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SVT93Style
04-04-2006, 07:16 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060404/sc_space/jesuscouldhavewalkedonicescientistsays;_ylt=Al6xpI .r2kxQVRnpUzcL.ZOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYw M5NjQ-

TexasDevilDog
04-04-2006, 08:13 PM
LOL!

Jesus happened to walk on a floating patch of ice from the land out to the boat. :rolleyes:

zorro
04-04-2006, 08:20 PM
Scientists say the darnedest things!

I guess if he could believe that, believing that Jesus really walked on water should be easy.

Z

DarkWolf
04-06-2006, 09:15 AM
It would seem he forgot to study the climate. Some 2000 - 10000 years ago, was the warmest period in the history of the planet (at least the history we've recorded).

If our current climate, being slightly cooler than the climate back then, would only account for this "freezing" to happen every 10000 years or so, it would stand to suggest the same for the climate then. Not impossible, just not likely to happen ever 60 years or so as the article suggests.

murphy54
04-20-2006, 08:00 AM
wow ...I am bored...if I had the time I would explain you the problem with you....untill then ....BE GONE SPAWN OF SATANA

DarkWolf
04-20-2006, 02:27 PM
wow ...I am bored...if I had the time I would explain you the problem with you....untill then ....BE GONE SPAWN OF SATANA

Random?

SVT93Style
04-20-2006, 08:52 PM
Random?


Agreed...who's he talking to?
Oh, who really cares anyway...

DarkWolf
04-20-2006, 11:53 PM
Agreed...who's he talking to?
Oh, who really cares anyway...

Haha, true true. :)

jones4stangs
04-26-2006, 12:09 PM
It's always hilarious to hear people try to explain biblical miracles with some form of natural occurrence.

Reminds me of the one where the wind blows at just the right time and way, and the Red Sea parts.

Get real, it happened just like it says in the Bible or it didn't happen at all.

If the guy was born without sperm, walking on water is a piece of cake!

BradM
04-26-2006, 12:34 PM
wow ...I am bored...if I had the time I would explain you the problem with you....untill then ....BE GONE SPAWN OF SANTANA


What does he have to do with it? :confused:

Spawn...hmm...Somebody here is Carlos' kid? AWESOME! ;)

blowpop65
05-07-2006, 08:35 PM
I like how people try and provide non-miracle ways Jesus could do what the Bible says he did. Give them time and they will explain how Jesus could have instantaneously cured leprosy, cripples, and resurrected someone with common household items.

If you believe Jesus performed miracles, good. If not, good. But why must people try and mix the two.

Hollywood
06-02-2006, 07:22 AM
LOL, everybody knows that the stories in the bible are fiction. Why try to explain any of that bs with logic?

BlackSnake1996
06-30-2006, 04:52 AM
LOL, everybody knows that the stories in the bible are fiction. Why try to explain any of that bs with logic?
You really think that, don't ya?