busted90
07-18-2006, 03:38 PM
> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
>
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
>
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
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> 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
>
> 10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
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> 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
> view.
>
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
>
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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> 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
> 23. And your crybaby whiny-a**ed opinion would be...?
>
> 24. Do I look like a people person?
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> 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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> 26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
>
> 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
> 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
> 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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> 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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> 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
> 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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> 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door ..1?
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> 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>
> 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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> 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is one.
>
> 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
> 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
>
> 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
>
> 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
>
>41. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
>
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
>
> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
>
> 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
>
> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
>
> 10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
>
> 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
>
> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>
> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>
> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
> view.
>
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
>
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>
> 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
> 23. And your crybaby whiny-a**ed opinion would be...?
>
> 24. Do I look like a people person?
>
> 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>
> 26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
>
> 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
> 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
> 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>
> 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>
> 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
> 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>
> 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door ..1?
>
> 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>
> 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>
> 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is one.
>
> 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
> 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
>
> 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
>
> 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
>
>41. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?