View Full Version : Ejones got punked out tonight....
So you thought I wouldn't say shit to you in person tonight? Well, don't you feel like an ass now. I called you on that shit in front of a whole group of people. I even threatened to open hand bitch slap you and you wouldnt do shit about it. And what does a spineless bitch like yourself do? Just what everyone there said you would do - you went and talked shit when you got home when you were finally safe behind your keyboard.
You're a fuckin disgrace as a man.
ThreeFingerPete
07-01-2006, 12:57 AM
I don't know what he did most recently but he is an absolute moron and keyboard warrior.
Kudos to you, Steve.
David
07-01-2006, 01:00 AM
LOL, this is awesome.
Shoulda knocked the motherfucker out.
idrivea4banger
07-01-2006, 01:03 AM
bwhahahahahaha whay afuckoing psiyssusy111!!!
stunter bob
07-01-2006, 01:15 AM
bahahaha..OWNED IN PUBLIC!!!!....gotta love it..wish i would have been there
talisman
07-01-2006, 08:47 AM
LOL, what did you say to him, Steve?
That's awesome!!! Good going Steve-o.
Where was said thread?
svtperformance.com in the texas forum.
Osiris
07-01-2006, 09:26 AM
I'm not surprised.
The lil bastard likes to go back and edit himself after a few minutes. What you guys won't see is where he threatened to run me over with his car and kick my ass. etc etc.
PooterWS6
07-01-2006, 09:31 AM
Well at least his new car will have 638hp!!1!11!oh!noes!1!its fast so watch out!1!1!!! to run away with!
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 09:31 AM
haha thats funny.
godbless.
This whole thing has got out of control and im man enough to admit that I was wrong, Im sorry I touched your car, im sorry I may have offended you in any way. Im not a fighter, those days are long and gone for me, I dont care to fight. If you see me at the next gtg, I will be man enough to admit it to you in person. I hope you can accept my apology.
And here is his latest backpedaling quote on svt....
11sec4eyes
07-01-2006, 09:42 AM
:eek: Thats funny stuff there!!
Jester
07-01-2006, 10:33 AM
So you thought I wouldn't say shit to you in person tonight? Well, don't you feel like an ass now. I called you on that shit in front of a whole group of people. I even threatened to open hand bitch slap you and you wouldnt do shit about it. And what does a spineless bitch like yourself do? Just what everyone there said you would do - you went and talked shit when you got home when you were finally safe behind your keyboard.
You're a fuckin disgrace as a man.
LMGDAO.........sounds like Whiteboy. I love it when a man steps up and bitch slaps a bitch.
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:00 AM
LMGDAO.........sounds like Whiteboy. I love it when a man steps up and bitch slaps a bitch.
jester anytime i dont back down. keep talking shit
stunter bob
07-01-2006, 11:01 AM
jester anytime i dont back down. keep talking shit
better watch out whitey....jester aint scared of shit..he puts dildos in his ass roflmao never gonna live it down
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 11:03 AM
it takes a man to apologize, and another one to accept it.
god bless.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:06 AM
jester anytime i dont back down. keep talking shit
I'm not talking shit at all pussy. You are the one that bitched out and deleted your thread. You are a disgrace to e-warriors all over the world.
David
07-01-2006, 11:07 AM
it takes a man to apologize, and another one to accept it.
god bless.
Quit ruining this thread.
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:07 AM
Is this all you do every day sit on this website? Do you have a life?
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:08 AM
Is this all you do every day sit on this website? Do you have a life?
Hi kettle!
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:11 AM
no i get on here and look at cars. i dont sit on here all fucking day
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:15 AM
no i get on here and look at cars. i dont sit on here all fucking daySucks to be you. I get paid to make fun of you. I tell you what Jeremy, you reserve your shit talk to the guys that care, and I will not drop you like a sack of shit when I run into you and ruin your image of yourself.
And a few quick questions. What in the fuck makes you think you are a badass? Do you have any military training? Do you have any martial arts training? Do you own your own home? Do you provide everything for a family?
Well, I can answer yes to all of this. How about you?
See, this is why I respect the shit out of JKD. He has a shitload of martial arts experiment and is happy to beat someone down.
Well, questions need answering. Get to it.
Osiris
07-01-2006, 11:24 AM
Sucks to be you. I get paid to make fun of you. I tell you what Jeremy, you reserve your shit talk to the guys that care, and I will not drop you like a sack of shit when I run into you and ruin your image of yourself.
And a few quick questions. What in the fuck makes you think you are a badass? Do you have any military training? Do you have any martial arts training? Do you own your own home? Do you provide everything for a family?
Well, I can answer yes to all of this. How about you?
See, this is why I respect the shit out of JKD. He has a shitload of martial arts experiment and is happy to beat someone down.
Well, questions need answering. Get to it.
Eh, not impressed. http://dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:25 AM
Eh, not impressed. http://dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif
Didn't ask if you were.
David
07-01-2006, 11:26 AM
Didn't ask if you were.
It's implied. :p
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:28 AM
It's implied. :p
It's cause I'm impressive. :D How long until we get to ride in the "offender". :cool:
David
07-01-2006, 11:32 AM
It's cause I'm impressive. :D How long until we get to ride in the "offender". :cool:
Well I'm pulling the motor now and gonna drop the tank and all the other fuel related items today.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:35 AM
Well I'm pulling the motor now and gonna drop the tank and all the other fuel related items today.Lol.......I bet that is a heavy bitch. I worked on those big fuckers in the Marines...................well, the new version anyway.
David
07-01-2006, 11:37 AM
Lol.......I bet that is a heavy bitch. I worked on those big fuckers in the Marines...................well, the new version anyway.
Well this one is just a regular old 302ci GM 6 cylinder, same motor used in civilian trucks in the 40s, 50s, and 60s I believe. The air compressor attached to the motor is fucking heavy though.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:39 AM
Well this one is just a regular old 302ci GM 6 cylinder, same motor used in civilian trucks in the 40s, 50s, and 60s I believe. The air compressor attached to the motor is fucking heavy though.
Well, then that's not so bad. The ones I worked on had the bigass diesel engines.
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:39 AM
I'm fucking scared :rolleyes:
what kinda car do you have jester?
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 11:40 AM
i like it when whiteboy tells us how tough he is.
god bless.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm fucking scared :rolleyes:
what kinda car do you have jester?
56 chevy bel air and a chopper. Wife drives a ford. Had mustang when I joined..........then I got smart. :rolleyes:
Way to dodge the questions, Jenny.
Now move along fag, I am done spanking your bitch hiney.
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:41 AM
did i say anything to you
BTW god bless
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 11:42 AM
did i say again to you
BTW god bless
huh? :confused:
godbless.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:42 AM
did i say again to you
BTW god bless
Man, I am gonna feel like shit if I find out that you are actually mentally challenged. :(
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:42 AM
thats right you posted as cantdrive55 and we have had this same arguement before. Your not a badass so stfu
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:44 AM
thats right you posted as cantdrive55 and we have had this same arguement before. Your not a badass so stfu
That's right little girl. Keep sobbing. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
whiteboy
07-01-2006, 11:47 AM
you think your such a hard ass. you will get got
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:48 AM
you think your such a hard ass. you will get got
I am a hardass...........come get some. Made hard from years of bitchslapping fat pussies.
Txstang1
07-01-2006, 11:49 AM
Damnit, looks like I missed a good "punk out" last night.
So what started it? Did he lean on someones car or what?
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:51 AM
Allright knuckleheads, time to head out to the pool party..............I will continue pissing in your butt later, Jenny.
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 11:51 AM
i was saying prefer to hear how tough you are as opposed to hearing how tough jester is.
god bless.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 11:51 AM
Man, I am gonna feel like shit if I find out that you are actually mentally challenged. :(That would only make it a fair fight.
In case you missed that, I'm calling you a retart, two.
Jester
07-01-2006, 11:54 AM
That would only make it a fair fight.
In case you missed that, I'm calling you a retart, two.
Damn, I almost fell for you misspelling it...............and then I figured out your little scheme. :D
Later on goobs.
I fart in your general direction elvis.
ELVIS
07-01-2006, 12:11 PM
I fart in your general direction elvis.
:D you can never out e-badass me.
god bless.
agiraldo
07-01-2006, 12:13 PM
I'll Challenge you Steve......... It should take about 30 secs... and you know who'll be out :)
ME !
