BIG ED'S 35TH SS
07-19-2006, 07:36 AM
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the
bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and
asked the little boy what he had. The little boy
replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No,
the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here
turpentine and rub it on a cat's Butt and he'll pass a
Harley Davidson."
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the
bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and
asked the little boy what he had. The little boy
replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No,
the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here
turpentine and rub it on a cat's Butt and he'll pass a
Harley Davidson."