Tx Redneck
02-27-2006, 10:56 AM
>A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
>dead
>halt in traffic and thought to himself, 'Wow, this seems much worse than
>usual.' He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
>cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold
>up?" The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
>motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself
>onfire. She says her husband has spent all of her money and the Democrats
>just told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So, we're
>taking up a collection for her."
>
>"How much have you got so far?" "About 4 gallons, but a lot of folks
>are
>still siphoning."
>dead
>halt in traffic and thought to himself, 'Wow, this seems much worse than
>usual.' He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
>cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold
>up?" The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
>motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself
>onfire. She says her husband has spent all of her money and the Democrats
>just told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So, we're
>taking up a collection for her."
>
>"How much have you got so far?" "About 4 gallons, but a lot of folks
>are
>still siphoning."