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White_lightning
09-12-2006, 04:17 PM
There I was sitting at my desk at work.. She snuck up behind me, and slowly caressed my head. Her touch was like silk against my shaven head.



"Hello Dave" she said in a seductive voice.. " Why don't you spend the evening with me".



I was in a daze, her beauty was blinding. I couldn’t even remember what I was thinking of. All I could think of was being with her. I started to relax and forget about the gym. What was I doing tonight? I don’t remember.. all I remember is being here, with her, in her arms. It felt so warm and safe. I closed my eyes and laid my head against her.



Then I felt it. First in my right arm, and then in my left. They started to quiver as if possessed. I opened my eyes to see my hands changing into what looked like Claws.



'Fight it David.. FIGHT IT!!" she begged, tears rolling down her face..

" I’m trying!! Im trying" I screamed at her.



Razor sharp Claws tore out of my fingers, as I felt my body change into an abomination. Fangs where my teeth where. Scales where my flesh was.



"fight it.. FORGET fighting it.. I EMBRACE IT" I turned on her and let out a ROAR. She tried to run, but she was no match for what I had become. The beast within had taken over. With in seconds I had caught her and attacked. She cried in pain as my claws tore her into shreds.

As the pieces hit the floor they liquified and seemed to be absorbed into my feet.



There I stood, drenched in blood. Once again the Bitch inside me had almost won, and stopped me from going and working out, but the animal inside had triumphed and it was time to move some steel.!!

Al Capown
09-12-2006, 05:16 PM
fuckin sweet.. Nicely done yeah some spelling errors butt fuq it I know what it said...

kirbykajin
09-12-2006, 05:17 PM
Ha, I picked the other. Now Im married havent lifted in 2.5 years, and have lost 15-20lbs of muscle and size. Just now trying to get back into it...

White_lightning
09-12-2006, 06:48 PM
LOL! im not talking about an SO :) im talking about finding the animal INSIDE and over powering the bitch i became:)

GT-40 GTS
09-12-2006, 06:51 PM
I had to read it twice before I got that its was not your wife. :D

White_lightning
09-12-2006, 06:54 PM
I had to read it twice before I got that its was not your wife. :D
shit. my wife would be like " get your fat ass in the gym you over grown gorilla!!!"
lol
just kidding:)

[CS]ls1haha
09-12-2006, 11:48 PM
LOL! im not talking about an SO :) im talking about finding the animal INSIDE and over powering the fat bitch i became:)

That has a nice ring to it.

Jester
09-12-2006, 11:57 PM
you need to lay off the roids and fuck some pussy, ya fucking goober jew.

poopnut2
09-13-2006, 01:24 AM
I always knew that jews were monsters.

White_lightning
09-13-2006, 07:37 AM
JEster.. if i was on the juice i would be alot leaner and alot bigger:)

Jester
09-13-2006, 09:52 AM
JEster.. if i was on the juice i would be alot leaner and alot bigger:)
jew

White_lightning
09-13-2006, 09:58 AM
jew
Don't hate me because im jewish.. hate me because im superior in every way:)

Jester
09-13-2006, 10:06 AM
Don't hate me because im jewish.. hate me because im superior in every way:)
:D

needsastang80
09-13-2006, 10:16 AM
Sounds cool but i have know idea what you are talking about, oh well

The Raven
09-13-2006, 11:32 AM
you need to lay off the roids and fuck some pussy, ya fucking goober jew.


He's on something better than 'roids, he's got the Jew-ce. ;)

Jester
09-13-2006, 11:36 AM
He's on something better than 'roids, he's got the Jew-ce. ;)
LMGDAO!!!!!!! Awesome!

White_lightning
09-13-2006, 12:39 PM
LMGDAO!!!!!!! Awesome!
keep it up egon,

Jester
09-13-2006, 12:41 PM
keep it up egon,
I'm Stanz, dammit! :D

Al Capown
09-13-2006, 03:45 PM
Don't wanna affend u but do u get the eye of the Jew like in Beerfest when u get pissed???? lol I wanted to find a pic but no luck soo far

White_lightning
09-13-2006, 04:07 PM
havent seen beer fest.. so i have no idea what eye of the jew is...

The Big Matt
09-13-2006, 04:15 PM
Jew ain't got no beast inside...

More like you found the gravy inside