By the way can u PM me where have you been bro?
- Andres
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 12:33 PM
If you think that ``martial art'' means to have opponents and enemies and to be strong and defeat them, you are mistaken. The true spirit of the martial arts is to be one with the universe and have no enemies. The essence of the martial arts is the spirit of loving protection of all beings in the universe.
by O'Sensei founder of Aikido
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 12:50 PM
Deep, man. Real fuckin' deep. Now get that bullshit outta here.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 12:55 PM
JKD raped my parakeet!
ejonesunt
07-01-2006, 01:03 PM
lol, tell the whole story the real truth, how you said all this shit to me when your sitting there in your little lounge chair surrounded by 20 of your guys. Oh yeah thats a real man there. You say im a keyboard warrrior, most of the shit you started was online, sounds you need some zanax, to calm your ass down. I couldn't tell if you going to start crying, or you were going to throw a temper tantrum. I personally dont care what anyone thinks about me on here or on SVT, you started all the shit talking on here to begin with.
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 01:07 PM
Deep, man. Real fuckin' deep. Now get that bullshit outta here.
:rolleyes:
stunter bob
07-01-2006, 01:08 PM
NOW SELLING TICKETS TO THE EJONES VS JKD FIGHT!!!!....5 bux a pop...or an order of tator tots with cheese and an ocean water..either will do
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 01:09 PM
lol, tell the whole story the real truth, how you said all this shit to me when your sitting there in your little lounge chair surrounded by 20 of your guys. Oh yeah thats a real man there. You say im a keyboard warrrior, most of the shit you started was online, sounds you need some zanax, to calm your ass down. I couldn't tell if you going to start crying, or you were going to throw a temper tantrum. I personally dont care what anyone thinks about me on here or on SVT, you started all the shit talking on here to begin with.
Like it or not...tha man is a serious dude. I'd just leave it alone. Just my 2 pennies.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 01:25 PM
:rolleyes:Roll dem eyes some more and I'll be forced to kung-fu judo chop your senile old ass. :rolleyes:
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 01:30 PM
Roll dem eyes some more and I'll be forced to kung-fu judo chop your senile old ass. :rolleyes:
You just might have to remind me to show up for that one. My eyes always do that shit. Dr's cant figure it out. :rolleyes:
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 01:34 PM
It's because you're retarded. Don't worry; you're safe. My sin say taught me never to pick on people that can't tie their own shoes.
<---one with the universe and all that stuff
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 01:36 PM
It's because you're retarded. Don't worry; you're safe. My sin say taught me never to pick on people that can't tie their own shoes.
<---one with the universe and all that stuff
Its alright man. Im wearing boots. Rant on bro. :p
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 01:38 PM
Some one said that they were shit kickers. Guess Im ready for ya! :D
White_lightning
07-01-2006, 10:14 PM
lol, tell the whole story the real truth, how you said all this shit to me when your sitting there in your little lounge chair surrounded by 20 of your guys. Oh yeah thats a real man there. You say im a keyboard warrrior, most of the shit you started was online, sounds you need some zanax, to calm your ass down. I couldn't tell if you going to start crying, or you were going to throw a temper tantrum. I personally dont care what anyone thinks about me on here or on SVT, you started all the shit talking on here to begin with.
ejones.. im SO confident that JKD would beat you like a rented mule. i will tell you this. You let me know when you will stand toe to toe with him. and i will come out and make sure its 1 on 1.. if you friends jump they will be equally bitch slapped. I will keep everyone BUT steve from getting involved.. can we put bets on this fight??
stunter bob
07-01-2006, 10:15 PM
ejones.. im SO confident that JKD would beat you like a rented mule. i will tell you this. You let me know when you will stand toe to toe with him. and i will come out and make sure its 1 on 1.. if you friends jump they will be equally bitch slapped. I will keep everyone BUT steve from getting involved.. can we put bets on this fight??
i wanna see dis shit
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-01-2006, 10:27 PM
I got $20 that Jewzilla gets impatient and eats them.
Turbo5.4
07-01-2006, 10:32 PM
pussy!!! kick his ass sea bass!!!!
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 10:42 PM
ejones.. im SO confident that JKD would beat you like a rented mule. i will tell you this. You let me know when you will stand toe to toe with him. and i will come out and make sure its 1 on 1.. if you friends jump they will be equally bitch slapped. I will keep everyone BUT steve from getting involved.. can we put bets on this fight??
x2
stunter bob
07-01-2006, 10:44 PM
word on the street is that JKD whooped Chuck Norris...lol
BlackSnake1996
07-01-2006, 11:39 PM
word on the street is that JKD whooped Chuck Norris...lol
:D
SVT Lurch
07-02-2006, 01:00 AM
So what started it? Did he lean on someones car or what?He leaned on Steve's car right in front of him. Again.
I got $20 that Jewzilla gets impatient and eats them.
pussy!!! kick his ass sea bass!!!!
LMAO!
ThreeFingerPete
07-02-2006, 01:02 AM
ejones.. im SO confident that JKD would beat you like a rented mule. i will tell you this. You let me know when you will stand toe to toe with him. and i will come out and make sure its 1 on 1.. if you friends jump they will be equally bitch slapped. I will keep everyone BUT steve from getting involved.. can we put bets on this fight??
Ditto on the fair fight, I'll do my part to make sure that NOBODY gets involved, so you two can settle it. Just let me know.
lowthreeohz
07-02-2006, 01:05 AM
Someone tape, or at least take pictures. kthx.
Thehead
07-02-2006, 01:25 AM
all i have to say is that you fools wont need to worry about it being a FAIR fight, cause it won't last long enuff for it to matter. steve can handle his own and there is not a person in here that knows better then i do. I have seen him in more fights then the UFC has ever had and most of them were not fair, more then one against him. I'm not gonna say he never got hit, but he never got hit hard enuff that he didn't get back up and keep fighting.
As for Ejones, i'm not sure what you did, but if he is mad enuff to talk shit and call you out, it would be VERY wise on your part to be the BITCH and take it in the ASS, because going toe to toe with him is NOT what you want.
However if you do chose to keep running your mouth and talking shit, please let me know where this will happen cause i'm not gonna miss it. I'll even help you into the EMT van when you get off the pavment! I might even give whitelighting a hand in keeping everything in order if it is needed!
lowthreeohz
07-02-2006, 02:41 AM
hell, i'd come back to texas to watch :D
lol, tell the whole story the real truth, how you said all this shit to me when your sitting there in your little lounge chair surrounded by 20 of your guys. Oh yeah thats a real man there. You say im a keyboard warrrior, most of the shit you started was online, sounds you need some zanax, to calm your ass down. I couldn't tell if you going to start crying, or you were going to throw a temper tantrum. I personally dont care what anyone thinks about me on here or on SVT, you started all the shit talking on here to begin with.
See, now you've done fucked up. I gave you a pass, not once but twice. Then you still have the balls to come here and talk shit?
There was not "twenty of my guys" in attendance. IF you had any friends (which obviously you don't because you competely lack ANY social skills including COMMON FUCKING COURTESY) That was a GTG just like any other with the exception we bring lawn chairs to sit together and talk instead a bunch of groups spread all over.
I don't need twenty guys, but I will tell you this- when I start dropping bombs on your fucking head it's gonna feel like twenty guys are on you.
I think you have no intentions of coming back though since you seriously got punk'd out in front of a whole bunch of people. Then to add to that you embarrassed yourself even more with that piece of shit that you drive. You TRY to do a burnout through the parking lot ( showing disrespect for EVERYONE there by doing so at a GTG) But that bucket of bolts is so weak you couldnt barely get the tires to spin BUT every panel on that car was shaking like it was going to fall off. Exactly how many guardrails have you hit?
