qotd!!!

[Car-less Chris]

ask white lightning how good i ride...he knows


got this from the racing bench!! roflmao!!

[stunter bob]

god dammit....i knew i should have read that before i hit submit

[isidewayz]

lol good ole ccst stang, i heard he rides with training wheels, lol jk

[Juiced4V]

lmao

[Car-less Chris]

damn this could be a good thread..

[isidewayz]

stunter bob, didnt you tell me that you and chris shared a girl?

[stunter bob]

stunter bob, didnt you tell me that you and chris shared a girl?
i still dont know where you came up with that shit...but ive only met one of his girls once...at redline...and she was in the car....never talked to her....are all fat people this stupid?

[D]

got this from the racing bench!! roflmao!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! Wowzers.

[isidewayz]

i dunno why dont you ask that fat girl that denied you

[Car-less Chris]

stunter bob, didnt you tell me that you and chris shared a girl?


wait a minute motherfucker..

[isidewayz]

wait a minute motherfucker..

he told me he was banging your girl once

[Car-less Chris]

i dunno why dont you ask that fat girl that denied you


kettle i would like you to meet pot!!

[The Raven]

With that big mouth of his, I'd figure he'd be more of a head bobber, than a catcher.

[stunter bob]

he told me he was banging your girl once
your good at starting shit...ill give you that
but ive never banged one of his girls

[isidewayz]

im good at stirring the pot,

[Car-less Chris]

he told me he was banging your girl once


just like albert was banging yours.. :eek:

[stunter bob]

im good at stirring the pot,
very good

[isidewayz]

your good at starting shit...ill give you that
but ive never banged one of his girls


i swear you told me though, i have no reason to lie bro ;)

[stunter bob]

just like albert was banging yours.. :eek:
OH SNAP.....DO IT!!!!

[isidewayz]

just like albert was banging yours.. :eek:

and then you woke up ... :D dont get albert involved or i'll get the info about you and prochargedpony's ex out :eek:

[stunter bob]

and then you woke up ... :D dont get albert involved or i'll get the info about you and prochargedpony's ex out :eek:
uh o

[Car-less Chris]

aww look at you getting all pissy..what i heard from christina is your actually the father..

[isidewayz]

i heard the same about you

[Ted]

aww look at you getting all pissy..what i heard from christina is your actually the father..
LOLzers.

[isidewayz]

i wouldnt touch her with a 10ft pole... lmao everyone has seen the chicks i have walked around with ;)

[Car-less Chris]

naw you must have gotten me confused with one of the mod brothers..

[isidewayz]

lmao, nah she said it was you that got her prego, but she claims it happened in a bathroom, were you in a hurry?

[isidewayz]

cant wait to see the baby chris :D

[Car-less Chris]

i heard it happen at a buffet with you and here..i heard you tossed her salad..

[isidewayz]

well stunter bob is the one that claims he has been with your girl, so maybe he is the father :rolleyes:

[isidewayz]

i heard it happen at a buffet with you and here..i heard you tossed her salad..

im not that redneck for the buffet, you got me mixed up with bob

[stunter bob]

aww look at you getting all pissy..what i heard from christina is your actually the father..
true stang has had sex?

[isidewayz]

bob you got denied by a fat chick ?? :D

[isidewayz]

<--never has sex i'm a virgin :D

[stunter bob]

bob you got denied by a fat chick ?? :D
and? you are FAT

[isidewayz]

and? you are FAT

I got a lap band, you will always have a pizza face... and get denied by ugly fat women....atleast i get with hotties

[isidewayz]

stunter bob, scratch your skin ;)

[stunter bob]

I got a lap band, you will always have a pizza face... and get denied by ugly fat women....atleast i get with hotties
ooo....your still fat ass....with money...lose the money and you lose what you call a life...i have real friends..not store bought buddies

[isidewayz]

