Tx Redneck
03-01-2006, 08:41 PM
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>Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
>husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
>paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stood back in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
>take?" I asked
>
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>
>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
>breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
>
>Stupid, stupid man.
>Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my
>husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
> If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
>paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stood back in
>front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
>take?" I asked
>
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>
>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
>breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
>
>Stupid, stupid man.