DON SVO
07-02-2006, 09:02 AM
awwww, steve's just a big ol' cuddiwy teddy beeeeeeear!! c'mon Ejonesunt... doesn't he look fat and slow? talk some more shit! lean up against his car some more! call him a tubby slow bitch! steve couldn't even hurt a fly.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-02-2006, 09:09 AM
He is fat and slow (in more ways than one). I kicked his ass once and told him to lose some weight or I'd be back, and he never lost the weight, but I decided not to kick his ass again because I kinda started feeling sorry for him. :(
Well we should put together another DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. I have no beefs with anyone on here, But all these people talking about kicking off in this guys ass & that guys ass makes me want to kick off in some ass :D
Lets say some 6 ounce gloves, Mouthpieces, Ref, A RING THIS TIME or ropes! Then we can see who backs up there shit! I have no problem being the ref or competeing.
xtremejc
07-03-2006, 09:00 AM
I don't what the fuck happened here between Eric and Steve but I'm sure it's serious enough for Steve to be soo pissed... This could get ugly !!!
womack03
07-03-2006, 09:02 AM
lol, tell the whole story the real truth, how you said all this shit to me when your sitting there in your little lounge chair surrounded by 20 of your guys. Oh yeah thats a real man there. You say im a keyboard warrrior, most of the shit you started was online, sounds you need some zanax, to calm your ass down. I couldn't tell if you going to start crying, or you were going to throw a temper tantrum. I personally dont care what anyone thinks about me on here or on SVT, you started all the shit talking on here to begin with.
XANAX stupid.
alprazolam hcl. (benzodiazapine). used to treat anxiety and small arrithmias.
So says Prof. Womack
agiraldo
07-03-2006, 09:08 AM
Well we should put together another DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. I have no beefs with anyone on here, But all these people talking about kicking off in this guys ass & that guys ass makes me want to kick off in some ass :D
Lets say some 6 ounce gloves, Mouthpieces, Ref, A RING THIS TIME or ropes! Then we can see who backs up there shit! I have no problem being the ref or competeing.
PERFECT IDEA +1
I'd love to tussle :)
I am calling out Talisman for his 'tude and skidmark also
Jester
07-03-2006, 09:54 AM
PERFECT IDEA +1
I'd love to tussle :)
I am calling out Talisman for his 'tude and skidmark also
Lmao.............Talisman is cool as hell in person, just is short and tactless on the net. He would talk shit to your face, and take an ass whooping like a man. :D
Zinc_Stang
07-03-2006, 11:27 AM
Why pay when we can see it live on friday? I think our meet will be huge next week. If Steve was pissed at me I'd run too.
Maverick
07-03-2006, 12:13 PM
He leaned on Steve's car right in front of him. Again...
:eek:
ejones...you have a deathwish?
<---(praying quietly the answer is yes)
That noise on SVTperformance was hilarious! I ran outta popcorn and tears I was laughing/crying at same time!
Maverick
07-03-2006, 12:14 PM
You are the one that bitched out and deleted your thread. You are a disgrace to e-warriors all over the world.
ejones is his apprentice...
Osiris
07-03-2006, 12:20 PM
Allright knuckleheads, time to head out to the pool party..............I will continue pissing in your butt later, Jenny.
That's my wifes name dude. Not fair. :(
Maverick
07-03-2006, 12:30 PM
... But that bucket of bolts is so weak you couldnt barely get the tires to spin BUT every panel on that car was shaking like it was going to fall off. Exactly how many guardrails have you hit?
ROLMMFGDAO!!!!!
Maverick
07-03-2006, 12:31 PM
NOW SELLING TICKETS TO THE EJONES VS JKD FIGHT!!!!....5 bux a pop...or an order of tator tots with cheese and an ocean water..either will do
How much for ringside?
The Raven
07-03-2006, 01:01 PM
Ejones, you must've really fucked up to get Steve this worked up. Being that I'm not involved, I'll be happy to show and assure a fair 1-on-1 fight. If you leaned up on his ride (twice), you deserve the fair ass-beating.
Zinc_Stang
07-03-2006, 01:16 PM
:eek:
ejones...you have a deathwish?
<---(praying quietly the answer is yes)
That noise on SVTperformance was hilarious! I ran outta popcorn and tears I was laughing/crying at same time!
everyone was pming over there, wondering what the hell was going on with all the shit/trash talking between everyone.
skunkt-u
07-03-2006, 01:23 PM
So you thought I wouldn't say shit to you in person tonight? Well, don't you feel like an ass now. I called you on that shit in front of a whole group of people. I even threatened to open hand bitch slap you and you wouldnt do shit about it. And what does a spineless bitch like yourself do? Just what everyone there said you would do - you went and talked shit when you got home when you were finally safe behind your keyboard.
You're a fuckin disgrace as a man.
All I have to say is the 1st GTG I went to (1st wknd in June) this Ejones, snakebitten1975, was all leaned up on peoples car like it was nothin.. Sorry but that would of pissed me off if he would of leaned all over my shit like that. And I even made sure my 1 yr old didnt touch anyones car while we were their... Im sorry but Im not sure which car you drove JKD. But the one he was all leaned up on was DSG 03. Like I said it was my 1st GTG. Props to you JKD cuz I dont care for that foo myself!
1BAD2K
07-03-2006, 01:25 PM
does ejones have 95 chrome cobra r's on his car?
SSlow01
07-03-2006, 01:35 PM
See, now you've done fucked up. I gave you a pass, not once but twice. Then you still have the balls to come here and talk shit?
There was not "twenty of my guys" in attendance. IF you had any friends (which obviously you don't because you competely lack ANY social skills including COMMON FUCKING COURTESY) That was a GTG just like any other with the exception we bring lawn chairs to sit together and talk instead a bunch of groups spread all over.
I don't need twenty guys, but I will tell you this- when I start dropping bombs on your fucking head it's gonna feel like twenty guys are on you.
I think you have no intentions of coming back though since you seriously got punk'd out in front of a whole bunch of people. Then to add to that you embarrassed yourself even more with that piece of shit that you drive. You TRY to do a burnout through the parking lot ( showing disrespect for EVERYONE there by doing so at a GTG) But that bucket of bolts is so weak you couldnt barely get the tires to spin BUT every panel on that car was shaking like it was going to fall off. Exactly how many guardrails have you hit?
Don't forget the part where he ran over the curb right before his attempted burnout. :D
Zinc_Stang
07-03-2006, 01:39 PM
does ejones have 95 chrome cobra r's on his car?
no the 05 cobra wheels. The offsets are wrong on it.
Goose1
07-03-2006, 01:48 PM
Yeah you 2 go duke it out, fighting will solve everything.
Jester
07-03-2006, 01:50 PM
That's my wifes name dude. Not fair. :(
LOL
Skidmark
07-03-2006, 01:56 PM
PERFECT IDEA +1
I'd love to tussle :)
I am calling out Talisman for his 'tude and skidmark also
Who the fuck are you asshole? How about i knee you in the skull while tali sticks it up your butt?
Jester
07-03-2006, 01:59 PM
How about i knee you in the skull while tali sticks it up your butt?
Well, for starters, that would hurt. :D
Skidmark
07-03-2006, 02:01 PM
Well, for starters, that would hurt. :D
I think he might like the knee in the face... it'll make his ass pucker and compensate for it being loose
Jester
07-03-2006, 02:04 PM
I think he might like the knee in the face... it'll make his ass pucker and compensate for it being loose
Well I agree. The only way I wake up in the morning is with a good ole knee to the face and a pot of coffee to scold my testicles in.
agiraldo
07-03-2006, 02:09 PM
LOL.
Im just some random skinny e-thug that would love to shut you up......
You talk alot of smack on this board and im sick of seeing that damn BMW avatar cause im jealous :)
agiraldo
07-03-2006, 02:10 PM
I think he might like the knee in the face... it'll make his ass pucker and compensate for it being loose
My ass is loose lol from being in a medium correctional facility in N.M. :(
I dont like to think about those times
Skidmark
07-03-2006, 02:11 PM
My ass is loose lol from being in a medium correctional facility in N.M. :(I dont like to think about those times
Is that why they won't let you talk to girls under 17 anymore?
agiraldo
07-03-2006, 02:13 PM
I work at the local Middle school so the answer is .... NO :)
They still let me (SLURP)
Skidmark
07-03-2006, 02:14 PM
You talk alot of smack on this board and im sick of seeing that damn BMW avatar cause im jealous :)
Sig check :p
agiraldo
07-03-2006, 02:16 PM
Thank you :) At least you changed that shit haha
red04gt
07-03-2006, 06:34 PM
Well we should put together another DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. I have no beefs with anyone on here, But all these people talking about kicking off in this guys ass & that guys ass makes me want to kick off in some ass :D
Lets say some 6 ounce gloves, Mouthpieces, Ref, A RING THIS TIME or ropes! Then we can see who backs up there shit! I have no problem being the ref or competeing.
only problem I see with this is the fact that some people are good boxers but when it came to an actual fight they would get their ass beat.