^--lmao is that all you got on me?? you think you have friends :D

[isidewayz]

btw, i am far from rich

[stunter bob]

1 800 Jenny Craig

[isidewayz]

^--are you stupid, i said i have a lapband, :D i am worth $15k more then you,

[stunter bob]

^--are you stupid, i said i have a lapband, :D i am worth $15k more then you,
and? your point is.....id rather be skinny and able to run more than a block without dying than be worth 15k

[isidewayz]

stunter bob, maybe you should go buy some pro active ;)

[stunter bob]

stunter bob, maybe you should go buy some pro active ;)
and maybe you should put down that burger fatty

[isidewayz]

and? your point is.....id rather be skinny and able to run more than a block without dying than be worth 15k

you think it's that simple, 15k doesnt make you lose weight ;) but your still an ugly motherfucker ;)

[stunter bob]

you think it's that simple, 15k doesnt make you lose weight ;) but your still an ugly motherfucker ;)
youve got alot of room to talk there BOY GEORGE

[isidewayz]

and maybe you should put down that burger fatty

i wish i could eat a burger :(, yo are fuckin retarded kid

[stunter bob]

i wish i could eat a burger :(, yo are fuckin retarded kid
kid? i think im older than you

[isidewayz]

youve got alot of room to talk there BOY GEORGE

hey, buddy you got denied by fat chick, you lost speaking privledges

[stunter bob]

hey, buddy you got denied by fat chick, you lost speaking privledges
hey buddy..news flash...YOUR STILL A FATASS...and i still have acne
its a lose lose situation here
im gonna go ride my bike now

[isidewayz]

^--all you got on me is that i'm fat :confused: you are a lame mofo, an ugly ass one at that... hehe i got your panties in a wad... chris is more fun atleast he can actually dog on someone...

[Renee]

nothin wrong with fat people. :D

[isidewayz]

^--nope, he is upset cause this chick owned him, :D

[stunter bob]

^--all you got on me is that i'm fat :confused: you are a lame mofo, an ugly ass one at that... hehe i got your panties in a wad... chris is more fun atleast he can actually dog on someone...

im sure i can get some dirt on you if i wanted to...just gotta ask chris...seems like hes got alot on you
but i dont really care to get into your buisness....but you seem to love being nosy about others
btw....when you gonna own up to that 1000 dollar bet with robert? o wait..thats right...another excuse of how your cars broke

[isidewayz]

^--it will be at pinks tournament on sept 2nd, and at the monday night car meet in frisco :D finished this weekend, wanna race my bike vs yours for money ;) or how about my car vs. your bike for money

[stunter bob]

^--it will be at pinks tournament on sept 2nd, and at the monday night car meet in frisco :D finished this weekend, wanna race my bike vs yours for money ;) or how about my car vs. your bike for money
dont start any more races...finish the others first....you were called out on dallasriders...i could go find that thread for everyone..and the one how you called us out for your buddy on his gsxr..which he blew the fuck up...and nobody ever showed up to race us.....lemme find those threads

[Juiced4V]

(eating popcorn)

[isidewayz]

his name is 1pissedofflitre on ricekiller... im sure you can find him on there, it was his race not mine...


why are you crawfishing ?? lets race for money me and you ??

[isidewayz]

...im sure you are going to try to find some way of backing out..

[stunter bob]

http://www.dallasriders.com/viewtopic.php?t=7668&highlight=stang
there ya go...hes even asking for you on the last page.....sounds like you backed out after you called him out for 1g

[stunter bob]

go ahead and reply over there and let robert know you owe him a bitch out fee

[isidewayz]

dude, you are lame, they called out a broken car, it is being finished this weekend, i told you where it will be....

why are you ignoring the race between me and you?

[stunter bob]

dude, you are lame, they called out a broken car, it is being finished this weekend, i told you where it will be....

why are you ignoring the race between me and you?
hahaha..i have no reason to race you ...i own a fucking stunt bike...i do wheelies....thats about it
thats like me calling you out for a wheelie contest...pointless cause id win

[isidewayz]

read that whole thread... there was never a set date.. i told them when it was fixed/finished it would be done ;) need glasses?

