Dads New Z06

[Lil V6]

Mark brought home a new 2006 Z06 Vette and his 15 year old kid
asked him can he take the car to the store. Dad said son you
have to be a man to drive this car. The kid said I am a young man.
Dad said well can you touch your asshole with your dick? The kid
said well..no. Dad said i'll drive you to the store. The kid buys a
bag of chips and a scratch off ticket. The kid checked the ticket
and had a 100,000.00 winner. The dad said: son i'll have to put
that money in my account and invest it for you. The kid said well
can you touch your asshole with your dick? The dad said why yes
I can. The kid said: WELL GOOD GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!! :eek:

[aceman85turbo]

the grandpa in the boat was a better version.

[D]

That's still pretty good though.

[thesource]

Different version from what I heard but still pretty good

[blackjack]

the lesbian and the nun was a better version

[Quick '91 GT]

No...I think the one w/ the midget, the donkey and the Pope is the better version. :)

[Swamp Donkey]

I like the one with "my boot" :confused:

[HerBlownSnake]

Nice!

[supercharged99GT]

hilarious. if i ever told my dad to go fuck himself, id be knocked out