If someone wants to host this and somehow convince this guy to fight me one on one I'll give you guys a hell of a show. But anyone who could convince him would have to be a fucking miracle worker.
Me, him and a referee to insure it doesnt go to far. MMA rules and 4oz gloves. :mad:
KJ94GT
07-03-2006, 08:00 PM
If someone wants to host this and somehow convince this guy to fight me one on one I'll give you guys a hell of a show. But anyone who could convince him would have to be a fucking miracle worker.
Me, him and a referee to insure it doesnt go to far. MMA rules and 4oz gloves. :mad:
Wow, I might actually have to show up the next time this tool makes it out. Sounds like it was a good time!
Skidonenko
07-03-2006, 08:42 PM
If someone wants to host this and somehow convince this guy to fight me one on one I'll give you guys a hell of a show. But anyone who could convince him would have to be a fucking miracle worker.
Me, him and a referee to insure it doesnt go to far. MMA rules and 4oz gloves. :mad:
WOOT!! Dfw's baddest II. http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif
< Might fight Don (might not get beat as bad as someone in my own weight class)
skunkt-u
07-03-2006, 08:49 PM
If someone wants to host this and somehow convince this guy to fight me one on one I'll give you guys a hell of a show. But anyone who could convince him would have to be a fucking miracle worker.
Me, him and a referee to insure it doesnt go to far. MMA rules and 4oz gloves. :mad:
Lets start a poll or hell lets put in some $.... MY $ is on JKD!! :D :D
Zinc_Stang
07-03-2006, 09:00 PM
Lets start a poll or hell lets put in some $.... MY $ is on JKD!! :D :D
I'd put money on that! :D
Zinc_Stang
07-03-2006, 09:01 PM
The odds would be a lot better if we blindfold Steve.
Super Coupe
07-03-2006, 09:11 PM
huh? :confused:
godbless.
YOU DIDNT PUT A SPACE IN IT. I've been waiting forever for you to screw it up lol.
92Notch
07-03-2006, 10:52 PM
hell, i'd come back to texas to watch :Dgood thing im moving back to texas because i want to see this shit!
Fox466
07-04-2006, 06:06 AM
I'll host it again. :cool:
I'll host it again. :cool:
Cool. Now he just needs to agree to it.
Maverick
07-04-2006, 02:25 PM
<---going to get more popcorn...with extra butter this time
PhatdowninTx
07-04-2006, 02:46 PM
haha good thread, but anyone could win a fight no matter how much training and shit you have. One lucky swing and it could be over. So ejones go for it, you might get that lucky hit. Or there is plenty of places to buy a gun, if you got balls and no brains.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-04-2006, 03:13 PM
haha good thread, but anyone could win a fight no matter how much training and shit you have. One lucky swing and it could be over. So ejones go for it, you might get that lucky hit.Yeah, JKD is way, way, waaaaaaay overrated. He talks a bunch of shit and just picks on the little guys. I think ejones would have a better chance than most of you guys think.
talisman
07-04-2006, 05:33 PM
JKD is a pussy! I'd fight him hogtied and kick the shit out of him!!!
Tyrone Biggums
07-04-2006, 05:54 PM
JKD is a pussy! I'd fight him hogtied and kick the shit out of him!!!
Hey now, keep your homo fantasies of being tied up out of the fight thread. Queer.
Skidonenko
07-04-2006, 07:49 PM
haha good thread, but anyone could win a fight no matter how much training and shit you have. One lucky swing and it could be over. So ejones go for it, you might get that lucky hit. Or there is plenty of places to buy a gun, if you got balls and no brains.
Yes there is always the punchers chance, that being said if you stick me in the ring with a tyson or a gracie im probobly going to die if there isnt a ref
xtremejc
07-04-2006, 09:16 PM
Make the fight happen JKD and I will referee this mofo... We may have to keep the submissions out of it so the fight goes for at least a few minutes... I hate to see this happen but if it will I want to be there to witness it !!!
Now, let's get ready to rumble !!!
Skidonenko
07-04-2006, 09:28 PM
Make the fight happen JKD and I will referee this mofo... We may have to keep the submissions out of it so the fight goes for at least a few minutes... I hate to see this happen but if it will I want to be there to witness it !!!
Now, let's get ready to rumble !!!
No submissions till the 2nd or 3rd round? How long for each round? Will time-outs be allowed like last time http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif (not counding sebass and jc)
2nd or 3rd round? lmao...no faith I tell ya.
Zinc_Stang
07-05-2006, 08:30 AM
You'd have a better chance at fighting womack, than ejones. lol! :D
Jester
07-05-2006, 08:32 AM
This will go no where, just like the rest of these threads. I will host it in my backyard anytime, but nobody deserving an ass beating would show.
Shame. :(
Maverick
07-05-2006, 10:29 AM
This will go no where, just like the rest of these threads. I will host it in my backyard anytime, but nobody deserving an ass beating would show.
Shame. http://dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif
This just in (from SVTPerformance)
"...If anywhere there is a love triangle forming it's between Sheldon, Jeremy and Ejones. And of course Ejones is the bitch in that relationship..."
OWNED ON TWO BOARDS!!!
Skidonenko
07-05-2006, 11:33 AM
2nd or 3rd round? lmao...no faith I tell ya.
Ok for the 1st round you get one hand tied behind your back and no kicking either
Jester
07-05-2006, 12:07 PM
This just in (from SVTPerformance)
"...If anywhere there is a love triangle forming it's between Sheldon, Jeremy and Ejones. And of course Ejones is the bitch in that relationship..."
OWNED ON TWO BOARDS!!!
Nice. I am serious. If this needs to happen, I have the backyard and will be happy to provide security for anybody that needs to have a can of "act right" given to them.
Maverick
07-05-2006, 12:27 PM
Nice. I am serious. If this needs to happen, I have the backyard and will be happy to provide security for anybody that needs to have a can of "act right" given to them.
I guess the going rate for a can of "Act Right" has gone thru the roof since 2001...
Levi - I would like to reserve two floor seats for this event - do you accept Paypal?
Jester
07-05-2006, 12:33 PM
I guess the going rate for a can of "Act Right" has gone thru the roof since 2001...
Levi - I would like to reserve two floor seats for this event - do you accept Paypal?
No, but I accept beer. :D
"Act Right" only costs about $1. The price of buckshot for my sawed of 12. ;)
This will go no where, just like the rest of these threads. I will host it in my backyard anytime, but nobody deserving an ass beating would show.
Shame. :(
HMMM I dare to disagree, I could have sworn I had some sore ass knots on my head from the last back yard fight that was put together on this board for all the DFWStangs E-Thugs. If I remember correct only 4 people actually stepped up & out of the 100+ people who where suppose to be there maybe 30 showed.
I think there are alot of people who talk shit on this board who think they are tough & then there are are guys who don't need to talk it. But just let you figure it out the hard way, I just happen to be one of those guys who can talk shit & back it up & who is not afraid to take a hit to give a hit.
I will be glad to ref this DFWStangs GTG & if they want to do a money pot again. Money always modivate's me to compete. I actually enjoyed the last time. It felt good to get in there with another BULL & trade licks. We had mouth Pieces & some crappy sparing gloves. I think the next time we should use 4oz gloves or 6oz gloves. The rules should be NO HOLDS BAR Except no KNESS'S or EL BOWS's OR HEADBUTS. Wrestling boxing kicking it all LEGAL.
LETS SET IT UP! :D
Jester
07-05-2006, 12:53 PM
HMMM I dare to disagree, I could have sworn I had some sore ass knots on my head from the last back yard fight that was put together on this board for all the DFWStangs E-Thugs. If I remember correct only 4 people actually stepped up & out of the 100+ people who where suppose to be there maybe 30 showed.
I think there are alot of people who talk shit on this board who think they are tough & then there are are guys who don't need to talk it. But just let you figure it out the hard way, I just happen to be one of those guys who can talk shit & back it up & who is not afraid to take a hit to give a hit.
I will be glad to ref this DFWStangs GTG & if they want to do a money pot again. Money always modivate's me to compete. I actually enjoyed the last time. It felt good to get in there with another BULL & trade licks. We had mouth Pieces & some crappy sparing gloves. I think the next time we should use 4oz gloves or 6oz gloves. The rules should be NO HOLDS BAR Except no KNESS'S or EL BOWS's OR HEADBUTS. Wrestling boxing kicking it all LEGAL.
