buzntxn
09-10-2006, 03:50 AM
so this arkansas man takes his 13 year old daughter in to get some birth control pills, doctor says "she looks a little young, is she sexually active? and the dad replies with "well not really, she just kinda lays there like her mama"
okay okay
so there's this man walking down a road with 1 foot in the street and 1 foot on the curb, cops sees him and goes up to the man and says "sir, i'm going to have to take you in, you're drunk." and the man replies, "oh thank god, i thought i was cripple!"
okay okay
so there's this man walking down a road with 1 foot in the street and 1 foot on the curb, cops sees him and goes up to the man and says "sir, i'm going to have to take you in, you're drunk." and the man replies, "oh thank god, i thought i was cripple!"