just bear in mind the fact that no comment I've made about your screen name and license plate come close to the level of stupidity held by both. So when you're describing a car as "BAD", what exactly does that refer to? Does your car beat up other cars and take their lunch money? Does your car Moonwalk? Does your car do anything that every other stock 06GT doesn't do? I'm just wondering.

And because I point out that mutual friends/acquaintences of ours have similar cars and want to race, have raced, or should race, I'm a cheerleader? Then most of this site are cheerleaders for even talking about racing!

[Trip McNeely]

You can have the last word, and look as cool as you want. Youre too cool for my BAD 06, and its slow. Goodnight.

[ThreeFingerPete]

You can have the last word, and look as cool as you want. Youre too cool for my BAD 06, and its slow. Goodnight.

Okay I just checked with Babelfish, and apparently that translates into

Now my labia hurt and I need some vagisil. If you guys fuck with me 13 or 14 more times, that's it, I'm out of here! It's not my fault that I make a dweeb out of myself with my license plate, but moreso the fact that I refuse to race, argue about the results of a race that already happened, however upon accusation of having a slow car, I'm quick to point out that it's stock. Although anyone else who points out that my stock car can be beaten is an asshole, has a vendetta against me, is a giant meanie poopie head, and is a cheerleader. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

Man, I've gotta make a donation to the ole' babelfish.

[Mach1Marauder]

So can a lot of other cars. wow.
His car is cooler too! :cool:
You should have seen the fuckers that kept gathering around that car taking pic ALL FUCKING WEEKEND. It got more complments than Louise did......only slightly though.

[ThreeFingerPete]

His car is cooler too! :cool:
You should have seen the fuckers that kept gathering around that car taking pic ALL FUCKING WEEKEND. It got more complments than Louise did......only slightly though.

Louise would be alot cooler without the hood, just saying.

[Mach1Marauder]

Louise would be alot cooler without the hood, just saying.
Bunches of people will disagree with you on that. That's pure old school Mach1.

[ThreeFingerPete]

Bunches of people will disagree with you on that. That's pure old school Mach1.

Oh, I did not realize that your car is old school. I'm sorry, please point me in the direction of your pre-1970 build date. Thanks. It looks stupid on those cars, but alot of people have shitty taste, so rock out with your shamrock out.

[Mach1Marauder]

Oh, I did not realize that your car is old school. I'm sorry, please point me in the direction of your pre-1970 build date. Thanks. It looks stupid on those cars, but alot of people have shitty taste, so rock out with your shamrock out.
Bite my ass retard!

[ThreeFingerPete]

Bite my ass retard!

Blow me, Father Time.

[Mach1Marauder]

Blow me, Father Time.
Hey fag! I'm not GAY like you! Go find Jester The Molester! :rolleyes:

[ThreeFingerPete]

That's not what heard, you fucked that guy Forensix! LOL

[Mach1Marauder]

That's not what heard, you fucked that guy Forensix! LOL
No you fucking Gay ass retard! That was yo Momma! :rolleyes:

[ThreeFingerPete]

No you fucking Gay ass retard! That was yo Momma! :rolleyes:

You dug up my mom? Dude, you need to get some serious help. You should seriously go back to the Navy, where the motto is "It's not gay if it's only the tip"

[Mach1Marauder]

You dug up my mom?
Hell no, son! ;)

[Andrew]

You remember Jr High? Back in the 1930s?

Just ask his childhood friend, Woodrow Wilson!

[Mach1Marauder]

Just ask his childhood friend, Woodrow Wilson!
Shaddup dumbass! You don't know shit!
































He was a Senior in High School when was in first grade! :p

[Somewhere in Time]

How many assholes we got on this ship??

[Mach1Marauder]

How many assholes we got on this ship??
With you, it's one too many! :p

[SNEAKY]

How many assholes we got on this ship??
you looking to plug a few? :eek:

[Futurama]

How many assholes we got on this ship??

<---Major Asshole reporting in.

[Mach1Marauder]

<---Adm. Asshole reporting in.
IT'S SHIP ASSHOLE!! :rolleyes: :p

[Futurama]

IT'S SHIP ASSHOLE!! :rolleyes: :p
i was a first class asshole but i got promoted.

[Mach1Marauder]

i was a first class asshole but i got promoted.
I was a Chief Asshole! :p

[stangchick74]

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[Geor!]

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[usmcluke]

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[PooterWS6]

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[Maverick]

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[That_Is_My_El_Camino]

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[kangol]

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[stangchick74]

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Hot damn! That one's cool. How'd you do that. :o

[Geor!]

Check character map!

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[kangol]

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[stangchick74]

computer geeks>me :o

[lowthreeohz]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Best post in this thread! Followed closely by

That's not what heard, you fucked that guy Forensix! LOL

[Mach1Marauder]

Best post in this thread! Followed closely by
Go to bed punk!

[lowthreeohz]

Go to bed punk!
it was 2 hours earlier here pops! don't worry about me, i still got that youthful energy.

[Stephen]

http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/captain%20obvious.jpg
he looks kinda like capt. orgazmo