LETS SET IT UP! :DYeah, but you didn't fight anyone that you had problems with. I have no interest watching guys box. I want to host something for people that actually have beef with each other, and allow them to discuss it farther. And I prefer it to be zero rules. I don't want to see you and JC throwing punches in boxing gloves because it felt like the thing to do at the time, even though that was still cool. I want to see someone bite the ear off the asshole that talked shit.
If anybody would really like to beat the shit out of someone else, I have plenty of first aid kits and a hospital not too far away. :D
Only rule is that the fight ends if someone taps.
Maverick
07-05-2006, 01:11 PM
Yeah, but you didn't fight anyone that you had problems with. I have no interest watching guys box. I want to host something for people that actually have beef with each other, and allow them to discuss it farther. And I prefer it to be zero rules. I don't want to see you and JC throwing punches in boxing gloves because it felt like the thing to do at the time, even though that was still cool. I want to see someone bite the ear off the asshole that talked shit.
If anybody would really like to beat the shit out of someone else, I have plenty of first aid kits and a hospital not too far away. :D
Only rule is that the fight ends if someone taps.
JESTER'S BRINGING BACK BEATBOX WARS!!!!
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Jester
07-05-2006, 01:17 PM
JESTER'S BRINGING BACK BEATBOX WARS!!!!
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hunhhunhhunhh boomanangananga boom boom sickasicak a skeetskeetskeet :D
92Notch
07-05-2006, 01:21 PM
Ejone's mind has not hit puberty yet
Yeah, but you didn't fight anyone that you had problems with. I have no interest watching guys box. I want to host something for people that actually have beef with each other, and allow them to discuss it farther. And I prefer it to be zero rules. I don't want to see you and JC throwing punches in boxing gloves because it felt like the thing to do at the time, even though that was still cool. I want to see someone bite the ear off the asshole that talked shit.
If anybody would really like to beat the shit out of someone else, I have plenty of first aid kits and a hospital not too far away. :D
Only rule is that the fight ends if someone taps.
Cmon on man, Lets be honest here from that stand point, I know for a fact I have bumped heads with more then one guy on this board & on TSP, From all of my times getting in to it with someone on the boards who would actually stand up & meet me somewhere was 0 There are handful from just meeting them in person that I am would put money on would stand up, But the BULLS on this board are far & few. Its all about (HEART)
JC & I fought because we had the love of getting in there with another guy & just letting it hang out. I know that it was going to be a fair fight man to man, Not like in a bar fight where you have to worry about the guy you have a beef with bringing all his family & friends or worse a knife or gun. WHICH KNIFES DO HAPPEN IN STREET FIGHTS TODAY, I HAVE 17 SCARS THAT REMIND ME EVERY DAY!
But I concer with where you are coming from. By hosting a place where 2 guys will come when they have a beef & just going at it. But it being a controlled envioment on that short of a notice will be unlikely.
I think when people on the board have a beef, Have a 4 month DFWStangs GTG NO HOLDS BAR FIGHT COMPETETION, I am sure we will have at least 1 maybe 2 fights brew up on here in that time span. If anything maybe we can all get to know one another & learn to respect one another when you see the guy on the other end of the computer can back it up. :eek:
But to keep all this shittalking in perspective. Guys this is a CAR SIGHT.
Jester
07-05-2006, 01:39 PM
Cmon on man, Lets be honest here from that stand point, I know for a fact I have bumped heads with more then one guy on this board & on TSP, From all of my times getting in to it with someone on the boards who would actually stand up & meet me somewhere was 0 There are handful from just meeting them in person that I am would put money on would stand up, But the BULLS on this board are far & few. Its all about (HEART)
JC & I fought because we had the love of getting in there with another guy & just letting it hang out. I know that it was going to be a fair fight man to man, Not like in a bar fight where you have to worry about the guy you have a beef with bringing all his family & friends or worse a knife or gun. WHICH KNIFES DO HAPPEN IN STREET FIGHTS TODAY, I HAVE 17 SCARS THAT REMIND ME EVERY DAY!
But I concer with where you are coming from. By hosting a place where 2 guys will come when they have a beef & just going at it. But it being a controlled envioment on that short of a notice will be unlikely.
I think when people on the board have a beef, Have a 4 month DFWStangs GTG NO HOLDS BAR FIGHT COMPETETION, I am sure we will have at least 1 maybe 2 fights brew up on here in that time span. If anything maybe we can all get to know one another & learn to respect one another when you see the guy on the other end of the computer can back it up. :eek:
But to keep all this shittalking in perspective. Guys this is a CAR SIGHT.
Well, Seb, you have to realize nobody really wants to be used as your personal punching bag ya fucking neanderthal. :D
Well, Seb, you have to realize nobody really wants to be used as your personal punching bag ya fucking neanderthal. :D
I am just trying to have fun! :D
Jester
07-05-2006, 01:46 PM
I am just trying to have fun! :D
You're just trying to hurt people and not get prosecuted..............I like you. :D
You're just trying to hurt people and not get prosecuted..............I like you. :D
The feeling is mutual! ;)
Maverick
07-05-2006, 02:07 PM
But to keep all this shittalking in perspective. Guys this is a CAR SIGHT.
Oh man! I've been misspelling GUNSITE all this time!:rolleyes:
Jester
07-05-2006, 02:07 PM
Oh man! I've been misspelling GUNSITE all this time!:rolleyes:
That's because you are a dumb dumb. :D
Maverick
07-05-2006, 03:10 PM
CAR SIGHT.
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 3708419" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Jester</TD><TD class=alt2>Quote:
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by Teal93Cobra
Oh man! I've been misspelling GUNSITE all this time!:rolleyes:
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That's because you are a dumb dumb.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
OUTTASITE!
womack03
07-05-2006, 04:23 PM
You'd have a better chance at fighting womack, than ejones. lol! :D
I got a lot of guns and I love each and every one of them........
My only chance would be to out run him.....and hope he spots a UPS man.
11secCobra
07-05-2006, 05:23 PM
Well we should put together another DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. I have no beefs with anyone on here, But all these people talking about kicking off in this guys ass & that guys ass makes me want to kick off in some ass :D
Lets say some 6 ounce gloves, Mouthpieces, Ref, A RING THIS TIME or ropes! Then we can see who backs up there shit! I have no problem being the ref or competeing.
IM DOWN! MMA rules?
11secCobra
07-05-2006, 05:39 PM
only problem I see with this is the fact that some people are good boxers but when it came to an actual fight they would get their ass beat.
some ppl are professionally trained boxers, AND know a tad of brazillion jiu jitsu ;)
Fox466
07-05-2006, 08:55 PM
Well I agree. The only way I wake up in the morning is with a good ole knee to the face and a pot of coffee to scold my testicles in.
I can hear it now... "Bad testicles! Bad!"
:D
Jester
07-05-2006, 09:36 PM
I can hear it now... "Bad testicles! Bad!"
:D
Actually it is more like "Good boys, who's my good testicles? Do the three of you wanna drink of coffee?" :D
Osiris
07-05-2006, 09:41 PM
Actually it is more like "Good boys, who's my good testicles? Do the three of you wanna drink of coffee?" :D
Badass art in your sig. That's quite a talent you've got there.
Jester
07-05-2006, 09:43 PM
Badass art in your sig. That's quite a talent you've got there.
Thanks man! I need to get some of my recent stuff put up.
White_lightning
07-06-2006, 09:07 AM
cant we all just get along???? all this talk of violence is hurting my feelings:(
Skidmark
07-06-2006, 09:44 AM
cant we all just get along???? all this talk of violence is hurting my feelings:(
: pats on back :
We all get along in a weird way..
btw: nice numbers on the supra
White_lightning
07-06-2006, 12:14 PM
: pats on back :
We all get along in a weird way..
btw: nice numbers on the supra
baaa. they are okay for a stock turbos car.. nothing exeptional
Osiris
07-06-2006, 12:25 PM
baaa. they are okay for a stock turbos car.. nothing exeptional
Sandbagger!
