Any good places to sacrifice...

[Jester]

virgins, chickens, bologna, and other tasty morsels? I have played my Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson CDs backwards, and I feel that the Great Satan is just not talking to me loud enough. May ye all burn..........BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUURN!!!!!!!!!

God Bless

[Jester]

Bueller?

[DarkWolf]

I hear throwing virgins in the mouth of a volcano is pretty popular.

Not sure how well throwing bologna into a volcano would work though. Maybe go all out with some bread and mustard, and sacrifice bologna sandwiches. If anything satan would at least be appeased with the tasty treats.

Being no volcanos in the area, you could probably substitute a fireplace.

[Jester]

I hear throwing virgins in the mouth of a volcano is pretty popular.

Not sure how well throwing bologna into a volcano would work though. Maybe go all out with some bread and mustard, and sacrifice bologna sandwiches. If anything satan would at least be appeased with the tasty treats.

Being no volcanos in the area, you could probably substitute a fireplace.
Maybe one of those Australian fire pit/BBQ grill things. :D

[DarkWolf]

Oooh good one. Then you can also enjoy some tasty chicken on the barbie after you're done with the whole sacrificial rights thing. :)

[ceyko]

I usually just smoke some brisket and ribs with a live mouse in there...that is stuck on one of those little sticky traps. It screams loudly for awhile, I feel it brings me closer to Satan. When I no longer feel his presence, I'll put one of my dogs in there and after awhile, my wife.

(Disclaimer...it is all a joke...)

Take care,

[Jester]

I usually just smoke some brisket and ribs with a live mouse in there...that is stuck on one of those little sticky traps. It screams loudly for awhile, I feel it brings me closer to Satan. When I no longer feel his presence, I'll put one of my dogs in there and after awhile, my wife.

(Disclaimer...it is all a joke...)

Take care,Love the disclaimer! Maybe I should put that on my first post. :D


Sacrificial chicken on the barbie sounds good, Darkwolf!

[DarkWolf]

Sacrificial chicken on the barbie sounds good, Darkwolf!

Coming to an Outback near you! :D

[Renee]

LoL