zora04
06-06-2006, 06:21 AM
It all started in August of '92. Little Myron Pendergrass and his family moved to Peoria to start a new life. Myron was very small for his age, and was picked on daily. The chief bully was Jon Oso. He was bigger than Myron, and used to tease him for his glasses and lack of stature.
One day, after Jon took a huge shit in the school's restroom, he decided to give little Myron a swirly in the freshly defecated toilet. And thus, it began. Myron would devote his life at getting back at Jon.
The same type of ridicule continued through jr high and high school. Dog shit in Myron's locker was a favorite prank. Constant wedgies still haunt little Myron's thoughts. And who could forget the homecoming pep rally where Jon pulled down Myron's pants in front of the whole school, once again humiliating Myron's lack of stature.
Myron desperately seeked his revenge, but knew he was no match for Jon physically. He started to fight back in anonymous ways. He often left Jon's name and phone number in public restrooms preceded by "for a good time fellas, call me." He used to create fake cheat sheets and leave them on Jon's desk after test time hoping he would get in trouble. None of his pranks amounted to anything, until his sophomore year in high school.
As a sophomore, Myron was introduced to the internet. Being the nerd that he was, he caught on quickly. He started by hacking into Jon’s personal information. He registered Jon's email to several gay porn sites and chat rooms. He started creating personal ads on the gay hook up sites. He posted his phone number everywhere he could.
This type of behavior kept him occupied through much of high school. His grades suffered, and Myron ended up at community college. It was in college that he discovered internet forums. This was another avenue to seek his revenge on Jon. He had his photo album, and started shit talking threads in various different forums. He posted Jon's pictures in hopes that someone would meet up with him and kick the ever loving shit out of him. He tracked Jon, and posted on forums in each town that Jon lived in.
And thus, the saga continues. Myron has over 1,000 posts on this site daring someone to kick Jon's ass. He has devoted his life to revenge. He now resides in Scottsdale, AZ. He lives a torn and reclusive life. Myron dropped out of CC, and now works at the local Radio Shack. But at night, he can be found glued to his computer ethugging it like no other.
Will the real Jon Oso please stand up?
This is by far my longest post to date. I am that bored at work, and this is the only explanation that I can come up with. There is no way in hell that this guy can be for real. From his 9 ft door ways in his mansion, to his countless hoes that he can fuck at the snap of his fingers, to his V6 wonder car. Myron may have fooled you fuckers, but I'm on to him.
BTW, add me to the fan list. My post deserves it. Oh yeah, eat shit and die mutha fucka.
One day, after Jon took a huge shit in the school's restroom, he decided to give little Myron a swirly in the freshly defecated toilet. And thus, it began. Myron would devote his life at getting back at Jon.
The same type of ridicule continued through jr high and high school. Dog shit in Myron's locker was a favorite prank. Constant wedgies still haunt little Myron's thoughts. And who could forget the homecoming pep rally where Jon pulled down Myron's pants in front of the whole school, once again humiliating Myron's lack of stature.
Myron desperately seeked his revenge, but knew he was no match for Jon physically. He started to fight back in anonymous ways. He often left Jon's name and phone number in public restrooms preceded by "for a good time fellas, call me." He used to create fake cheat sheets and leave them on Jon's desk after test time hoping he would get in trouble. None of his pranks amounted to anything, until his sophomore year in high school.
As a sophomore, Myron was introduced to the internet. Being the nerd that he was, he caught on quickly. He started by hacking into Jon’s personal information. He registered Jon's email to several gay porn sites and chat rooms. He started creating personal ads on the gay hook up sites. He posted his phone number everywhere he could.
This type of behavior kept him occupied through much of high school. His grades suffered, and Myron ended up at community college. It was in college that he discovered internet forums. This was another avenue to seek his revenge on Jon. He had his photo album, and started shit talking threads in various different forums. He posted Jon's pictures in hopes that someone would meet up with him and kick the ever loving shit out of him. He tracked Jon, and posted on forums in each town that Jon lived in.
And thus, the saga continues. Myron has over 1,000 posts on this site daring someone to kick Jon's ass. He has devoted his life to revenge. He now resides in Scottsdale, AZ. He lives a torn and reclusive life. Myron dropped out of CC, and now works at the local Radio Shack. But at night, he can be found glued to his computer ethugging it like no other.
Will the real Jon Oso please stand up?
This is by far my longest post to date. I am that bored at work, and this is the only explanation that I can come up with. There is no way in hell that this guy can be for real. From his 9 ft door ways in his mansion, to his countless hoes that he can fuck at the snap of his fingers, to his V6 wonder car. Myron may have fooled you fuckers, but I'm on to him.
BTW, add me to the fan list. My post deserves it. Oh yeah, eat shit and die mutha fucka.