SVT Lurch
07-06-2006, 01:56 PM
baaa. they are okay for a stock turbos car.. nothing exeptional
illustration from above
http://invam.caf.wvu.edu/methods/supplies/sandbags.jpg
illustration from above
http://invam.caf.wvu.edu/methods/supplies/sandbags.jpg
lmfao!
isidewayz
07-07-2006, 06:10 PM
$5 bucks says nothing happens
11secCobra
07-07-2006, 06:57 PM
i wanna know about the dfwwstangs toughman...i say $10 entry, winner takes all
drunktexan
07-07-2006, 07:16 PM
i wanna know about the dfwwstangs toughman...i say $10 entry, winner takes all
im in, ill kick your god for saken ass. :p
sho_shane
07-08-2006, 02:00 PM
I am a hardass...........come get some. Made hard from years of bitchslapping fat pussies.
I swer dude I dont even know you but seem like a pussy yourself... The ppl that talk shit all the time are the ppl that run from the fight when it happens. Now I like whiteboy he has been there for me when iv had a Q but I think both of you need to just get together and fight it out and be done with it... But on a side note my vote is on whiteboy...... Good luck to whoever stops talking shit and really does somthing....;)
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-08-2006, 02:16 PM
He IS a pussy. I'll put $5 on whiteboy, and $55 on Jester. I can't lose!
Tyrone Biggums
07-08-2006, 02:30 PM
I swer dude I dont even know you but seem like a pussy yourself... The ppl that talk shit all the time are the ppl that run from the fight when it happens. Now I like whiteboy he has been there for me when iv had a Q but I think both of you need to just get together and fight it out and be done with it... But on a side note my vote is on whiteboy...... Good luck to whoever stops talking shit and really does somthing....;)
Jester wouldn't run. Just sayin'.
Lets do another DFWStangs toughman competetion, I say $15 entry because the last time there where only 4 guys who stepped up out of like 12 people! Keep it in a controlled enviroment with a ref & mouthpiece's & we need to agree on the size of gloves. MMA is 6oz & the last DFW thing we did we had to use the shitty sparring gloves. I have some 12 0z gloves for training. But we need to have something better then the sparring gloves. I think 8oz gloves would be good or 6oz gloves.
Guys can get there grudge matches taken care of & guys who enjoy getting in the ring & getting down can compete & the winner takes the purse like last time.
sho_shane
07-08-2006, 04:40 PM
That sounds like a good idea... I would pay 15 bucks to shut some of these pussys up:D:D:D Sounds like money in the bank:D
Fordblue625
07-08-2006, 05:03 PM
That sounds like a good idea... I would pay 15 bucks to shut some of these pussys up:D:D:D Sounds like money in the bank:D
You're gonna need to make up all the money that you lose betting Levi wouldn't kick the shit out of whiteboy. :o
sho_shane
07-08-2006, 05:04 PM
I think whiteboy can hold his own... Thats all im saying ok. I dont care ether way...
OK first we need to see if Fox will hold the thing there, Once we have that established, Then lets set a date for this deal say 3 weeks out. That way everyone has time to get ready & train, I SUGGEST FROM THE LAST ONE I WAS IN, RUN LIKE 4 MILES A DAY, Stamana is a big deal in this. So lets make sure everyone who gets involved has the chance to come with their A-GAME!
So first things first, (FOX66)? Can you host another?
Fordblue625
07-08-2006, 05:18 PM
OK first we need to see if Fox will hold the thing there, Once we have that established, Then lets set a date for this deal say 3 weeks out. That way everyone has time to get ready & train, I SUGGEST FROM THE LAST ONE I WAS IN, RUN LIKE 4 MILES A DAY, Stamana is a big deal in this. So lets make sure everyone who gets involved has the chance to come with their A-GAME!
So first things first, (FOX66)? Can you host another?
Start another thread to put it together Seb. :)
Start another thread to put it together Seb. :)
Lets see on here who is really serious. Because the last time we put one together, They got security & had a list & it ended up being a complete waste of time, I am not going to waste my time organizing one, but if their is a true grudge fest between these two, They can solve it in a controlled enviroment & if they really want to take care of it in the ring man to man & then that should create enough hype to get people to come watch & we can get some more matchs going if there is some real intrest!
sho_shane
07-08-2006, 07:52 PM
I would fight if I found someone that I think would be a fight and really let me have some fun :D:D:D
11secCobra
07-08-2006, 08:15 PM
I would fight if I found someone that I think would be a fight and really let me have some fun :D:D:D
come getcha some bro
sho_shane
07-08-2006, 10:17 PM
lol...........
whiteboy
07-08-2006, 10:31 PM
You're gonna need to make up all the money that you lose betting Levi wouldn't kick the shit out of whiteboy. :o
there's no one this site that could kick the shit out of me. levi (lol great name lol)
I fight very dirty ask anyone who knew me when i worked at the clubs
DON SVO
07-09-2006, 12:56 AM
there's no one this site that could kick the shit out of me
care to bet on that??? ;)
stunter bob
07-09-2006, 01:28 AM
care to bet on that??? ;)
yea right...i could kick the shit out of anyone
sho_shane
07-09-2006, 07:44 AM
yea right...i could kick the shit out of anyone
Now dont go on saying you can kick the shit out of anyone junior. You mite need to grow a few feet to hop on this ride;)
Well it sounds like there are some tough guys on here that think they are really tough. SHO SHANE, WHITEBOY,11SEC COBRA, I have no problems at all getting in the ring with some 6oz gloves & trading some lickswith any of you. HELL I LOVE IT :D Get as dirty as you want.
Please don't take it easy on me. Because I ain't gonna take it easy on you! I ain't no big guy. But I sure ain't small & most of all. I ain't afraid to take a couple of punchs to deliver mine :D
If FOX66 won't do it at his house. I will host this shindig at mine. Lets set a date & see who the baddest motherfucker is on here. ;)
Jester
07-09-2006, 09:41 AM
Well it sounds like there are some tough guys on here that think they are really tough. SHO SHANE, WHITEBOY,11SEC COBRA, I have no problems at all getting in the ring with some 6oz gloves & trading some lickswith any of you. HELL I LOVE IT :D Get as dirty as you want.
Please don't take it easy on me. Because I ain't gonna take it easy on you! I ain't no big guy. But I sure ain't small & most of all. I ain't afraid to take a couple of punchs to deliver mine :D
If FOX66 won't do it at his house. I will host this shindig at mine. Lets set a date & see who the baddest motherfucker is on here. ;)Lmao......Man, I love this site.
Baddest motherfucker on here=JKD...........plain and simple.
:D Lmao......Man, I love this site.
Baddest motherfucker on here=JKD...........plain and simple.
Well I hear alot of cheerleaders for JKD, But didn't see him at the last DFWStangs Toughman Competetion,
Lots of talk on this site. But when it came time for everyone to NUT UP & FIGHT AT THE LAST ONE DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. Only 4 guys had the balls to back up there shit talking.
I don't know JKD or any of these guys. I just enjoy throwing down, I am really good on the ground in wrestling & ok on my feet with trading licks.
SO I AM CALLING OUT WHOEVER WANTS SOME & THINKS THEY WHOOP MY ASS! I ain't scared. I can back my shit up & have plenty of people on this board who know it.
So lets see here! So far from this thread alone we have
SEB aka (1BAD93LX) 210lbs currently, will be fighting at 185lbs.
SHO SHANE
11SEC COBRA
WHITEBOY
JKD if he wants too. (EVERYBODY IS MAKING YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE A BAD DUDE) I want see for myself :D
Thats 5 guys. Can we get at least 3 more. That should be enough. But the entry fee will have to $20, because I want to have a chunk of money when I get done winning this :D
P.S. I don't have any miltary training or Martial Arts classe's. All I got is what god gave me & ALOT OF HEART! :rolleyes:
I didnt show up to the last one because neither of the two guys I wanted to fight would agree. And if you really wanted to see, I'm not hard to find. I posted my martial arts GTG for a long time. My "cheerleaders" tend to be people who have come out and train with me. I show them what I know, if that's the opinion they walk away with there is nothing I can do about it. My grudge matches are legit get any of them to agree and I will fight.
Ejones
Hopper
Omega Doom
Nassty Nate for taking my money. ;)
I didnt show up to the last one because neither of the two guys I wanted to fight would agree. And if you really wanted to see, I'm not hard to find. I posted my martial arts GTG for a long time. My "cheerleaders" tend to be people who have come out and train with me. I show them what I know, if that's the opinion they walk away with there is nothing I can do about it. My grudge matches are legit get any of them to agree and I will fight.