[isidewayz]

hahaha..i have no reason to race you ...i own a fucking stunt bike...i do wheelies....thats about it
thats like me calling you out for a wheelie contest...pointless cause id win


you dont wanna race your bike against my car :confused: ;)

[stunter bob]

well go update everyone and tell them when its gonna be ready

[isidewayz]

the person that wants to run is on this board and probably reading or going to read this thread ;)

[isidewayz]

you dont wanna race your bike against my car :confused: ;)
:D

[stunter bob]

u give me a wheelie contest..and you got a race
but....you have to do a wheelie for at least 200 yards...thats simple

[isidewayz]

a friend of mine said he would do you the wheelie contest, and i will do the race.... :D

[stunter bob]

a friend of mine said he would do you the wheelie contest, and i will do the race.... :D
see..u cant wheelie....so we have no race..good day

[isidewayz]

you know what... i will do the wheelie contest on another bike :D and race you on my stretched and slammed gsxr

[stunter bob]

its ok..everyone starts out as a squid...your just taking a little longer to grow out of that stage

[isidewayz]

i just took your offer...

[isidewayz]

you know what... i will do the wheelie contest on another bike :D and race you on my stretched and slammed gsxr

^--read the printed text

[stunter bob]

i just took your offer...
ok....YOU do a wheelie for at least 200 yards...and u got a deal...but..gotta see that wheelie first

[isidewayz]

changing it up again........ WEAK.. a little demanding.. :D

[stunter bob]

changing it up again........ WEAK.. a little demanding.. :D
changing it up....fuckin read douche...i said 200 yards way up there
thats only 600 feet

[isidewayz]

ok....YOU do a wheelie for at least 200 yards...and u got a deal...but..gotta see that wheelie first

friend just said, "since you are going to try to talk shit about wheeling to a squid, why dont you do a 300 yard wheelie contest with me" he wants to do it on g-bush where it goes over 75

[stunter bob]

u give me a wheelie contest..and you got a race
but....you have to do a wheelie for at least 200 yards...thats simple
see....here it is

[isidewayz]

changing it up....fuckin read douche...i said 200 yards way up there
thats only 600 feet

no you told me to do it first.... i'm talking about doing them on at the same time buddy ;)

[stunter bob]

no you told me to do it first.... i'm talking about doing them on at the same time buddy ;)
do the wheelie for 200 yards and ill race you that night.....doesnt get any easier than that

[mutherjuggz]

no you told me to do it first.... i'm talking about doing them on at the same time buddy ;)


HE SAID/SHE SAID

Why don't you two just kiss and make up already?

[stunter bob]

HE SAID/SHE SAID

Why don't you two just kiss and make up already?
his breath stinks

[isidewayz]

i dont want acne

[isidewayz]

he knows im just playing with him,

<--loves stirring the pot

[stunter bob]

he knows im just playing with him,

<--loves stirring the pot
yea this is entertaining...i got an even better deal
ill teach you how to wheelie..just so we can race lol

[NEAL]

i still dont know where you came up with that shit...but ive only met one of his girls once...at redline...and she was in the car....never talked to her....are all fat people this stupid?
All you had to do was pull the pacifier outta her mouth, and unbuckle her car seat.:D

[isidewayz]

yea this is entertaining...i got an even better deal
ill teach you how to wheelie..just so we can race lol

I can wheelie, i honestly just dont know for how far... stretched and slammed gsxr likes to stay somewhat on the ground, it will come up a little still

[stunter bob]

yea well if we had a real wheelie contest...id put a hurtin on ya...longest recorded so far is like 7.6 miles

[mutherjuggz]

