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46Tbird
02-28-2006, 11:21 AM
Next month will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This has become known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

ELVIS
02-28-2006, 11:22 AM
wow. i think i just shit myself.

god bless.

blue302stang
02-28-2006, 11:26 AM
damn that einstein was a smart man, minus the marrying of cousin

46Tbird
02-28-2006, 12:16 PM
wow. i think i just shit myself.

god bless.You might want to check. Better safe than sorry.

badass88gt
02-28-2006, 02:34 PM
Next month will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This has become known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.


lol