Vanderjagt tried to commit suicide!!

[46Tbird]

Holy shit! It's all over the news!


Apparently he went to hang himself in his garage, but missed when he went to kick the chair out from under him.

[Juiced4V]

hahaaa...thats some good $hit

[Denny]

LMFAO!!!!

Those fuckin' Vanders...

[unkoricky]

Holy shit! It's all over the news!


Apparently he went to hang himself in his garage, but missed when he went to kick the chair out from under him.
repost from last season when he missed it for the Colts vs Steelers..

[Zinc_Stang]

christ

[lightning2001red]

rofl

[loki]

VanderQuack failure. To bad for the cowboys. How long till they find a "good" kicker?

[CantGetRight]

VanderQuack failure. To bad for the cowboys. How long till they find a "good" kicker?

That is the million dollar question. or in this case. $2.4 million question

-Carlos :cool:

[def1eppard]

It seems so easy for other teams to find good kickers. Rookies and vets, it works out for everyone else.

[Maverick]

Holy shit! It's all over the news!


Apparently he went to hang himself in his garage, but missed when he went to kick the chair out from under him.


I heard his missed, but choked anyway on the ball...

[def1eppard]

Reminds me of the jokes I used to hear about Q-Car.

It's reported that Quincy Carter tried to commit suicide by shooting himself, but he fumbled the gun and the bullet was intercepted.

[Hankman]

Rotflmso.....

[Who Needs 8]

Vanderjagt Off

[ZYouL8R]

I thought he tried to shoot himself but the bullet missed wide right.

[Maverick]

I thought he tried to shoot himself but the bullet missed wide right.


Maybe he's crosseyed and we just don't know it...put a patch on one eye and let him try again...

[Brittstang 5.0]

I thought he tried to shoot himself but the bullet missed wide right.


HAHAHHAHA :D

[JMAC]

Lmao!!

[LIL_SLOW_RIDING_COUPE]

it's pre-season, i think in the reg. season hes gonna be worth every penny......

[Bobby C 01TA]

LOL shouldnt this be in the jokes section :D

[kangol]

Both Terrell Owens and Shaun Suisham owe Vanderjagt a thank you.

[Sgt Beavis]

Vanderjackass is on my FFL team.

Like Parcells, I was forced to take up roster spots with extra kickers.

I love how the Ticket threw him under the bus after his botched attempts. Dunham and Miller made him out like the Ricky Bobby of the NFL.

[hector lavoe]

Thanks 46Tbird, I stole this joke and used it three or four times today, with great results.

[def1eppard]

Now it works even better!

[TRAXX]

Haha oh the irony!