I can wheelie, i honestly just dont know for how far... stretched and slammed gsxr likes to stay somewhat on the ground, it will come up a little still


that's code for "I'd love to be able to, but I just don't know how" :p

[isidewayz]

^--No, that is the code for,
a stretched bike usually doesnt wheelie... and that i usually do not take the time to measure the distance i have wheelied for... i know i havent wheelied for 7.6 miles though

[mutherjuggz]

^--No, that is the code for,
a stretched bike usually doesnt wheelie... and that i usually do not take the time to measure the distance i have wheelied for... i know i havent wheelied for 7.6 miles though


excuses excuses! :p

[isidewayz]

hey women why dont you put your mouth and hands to something useful

[mutherjuggz]

hey women why dont you put your mouth and hands to something useful


Well, I would but you've got your mouth and hands all over it already...and let's face it...it's not big enough for the both of us! :eek:

[isidewayz]

I wasnt talking about me, my goodies arent for you. :rolleyes: you couldnt get it all down anyway... and lets face it.. you couldnt hang with this.. :eek: old women-- i might think about it if you take your dentures off :D

[mutherjuggz]

I wasnt talking about me, my goodies arent for you. :rolleyes: you couldnt get it all down anyway... and lets face it.. you couldnt hang with this.. :eek: old women-- i might think about it if you take your dentures off :D


LMAO! old woman aye?

well you're right about one thing...I can't hang with someone of your stature...I'd grow entirely too bored, entirely too early to even play 'find the needle in the haystack'

[isidewayz]

.....and then you woke up, you need to stop having fantasies about little weiners...if i can fit both my hands on it and my mouth as you stated above ;) it must be small

[Maverick]

http://edition.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/29/theaters.closings.01/ticket.booth.jpg


"Uh...yes...I'd like my $7 back"

[mutherjuggz]

.....and then you woke up, you need to stop having fantasies about little weiners...if i can fit both my hands on it and my mouth as you stated above ;) it must be small


LMAO! Now that's the spirit!


Acceptance is the first step...and now that you've acknowledged you have a 'tiny tim', you can move onto the grieving phase


Don't worry man, we're all here for you (to laugh at your "short comings") :D

[isidewayz]

damn i would hate to see what your meat flaps look like if you think a small dick is one that you can fit 2 hands on and a mouth.... you must be smoking some good herb. :D it's all good i normally do not go for older women like you... i am not into the whole meat curtains to your knees, saggy bewbs, and afros on your nipples.. wrinkly used women just do not turn me on :p

[mutherjuggz]

LMFAO! Oh how little you know....

Perhaps an 80 year old whore would match the attributes you describe, but I assure you I am QUITE the opposite. ;) 28 years young!!!


and yes, a dick is small if you can fit two hands and a mouth on it...it is when you CAN'T fit all that on a man's johnson, that it is deemed 'large'

and yes you're right, I am smoking some good herb :D

[isidewayz]

yes i am right, almost to your sexual prime i sure it is pretty beat up :p you couldnt fit my johnson down your throat. thank you

[stunter bob]

yes i am right, almost to your sexual prime i sure it is pretty beat up :p you couldnt fit my johnson down your throat. thank you
isnt your dogs name johnson? lol

[mutherjuggz]

yes i am right, almost to your sexual prime i sure it is pretty beat up :p you couldnt fit my johnson down your throat. thank you


alright, since you're certain you've got Thor's Hammer in your pants, we're going to need to see some pics for confirmation! :p

[mutherjuggz]

isnt your dogs name johnson? lol


only when he's humping him....

[Christina03GT]

and then you woke up ... :D dont get albert involved or i'll get the info about you and prochargedpony's ex out :eek:


LMAO!!!! oohhhh shitt.... :eek: :D hahhahaahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!




aww look at you getting all pissy..what i heard from christina is your actually the father..


Chris dont EVEN get me started fool...you know i have shit and im not skurred! I have some pics of you and certain people that you do NOT want others to see. So HUSH puppy!