HerBlownSnake
03-13-2006, 10:39 AM
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast
at the White
House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight
grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How
rude! You're starting
to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office
for
a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
at the White
House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight
grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How
rude! You're starting
to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your
second term of office
for
a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to
Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."