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cobrajet69
03-09-2006, 12:27 PM
A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy
and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

You're wasting your time." says the boy.

Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

HerBlownSnake
03-09-2006, 12:43 PM
That is a good one!!

Michaelb303
03-09-2006, 12:52 PM
http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=244699&highlight=top+flatten

http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=223124&highlight=top+flatten

http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120440&highlight=top+flatten

cobrajet69
03-09-2006, 01:47 PM
http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=244699&highlight=top+flatten

http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=223124&highlight=top+flatten

http://dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120440&highlight=top+flatten


The intent of the post was for those who haven't seen this before. Those were posted over a year ago (one back in `03) so, I think it's rediculous to ask someone to search every word of a post before submitting it. I even looked at every "active" post and didn't see it.
Bottom line, if you've seen it before, then move along.

David

Michaelb303
03-09-2006, 03:05 PM
I'm just saying search for it and see if it's already been posted, Then add to it if you want to bump it up. There's no point in having 10 post on the same thing.

Trick flow coupe
03-09-2006, 03:15 PM
I'm just saying search for it and see if it's already been posted, Then add to it if you want to bump it up. There's no point in having 10 post on the same thing.


I've never seen it before, and am glad he posted it :rolleyes:

cobrajet69
03-09-2006, 03:17 PM
I'm just saying search for it and see if it's already been posted, Then add to it if you want to bump it up. There's no point in having 10 post on the same thing.

Well, I agree with you if it's been posted recently, like in the last month or so, but tell me this; what is the difference between bumping a post that is over a year old or just posting it again? It's not like its a great waste of band width, or like I'm stealing someones glory.
Personally, I think some of you "repost" nazi's get a kick out of pointing out that somethings been posted three years ago. :rolleyes:
I mean seriously, is it that big of a deal?


David

Michaelb303
03-09-2006, 04:00 PM
I mean seriously, is it that big of a deal?


David


Yes

thesource
03-09-2006, 06:08 PM
Repost or not , thats a pretty good joke . :D

cobrajet69
03-10-2006, 07:24 AM
Yes

lmao
:rolleyes:


David

mustang87
03-10-2006, 07:28 AM
Yes
let it go and get a life

scootro
03-10-2006, 03:17 PM
haha that was funny......... i never saw this joke before!! watch out for the dammm repost police.. :rolleyes:

Tangstang
03-12-2006, 05:50 PM
I'm just saying search for it and see if it's already been posted, Then add to it if you want to bump it up. There's no point in having 10 post on the same thing.
a repost of a joke is still funny, besides, for the most part 50% of the people who read it haven't seen it before.

That_Is_My_El_Camino
03-14-2006, 01:30 AM
Chuck Norris hates reposts. :eek: :p

cobrajet69
03-14-2006, 07:18 AM
Chuck Norris hates cupcakes. :eek: :p


*fixed* :cool:


David