Ejones
Hopper
Omega Doom
Nassty Nate for taking my money. ;)
The only way I would even think of rolling with you (no strikes) would be Gi sport Ju Jitsu...and we both know that won't happen. So I'll go ahead and say it...I'm scared to fight JKD.
Jester
07-09-2006, 11:04 AM
I was really thinking about all of this. SEB, if you accidently kill somebody.........I mean, if you hit them and they fall and hit their head and for some unknown reason and they die............prison for a LONG time. I guess that is why there are such things as the UFC. Sign the nice lawyer drawn up contract that says nobody gets sued if one comes out brain damaged or dead.
I could just see a 20 year old kid getting knocked the fuck out by SEB or Steve and ending up fucking brain dead..............hello lawsuit from mommy and daddy.
SEB, to make it perfectly legal to do a little boxing with JKD and avoid any and all problems, you could go to the place that he teaches other guys. That way you can see what he can do and no worries about lawsuits or a guilty conscience. I have been meaning to make it up there and get my ass handed to me by Steve for a while, but working on the truck and being a new dad had not made it easy.
The only way I would even think of rolling with you (no strikes) would be Gi sport Ju Jitsu...and we both know that won't happen. So I'll go ahead and say it...I'm scared to fight JKD.
LOL, a Gi and no stiking is just two homo's in their pajamas rolling around on the floor together. :D
I didnt show up to the last one because neither of the two guys I wanted to fight would agree. And if you really wanted to see, I'm not hard to find. I posted my martial arts GTG for a long time. My "cheerleaders" tend to be people who have come out and train with me. I show them what I know, if that's the opinion they walk away with there is nothing I can do about it. My grudge matches are legit get any of them to agree and I will fight.
Ejones
Hopper
Omega Doom
Nassty Nate for taking my money. ;)
Well I need to go to your next Martial arts GTG, Please pm me when you have one. I am interested in coming to one.
I think fighting is a sport & don't look at it as something personal. Some of my best friends are guys I have fought & we become good friends out of respect. If there is some intrest in this next DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. You should come out.
Jester
07-09-2006, 11:10 AM
Well I need to go to your next Martial arts GTG, Please pm me when you have one. I am interested in coming to one.
I think fighting is a sport & don't look at it as something personal. Some of my best friends are guys I have fought & we become good friends out of respect. If there is some intrest in this next DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. You should come out.
I used to fight for sport(tournaments and military boxing), but after two torn rotator cuff surgeries, I fight only when my life or my family is in danger. It is a fun sport, but to just climb back in the ring and throw down without it being for my life, would end me right back up in the hospital getting surgery #3 and the Dr already said that he is gonna sew my fucking arm to my ribs if I come back. :D
My goddamned shoulder used to pop out of socket and I would have to put it back in.................if you have never tried this, it is having to jerk your arm above your head very fast and very hard in order to get the fucking ball to get back into it's little home.................it smarts to say the least. :D
I was really thinking about all of this. SEB, if you accidently kill somebody.........I mean, if you hit them and they fall and hit their head and for some unknown reason and they die............prison for a LONG time. I guess that is why there are such things as the UFC. Sign the nice lawyer drawn up contract that says nobody gets sued if one comes out brain damaged or dead.
I could just see a 20 year old kid getting knocked the fuck out by SEB or Steve and ending up fucking brain dead..............hello lawsuit from mommy and daddy.
SEB, to make it perfectly legal to do a little boxing with JKD and avoid any and all problems, you could go to the place that he teaches other guys. That way you can see what he can do and no worries about lawsuits or a guilty conscience. I have been meaning to make it up there and get my ass handed to me by Steve for a while, but working on the truck and being a new dad had not made it easy.
Congrats on being a New Dad!!!!! I am a soon to be Daddy too. She is 9 months & a week away. Looks like she is ready to pop now
Good point, I will be at the next Martial Arts GTG. I think it would be a good experience for me.
My wife works for a Law Firm in DT Dallas & if the is any real intrest in some guys just getting together for some fun & beating the shit out of each other. I will have her talk to one of her attorneys & have her draw up a form to sign, I am sure with two big guys trading licks & wrestling. A broken arm or Leg is very Possbile in wrestling & trading punch for punch. I can easily see someone getting a broken jaw or losing some teeth or broken nose. I hope with mough pieces & 6oz gloves we should be ok & be able to avoid these kind of injurys.
Well I need to go to your next Martial arts GTG, Please pm me when you have one. I am interested in coming to one.
I think fighting is a sport & don't look at it as something personal. Some of my best friends are guys I have fought & we become good friends out of respect. If there is some intrest in this next DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. You should come out.
I will be there. If I had known a few people were gong to make such a big deal about me not showing up, I would have. This isn't a "toughguy" thing for me, it's my passion.
Learning to fight is a byproduct of the arts. I love what the arts do for people in a personal way. It's gives the weak confidence they never had, strength, endurance and level playing field to deal with the false confident assholes.
I'm not a temple dwelling, turn the other cheek pacifist by any means. My approach is simple, direct and efficent. It comes across arrogant and brash at times, but if I could not do it, I would not say it. Because there always someone willing to call another's bluff. Which is why you never see me talk trash about car stuff or driving skills. :)
Jester
07-09-2006, 11:15 AM
Congrats on being a New Dad!!!!! I am a soon to be Daddy too. She is 9 months & a week away. Looks like she is ready to pop now
Good point, I will be at the next Martial Arts GTG. I think it would be a good experience for me.
My wife works for a Law Firm in DT Dallas & if the is any real intrest in some guys just getting together for some fun & beating the shit out of each other. I will have her talk to one of her attorneys & have her draw up a form to sign, I am sure with two big guys trading licks & wrestling. A broken arm or Leg is very Possbile in wrestling & trading punch for punch. I can easily see someone getting a broken jaw or losing some teeth or broken nose. I hope with mough pieces & 6oz gloves we should be ok & be able to avoid these kind of injurys.
Thanks man! Congrats on your soon to be. Make sure and post a thread and show us some pics!
Post #104 in this other thread is what got me thinking about the lawsuit. Read post #104 in http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=293761this:
LOL, a Gi and no stiking is just two homo's in their pajamas rolling around on the floor together. :D
Well...if it was striking and no Gi it would just be you beating the shit out of me, and I don't see to much fun in that. With a Gi and no striking I might last a lil longer, won't get a black eye, and can tap quicker. :p
Jester
07-09-2006, 11:23 AM
Well...if it was striking and no Gi it would just be you beating the shit out of me, and I don't see to much fun in that. With a Gi and no striking I might last a lil longer, won't get a black eye, and can tap quicker. :p
LMAO! :D
Well...if it was striking and no Gi it would just be you beating the shit out of me, and I don't see to much fun in that. With a Gi and no striking I might last a lil longer, won't get a black eye, and can tap quicker. :p
LOL, I know bro. In all seriousness, I can roll without striking. We do every week in the training. When I am training new people I get more bruises then anyone being their Uke`. I'd be glad to train with ya for the workout and for fun. I'd love to GTG with you, Juiced and Wario for fun. :)
But when it comes to the real deal, all bets are off. When someone crosses the line with me I 've always had this little fault in my personality with a complete lack of compassion on my part.
Jester
07-09-2006, 11:26 AM
LOL, I know bro. In all seriousness, I can roll without striking. We do every week in the training. When I am training new people I get more bruises then anyone being their Uke`. I'd be glad to train with ya for the workout and for fun. I'd love to GTG with you, Juiced and Wario for fun. :)
But when it comes to the real deal, all bets are off. When someone crosses the line with me I 've always had this little fault in my personality with a complete lack of compassion on my part.
I definitely need to come and take some classes from you. I was full of piss and vinegar back in the day, now I am jsut full of piss. :D
I am gonna duct tape my fucking arm to my chest, though. :D
LOL, I know bro. In all seriousness, I can roll without striking. We do every week in the training. When I am training new people I get more bruises then anyone being their Uke`. I'd be glad to train with ya for the workout and for fun. I'd love to GTG with you, Juiced and Wario for fun. :)
But when it comes to the real deal, all bets are off. When someone crosses the line with me I 've always had this little fault in my personality with a complete lack of compassion on my part.
