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HookEm
12-30-2005, 12:46 AM
The IVY in the phrase "Ivy League School" is actually short for "I pledge allegiance to Vince Young.The IVY in the phrase "Ivy League School" is actually short for "I pledge allegiance to Vince Young.

Christopher Columbus wasn't trying to find China, he was running from Vince Young.

When Vince Young was born, the doctor slapped him. In retaliation, Vince Young tore off the doctor's testicles and threw them 84 yards for a touchdown.

Vince Young's sweat is all 11 herbs and spices in KFC's secret recipe.

Hollywood was planning a remake of Casablanca starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Vince Young stopped them.

Kelly Kapowski cheated on Zack Morris with Vince Young.

Vince Young once visited Ontario, causing exactly 500,000 women to instinctively remove their shirts. Rather than charge all those people with indecent exposure, female toplessnes was immediately legalized.

unkoricky
12-30-2005, 01:09 AM
umm..I think other Texas fans will even say none of these were really funny..maybe the KFC one

HookEm
12-30-2005, 01:11 AM
Laff mother fucker, or the other 60 will follow those 7.....

umm..I think other Texas fans will even say none of these were really funny..maybe the KFC one

unkoricky
12-30-2005, 01:15 AM
Laff mother fucker, or the other 60 will follow those 7.....

Ouch name calling, im so hurt :p

That_Is_My_El_Camino
12-30-2005, 01:58 AM
Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Vince Young. Maybe if it were Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel against Vince Young, but I doubt it.

jefehbk
12-30-2005, 02:20 AM
Yeah I like Vince Young.....but i dont get any of those "facts". I dont know I guess not my kind of funny.