..my butt has fallen asleep

[Tx Redneck]

two old ladys are sittin in church, one turns to the other and whispers, " i've been sittin here so long my butt has fallen asleep." the other lady replies, "i know i've heard it snore three times already."

[JTrevino2003]

two old ladys are sittin in church, one turns to the other and whispers, " i've been sittin here so long my butt has fallen asleep." the other lady replies, "i know i've heard it snore three times already."
ehhhhhhhhhh.........

[thesource]

Now thats fucking gross right there .