Well get with Nick to see when they do the garage sessions and I'll let you choke me out a few times...just to make you feel better of course. :p :o
Well get with Nick to see when they do the garage sessions and I'll let you choke me out a few times...just to make you feel better of course. :p :o
Nah, just listen to the guys on here. I am full of it and you would kick my ass with ease. ;)
whiteboy
07-09-2006, 11:30 AM
i really dont want to fight with JKD. Let that be known
sho_shane
07-09-2006, 03:23 PM
:D
Well I hear alot of cheerleaders for JKD, But didn't see him at the last DFWStangs Toughman Competetion,
Lots of talk on this site. But when it came time for everyone to NUT UP & FIGHT AT THE LAST ONE DFWStangs Toughman Competetion. Only 4 guys had the balls to back up there shit talking.
I don't know JKD or any of these guys. I just enjoy throwing down, I am really good on the ground in wrestling & ok on my feet with trading licks.
SO I AM CALLING OUT WHOEVER WANTS SOME & THINKS THEY WHOOP MY ASS! I ain't scared. I can back my shit up & have plenty of people on this board who know it.
So lets see here! So far from this thread alone we have
SEB aka (1BAD93LX) 210lbs currently, will be fighting at 185lbs.
SHO SHANE
11SEC COBRA
WHITEBOY
JKD if he wants too. (EVERYBODY IS MAKING YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE A BAD DUDE) I want see for myself :D
Thats 5 guys. Can we get at least 3 more. That should be enough. But the entry fee will have to $20, because I want to have a chunk of money when I get done winning this :D
SHO SHANE 6.3 at 260lbs. its all fat ;)
I would like to get in to ground fighting
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-09-2006, 03:31 PM
Nah, just listen to the guys on here. I am full of it and you would kick my ass with ease. ;)Fuckin' right. RedHornet's friend Joe's 11 year old daughter kicked his ass after only 12 hours of training!
11secCobra
07-09-2006, 03:40 PM
SHO SHANE 6.3 at 260lbs. its all fat ;)
I would like to get in to ground fighting
11SecCobra 6'3 245 college linebacker/boxer/jiu jitsu training :D
11SecCobra 6'3 245 college linebacker/boxer/jiu jitsu training :D
Size means little , if anything if the practioners skills lack.
11secCobra
07-09-2006, 03:51 PM
Size means little , if anything if the practioners skills lack.
i know ;)
but it cant hurt.
stunter bob
07-09-2006, 03:58 PM
lets add a little guy fight to this thing
me VS 92notch
SLO SVO vs One Bad Wagon!
stunter bob
07-09-2006, 04:07 PM
SLO SVO vs One Bad Wagon!
hmm..never seen OBW...but i met don lastnight...i didnt know he was so short..and i think when he saw me..he didnt know i was so tall lol
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-09-2006, 04:09 PM
Adam would put a hurtin' on teh runt!
PooterWS6
07-09-2006, 04:41 PM
Adam would put a hurtin' on teh runt!
Adam is shorter than Don! :eek:
Don would whoop him like a red headed school girl, on a boys town national hotline!
ThreeFingerPete
07-09-2006, 07:07 PM
I'll fight whiteboy if this is happening within the next month or so.
Trip McNeely
07-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Im gonna fight Adam(ThreeFingerPete), put me on the list.
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-09-2006, 07:12 PM
I was gonna fight Adam for the last slice of pizza, but that bitch knew what was up and backed down before I put on the hurtin'.
6.1 185lbs :D
Well I guess I will be the smallest guy in this whole thing. Now give me the biggest guy. 11 SEC COBRA looks to be the biggest. Me & him first round.
11secCobra
07-09-2006, 08:49 PM
i just wanna fight and not have to worry about the po-lice! dammit!
Buncha violent fuckers in here. lol
Jester
07-09-2006, 09:19 PM
We are the world...............we are the children..............
Okay, everyone hold hands and join in! :D
grove rat
07-09-2006, 09:22 PM
i'll roll up there again, with another case ;)
Jester
07-09-2006, 09:24 PM
i'll roll up there again, with another case ;)
Case of herpes, crabs, what? :D
grove rat
07-09-2006, 09:34 PM
Case of herpes, crabs, what? :D
lol! no, i'll be there with another ice chest and a case of beer ;)
Thats my El Camino- cmon man. you always have some funny shit to say! I always bust out lauging when I read your responses! :D
That_Is_My_El_Camino
07-09-2006, 10:46 PM
Thats my El Camino- cmon man. you always have some funny shit to say! I always bust out lauging when I read your responses! :DHey, I'm down if Mike (or anybody else) wants to do this thing again. I just don't wanna fight; I'm a little guy, out of shape, and too timid. :o
grove rat
07-09-2006, 10:48 PM
<--- am down to go, but i'm there to drink and spectate
11sec4eyes
07-10-2006, 04:19 AM
Damn, I really need to check this site more often. I would be down, 6'3" 220. Very Very little trainig :) . The only thing is someone would have to come get me :o . But I would put on a good show :D :p
Cooter
07-10-2006, 07:59 PM
let's put it this way... I've met a LOT of people off this board... LOTS...
of everyone I've met in my life, if I was going to have ONE guy in my corner it'd be Adam (ThreeFingerPete / OneBadWagon)
I've never met a bad ass ultimate fighter, obviously they'd fuck him up, but I've met a lot of professional MLB/NFL/NBA stars, etc. etc. and if we're picking teams, Adam's on mine!
let's put it this way... I've met a LOT of people off this board... LOTS...
of everyone I've met in my life, if I was going to have ONE guy in my corner it'd be Adam (ThreeFingerPete / OneBadWagon)
I've never met a bad ass ultimate fighter, obviously they'd fuck him up, but I've met a lot of professional MLB/NFL/NBA stars, etc. etc. and if we're picking teams, Adam's on mine!
Why is that? Have you seen Adam in action? I met him Friday night, really cool guy. I love sparring with big guys, it's makes for more of a challenge.
Fox466
07-10-2006, 08:51 PM
Hey, I'm down if Mike (or anybody else) wants to do this thing again. I just don't wanna fight; I'm a little guy, out of shape, and too timid. :o
You're just quiet (irl). That makes you the fucker my momma told me to watch out for. ;)
The pool is ready and we should be able to get around 30 bikinis in it and the gameroom should be ready. So let's throw a huge fucking party. :cool:
Or we could just do it in Jesters backyard. Either works. :)
Jester
07-10-2006, 09:19 PM
You're just quiet (irl). That makes you the fucker my momma told me to watch out for. ;)
The pool is ready and we should be able to get around 30 bikinis in it and the gameroom should be ready. So let's throw a huge fucking party. :cool:
Or we could just do it in Jesters backyard. Either works. :)
Gee, let me think. :D
KJ94GT
07-10-2006, 10:01 PM
Why is that? Have you seen Adam in action?
I think Forrest watched him in the shower once. Maybe that's why...
Fox466
07-11-2006, 05:58 AM
Gee, let me think. :D
I was figuring you might vote bikinis... ;)
When do y'all want to do it? I will need someone to help with ring making materials though. I don't want (can't really) to spend 300ish on rope that will only be used once or twice a year for these events...
Anyone have a decent band that can play a set or two?
DON SVO
07-11-2006, 08:03 AM
hmm..never seen OBW...but i met don lastnight...i didnt know he was so short..and i think when he saw me..he didnt know i was so tall lol
we can fight if you'd like. :)
Jester
07-11-2006, 08:04 AM
Too much machismo in this thread.
Cooter
07-11-2006, 08:30 AM
Why is that? Have you seen Adam in action? I met him Friday night, really cool guy. I love sparring with big guys, it's makes for more of a challenge.
you know how mentally retarded people are WAY strong for their size?
little known fact... lots of people from Oklahoma are the same way, and he's not tiny.
I'm sure someone w/ some decent training could whoop him, but GENERALLY people w/ decent training don't go looking for trouble
Jester
07-11-2006, 08:33 AM
you know how mentally retarded people are WAY strong for their size?
little known fact... lots of people from Oklahoma are the same way, and he's not tiny.
I'm sure someone w/ some decent training could whoop him, but GENERALLY people w/ decent training don't go looking for trouble
It would damn sure hurt to get popped in the noggin by Adam. And he has that fun crazy streak in him that I fucking dig.
PooterWS6
07-11-2006, 10:44 AM
It would damn sure hurt to get popped in the noggin by Adam. And he has that fun crazy streak in him that I fucking dig.
Ask him about the guy at the movies that wouldnt shut up:p
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