View Full Version : anyone else think god is an alien?
justinsn95
12-10-2005, 04:32 AM
This is probly a repost but i was wondering if any of you have ever read the bible and thought of the possibility that god could be an alien? Many of the things that iv'e read in genisis seem like they could easily be done with the right technology. And if you read the whole bible, it's almost as if god learns from some stuff that goes on. (and if he was god, he woulnt learn cause he'd already know it.) at least thats what i gather. what do you think?
oh one more thing. i also have a crazy ass bullshit theory. WHAT IF... Jesus Christ was sent back in time to die for our sins, but when he tried to go back to his own time his space ship crashed in new mexico in 1947, and thats what the govenment has been hiding, cause they know it will cause religious upheaval. again, i dont actually believe this crap, but i cant stop my mind from dreaming up stuff.
TexasDevilDog
12-10-2005, 08:31 AM
Any civilization that is very far more technologically advanced than another would appear to have magic.
ceyko
12-10-2005, 08:58 AM
Anything is possible...
White trash wagon
12-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Actually, by definition, god IS an alien, since he's not "from" the earth.
Some think that Ezekiel's visions in the bible are actually is a description of an alien ship landing.
But yes, to a group of ancient sheep herders, a modern man would appear nearly god like. Certainly a lifeform a little more advanced than ourselves would be viewed as divine.
But then again, the first time primative man saw lightening strike, or a huge storm, the concept of religion was born.
Scott
justinsn95
12-11-2005, 04:14 AM
Certainly a lifeform a little more advanced than ourselves would be viewed as divine.
Scott
well i always thought that even if I was presented with the real god, my first reaction would be " that guy is a space alien" not "that's god"
poopnut2
12-12-2005, 10:04 AM
Technically God would be considered an alien if "it" isn't from Earth. I just want to know if God gets free healthcare along with the illegal aliens?
White trash wagon
12-12-2005, 07:53 PM
Technically God would be considered an alien if "it" isn't from Earth. I just want to know if God gets free healthcare along with the illegal aliens?
I'll bet God has a heavenly health plan, much better than the illegals get! But I wonder if he has put up enough for retirement?
Scott
zora04
12-12-2005, 08:33 PM
oh one more thing. i also have a crazy ass bullshit theory. WHAT IF... Jesus Christ was sent back in time to die for our sins, but when he tried to go back to his own time his space ship crashed in new mexico in 1947, and thats what the govenment has been hiding, cause they know it will cause religious upheaval. again, i dont actually believe this crap, but i cant stop my mind from dreaming up stuff.
It sounds like you have been smoking weed and reading the Bible backwards again.
justinsn95
12-13-2005, 03:34 PM
It sounds like you have been smoking weed and reading the Bible backwards again.
i have been know to do that.
93cobrasvt
12-13-2005, 04:24 PM
First off, God in not an alien. We are created in the image and likeness of God. So therefore, would be aliens also, which eliminates the reason for the comment in the first place. Christ died for our sins and is the only reason we are able to stand before God on the day of judgement. He did not crash in in Roswell. He rose from the dead and now sits on Gods mighty right hand waiting for you to accept Him for who he is(God) and receive the gift of Eternal salvation that Christ gave us when He was crucified, buried and rose from the dead. He is the Living God, The true Almighty.
BigJirish08
12-13-2005, 04:25 PM
weed is great for religous thought
DarkWolf
12-13-2005, 07:33 PM
First off, God in not an alien. We are created in the image and likeness of God. So therefore, would be aliens also, which eliminates the reason for the comment in the first place. Christ died for our sins and is the only reason we are able to stand before God on the day of judgement. He did not crash in in Roswell. He rose from the dead and now sits on Gods mighty right hand waiting for you to accept Him for who he is(God) and receive the gift of Eternal salvation that Christ gave us when He was crucified, buried and rose from the dead. He is the Living God, The true Almighty.
So... which race does God look like? Asian? African? Middle Eastern? White? Is he large featured like Netherlanders, or is he small and puny like Etheopians?
justinsn95
12-14-2005, 03:26 AM
First off, God in not an alien. We are created in the image and likeness of God. So therefore, would be aliens also, which eliminates the reason for the comment in the first place. Christ died for our sins and is the only reason we are able to stand before God on the day of judgement. He did not crash in in Roswell. He rose from the dead and now sits on Gods mighty right hand waiting for you to accept Him for who he is(God) and receive the gift of Eternal salvation that Christ gave us when He was crucified, buried and rose from the dead. He is the Living God, The true Almighty.
thats fine and all, but it just doesnt add up. sorry.
V-SICK
12-14-2005, 08:55 PM
Technically God would be considered an alien if "it" isn't from Earth. I just want to know if God gets free healthcare along with the illegal aliens?
I'm sure he also gets Food stamps along with all the trailer trash rednecks
93cobrasvt
12-15-2005, 07:49 PM
God is the giver of all things. That is why we have what we have. He is also the giver of Life, through His son Jesus. John 10 10 Christ says I have come to give you life and have you live it to the fullest. That would be the life here on earth, but He also died and rose again that you will have eternal life, with Him. John 14 6
justinsn95
12-16-2005, 12:26 AM
God is the giver of all things. That is why we have what we have. He is also the giver of Life, through His son Jesus. John 10 10 Christ says I have come to give you life and have you live it to the fullest. That would be the life here on earth, but He also died and rose again that you will have eternal life, with Him. John 14 6
yeah. this is what i would like to call an open minded disscusion. i can quote things too, if i want, thanks.
poopnut2
12-16-2005, 01:09 PM
I'm sure he also gets Food stamps along with all the trailer trash rednecks
Because we know no minorities get food stamps.
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